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Just wondered what you fellows think our Lord Jesus Christ would like to see improved in our women. I'm thinking a brain that can balance a checkbook might be helpful.
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I think an off button for their mouths would be a good next.
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Lord, they're sooo DEMONcratic. Jesus doesn't care for that one bit.sigpic
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Well, since we're alone and none of this goes beyond us Men...How about bigger bazoombas? I have always believed that a flat chested girl is nothing but a homer in disguise.
Even the Godless japs have been able to solve this problem, and without resorting to satanic "stem cell research", which as we all know is nothing but a euphemism for murdering unborn babies.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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You don't believe in evolution, yet here you all are, howling like monkeys at the thought of bigger hoochies.
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Not me, lady. I'm the one who's howling for more of the female in *all* of her adipose fat regions of deposit, Praise God on High.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostYou don't believe in evolution, yet here you all are, howling like monkeys at the thought of bigger hoochies.sigpic
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So in other words, you agree with Sir Mix-a-lot?Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
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Now that's what I'm talking about! Praise Jesus, Brother Elmer!Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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that's sick! men are all the same! they al want women to have big boobs! get over it! unfortenately i have bigger boobs than most and i'm sick of boys/men staring at them even when i have a t-shirt on!!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostNow that's what I'm talking about! Praise Jesus, Brother Elmer!Comment
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Originally posted by Miss.Big_Boobie_Girl21 View Post
i sense lots an lots of big boobie angers in your post, Miss.Lolita an it kinda scary! 
but i no that all them exclamashun points are a cry for helps, an my kitty Miss.Pancakes gonna lends you a paw to cry on, it true .gif "Console(1)")
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Men are all the same.Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
except for the gay/bi ones. at least they have some brains.
i'm quite sorry for you. Although i only wish to be in your position.Open your mind and heart
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The gay/bi ones aren't included in the same category as men. That's why we call them queers.Originally posted by ayerea View PostComment
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Is that your way of saying you're saddened by your big butt's not receiving the worship it deserves? Trust me, Sister, your butt's appreciated.Originally posted by ayerea View Postsigpic
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Petal dear, your concern and sensitivity for the anger of Miss.Big_Boobie_Girl21 is so touching. I am having a hard time finding a way to explain this to you. Little Miss Lolita is expressing false anger just to get everyone's attention - she has a psychological problem (remember that is why you spent some time in the therapy unit).Originally posted by Petal View Post i sense lots an lots of big boobie angers in your post, Miss.Lolita an it kinda scary! but i no that all them exclamashun points are a cry for helps, an my kitty Miss.Pancakes gonna lends you a paw to cry on, it true
Think of your kitty Miss Pancakes, she has boobies too but they are hidden under her soft fur. If Miss Pancakes shaved off all of her fur around her boobies then that would mean Miss Pancakes was trying to show off her boobies. Miss Lolita is kind of like that - she wears a T-shirt to show off her boobies, but then complains when men look at them. There is something wrong with Miss Lolita, don't you think? She does need some help, but maybe not the kind Miss Pancakes can offer.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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