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  • Kate West
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 20

    #46
    Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    Psychological and biological development really.

    The way we are raised can have an impact, as well as it is just biologically natural for men to be attracted to women, and men don't have breasts in the same way that women do. That's the social stigma of wanting what you don't have, but not in the quite same way, since most men would actually prefer not to have enlarged breasts, they just like them.
    thanks. at least someone here can explain it without having a go at me. it was a simple question people! It did occur to me that it was biological but I couldn't think of the reson behind it.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #47
      Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

      Originally posted by Kate West View Post
      um....going back to the page 3 discussion about breasts. Why are men attracted to them? They are on the front of half the world's population and they are basically just wobbly messes. I myself have DD breasts and men always look at them and I can never understand why
      Originally posted by Kate West View Post
      thanks. at least someone here can explain it without having a go at me. it was a simple question people! It did occur to me that it was biological but I couldn't think of the reson behind it.
      A more plausible explanation might be your stunning lack of profound insight, boorish conversation, and inept wit.
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      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #48
        Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        Psychological and biological development really.

        The way we are raised can have an impact, as well as it is just biologically natural for men to be attracted to women, and men don't have breasts in the same way that women do.
        Have you even actually seen a picture of the Jabber Masher?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Lady Sorrow
          Godly woman
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 87

          #49
          Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

          Hmm, I wonder, maybe I should consider Godly enhancements? Seeing as I exist purely to serve my future husband and make little soldiers, my body should be an object of satisfaction. However, I couldn't possibly decide something this big all by myself, I'll let my future husband decide.

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          • Elmer Christianson
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 133

            #50
            Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

            Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
            Hmm, I wonder, maybe I should consider Godly enhancements? Seeing as I exist purely to serve my future husband and make little soldiers, my body should be an object of satisfaction. However, I couldn't possibly decide something this big all by myself, I'll let my future husband decide.
            Jesus would be proud of you, Lady Sorrow. But I do have an idea: Since you will most likely marry a True Christian, you could start a poll asking the male members of our church which enhancements they would like you to get. Otherwise, the old adage "the bigger the better" seems to make Jesus pretty happy.
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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831

              #51
              Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

              Originally posted by Kate West View Post
              thanks. at least someone here can explain it without having a go at me. it was a simple question people! It did occur to me that it was biological but I couldn't think of the reson behind it.
              That is of course my educated guess, I am certainly no authority on the issue. Though my experience in psychology classes has also covered this issue and it could even have to do with the attachment to one's mother, in a platonic way I mean.

              You see while a baby is being raised, if it is breast fed it will unconsciously develope an attachment to it's mother's breasts as a source of nourishment and warmth. In other words the mother's breasts are a good thing. As they grow older and no longer breast feed, as well as they develop and society steers them towards being interested in other women as well as just nature itself, they may not consciously recall that breasts are good because of the milk and such when they were young, but the imprint is still there, so they like them.

              Large breasts are a sign of a healthy woman (Biologically speaking) whom has a good chance of raising healthier babies because she can nourish them more efficiently than someone with a smaller bust. These are the kind of old instinctual feelings that we don't think of, it's just how the species survived for as long as it did and continued on.

              Though of course the imprinting could be affected if the baby was bottle fed (like I was), however nature apparently can work with that because as I grew I found myself attracted to them just as much as the next guy whom was breast fed. It's a complicated issue really...

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831

                #52
                Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Have you even actually seen a picture of the Jabber Masher?
                While you are correct some corpulent men have larger breasts than most women that is an exception since the man is not healthy in that state. I am talking about comparing to healthy people, one male and one female. In that state, the man would not have enlarged mammaries in the same way.

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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668

                  #53
                  Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Ha you pervy pervy man.

                  "Pics or it didn't happen" is indeed one of the rules of the internets I must agree there.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #54
                    Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                    Breast feeding makes little boys gay and should NEVER be done.

                    You are such a silly little man.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
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                    • Joo
                      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 831

                      #55
                      Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Breast feeding makes little boys gay and should NEVER be done.

                      You are such a silly little man.

                      Lve, Sister Thumper
                      O rly? Where's your proof for that?

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                      • Homertard
                        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 668

                        #56
                        Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                        Either way, I'm not gay. lol

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #57
                          Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          O rly? Where's your proof for that?
                          Baby boys like to suck on things and so do Homers. Isn't the connection obvious?

                          These man was breast fed. They suffer from unnatural perversions. Isn't THAT enough evidence?
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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #58
                            Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            Baby boys like to suck on things and so do Homers. Isn't the connection obvious?

                            These man was breast fed. They suffer from unnatural perversions. Isn't THAT enough evidence?
                            Well forgive me ma'am, but sucking on a foul language removed is different from sucking on a more foul language removed, especially when it concerns gender and the age at which it is done.
                            Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 07-19-2007, 03:25 PM. Reason: not fit for True Christians to read

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #59
                              Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              O rly? Where's your proof for that?

                              Breastfeeding is a gateway sin. If you weren't such a lazy, self-indulgent yid, you might have looked THIS up for yourself.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Ixi
                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 844

                                #60
                                Re: Female Enhancements Jesus Would Like?

                                Originally posted by ayerea View Post
                                Men are all the same.
                                except for the gay/bi ones. at least they have some brains.
                                i'm quite sorry for you. Although i only wish to be in your position.
                                Of course thier all the same, thier perverted and only care about a womans body, and not about her personality.
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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