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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #31
    Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
    That's disgusting. Hmm... If I remember my Sexual Psychology class Correctly, I think there's a fetish about that...
    Women do not have a "fetish" for staying in the kitchen, their desire to be in it is perfectly healthy and normal.
    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
    Oh well, I passed the class. I took that back in 10th grade... I'm gonna take the follow up class for Senior year! Freud-Sneud.... He's out dated... It's all about Kinsey now.
    Is the entire discipline of psychology just some kind of game of perverted one-upmanship?
    No thanks. I heard that gives you back problems.
    So? It's not like you need to be able to stand up straight when you're scrubbing a floor anyway.
    Alfred Kinsey was a bugger (he studied gall wasps), atheist and a pervert.
    My word! Can that really be true? I knew Kinsey was a notoriously evil deviant who swore to destroy family values and the American Way of Life, but I never knew that he actually went so far as to study gall wasps. I've never understood why there aren't more people in Guantanamo for that - everyone knows that once you start studying insects, it's only a matter of time before you charge into an embassy and turn yourself into a fireball for Allah.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #32
      Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

      Originally posted by Mr.WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      There is something wrong with Miss Lolita, don't you think? She does need some help, but maybe not the kind Miss Pancakes can offer.
      i unnerstand nows, Mr.WJB. i been prayin over this here pickture of a innernet kitty, an lord Jesus tolded me this kitty possesseds by the same demons that Miss.Lolita got


      the only differince betweens <BigBoobies>Kitty</BigBoobies> an Miss.Lolita is that kitty keep her boobies hidden unnerneath her fur even tho she be layin on her backs cuz she be a hussy kitty

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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2007
        • 831

        #33
        Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

        I personally don't care about breast size and find it silly that most males do. To me, its more about whom she is than what she looks like, now don't get me wrong nice looks is definitely a plus but her character is more important to me.

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        • Shallow-izer
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 214

          #34
          Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

          A sharp sence of humor and ability to use sarcasm in inventive ways.

          ^_____^

          Which is why I love my girlfriend.

          When we debate, it's so much fun.

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          • Andrew Shaw
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 226

            #35
            Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

            Zeke! your straight!? and dont be such a pervert. jesus wouldent want any female enhancement anyhow he loves them the way they are as do i.
            Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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            • Andrew Shaw
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 226

              #36
              Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

              Originally posted by Petal View Post
              i unnerstand nows, Mr.WJB. i been prayin over this here pickture of a innernet kitty, an lord Jesus tolded me this kitty possesseds by the same demons that Miss.Lolita got



              the only differince betweens <BigBoobies>Kitty</BigBoobies> an Miss.Lolita is that kitty keep her boobies hidden unnerneath her fur even tho she be layin on her backs cuz she be a hussy kitty

              Its obese/pregnent and tired..not because its a demon or a 'hussy kitty'
              Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #37
                Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                Originally posted by Andrew Shaw View Post
                Its obese/pregnent and tired..not because its a demon or a 'hussy kitty'
                That's got to be one of the greatest bits of logic I've ever seen. "It's not a hussy who's been sleeping around, it's just pregnant."
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Andrew Shaw
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 226

                  #38
                  Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  That's got to be one of the greatest bits of logic I've ever seen. "It's not a hussy who's been sleeping around, it's just pregnant."


                  How do we know its jsut not fat as hell? and that doesent necesarrily make it a hussy. i see what your saying that is kinda funny though
                  Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                  • Kate West
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 20

                    #39
                    Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                    um....going back to the page 3 discussion about breasts. Why are men attracted to them? They are on the front of half the world's population and they are basically just wobbly messes. I myself have DD breasts and men always look at them and I can never understand why

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #40
                      Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                      Originally posted by Kate West View Post
                      um....going back to the page 3 discussion about breasts. Why are men attracted to them? They are on the front of half the world's population and they are basically just wobbly messes. I myself have DD breasts and men always look at them and I can never understand why
                      Kate, please stop flaunting your naughty bits at the men in THEIR forum. Did you notice the part that said "MEN ONLY"?

                      No, they won't fornicate with you, no matter how much you try to taunt them with your gigantic milk bags.

                      Have some respect for yourself and the GOLDY men in GOD'S Favorite Forum!

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                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                         
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6578

                        #41
                        Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                        Originally posted by Kate West View Post
                        I myself have DD breasts and men always look at them and I can never understand why
                        God would never bless a heathen with DD breasts. You must be a bra-stuffing harlot! I demand you send photographs that prove you don't stuff your bra.
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                        • Joo
                          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 831

                          #42
                          Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                          Originally posted by Kate West View Post
                          um....going back to the page 3 discussion about breasts. Why are men attracted to them? They are on the front of half the world's population and they are basically just wobbly messes. I myself have DD breasts and men always look at them and I can never understand why
                          Psychological and biological development really.

                          The way we are raised can have an impact, as well as it is just biologically natural for men to be attracted to women, and men don't have breasts in the same way that women do. That's the social stigma of wanting what you don't have, but not in the quite same way, since most men would actually prefer not to have enlarged breasts, they just like them.

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #43
                            Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                            God would never bless a heathen with DD breasts. You must be a bra-stuffing harlot! I demand you send photographs that prove you don't stuff your bra.
                            Ha you pervy pervy man.

                            "Pics or it didn't happen" is indeed one of the rules of the internets I must agree there.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                              Originally posted by Kate West View Post
                              um....going back to the page 3 discussion about breasts.
                              Curiously appropriate place to have a discussion of breasts, don't you think?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Kate West
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 20

                                #45
                                Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                                Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                                God would never bless a heathen with DD breasts. You must be a bra-stuffing harlot! I demand you send photographs that prove you don't stuff your bra.
                                this is a rather perverted comment and I would NEVER expose my breasts to anyone thank you very much. And they aren't a blessing either.....

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