[Talitha]

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So you recognize that the boy is a retard?

Maybe god punished the boy because his mother is a female pastor that outranks his father. According to the Bible, taken wholey and literally, that is a big no no.

Well, as Freehold forbids retards within It's Township you appear to be wrong once again.
The retard was a very good representation of yourself as Elmers Son.
I'm afraid I haven't yet received your actual Photo from the D.O.F.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you honestly think that I, Adept of Major Mysteries, radiant lord of astral continence, wielder of the flame of Kaust'amojin, high magus of The Great College of Initiates, don't comprehend the nature of these True Progressive Christians? You think that in my grand vision I do not see the truth behind their hearts? The names behind their masks? The face behind the mysteries? Their sacred church of Church of Pergamo has its doors opened as the mouths of the drunkards. Anger finds no resting place in the halls of Goetien for my sentries are keen and sharp and ever watchful.

You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.

OH PLEASE! Hahahahahahahaha You're killing me! I'm crying! HAhahahahahahahahaha Are you the grand poombah of your little gothtard club? How many members? ONE!? Please! Ha ahahaha!! My ribs hurt! You are too hilarious Goatbot! "Tolerate the spirit of annoyance"!? HAHAHAhahahaha you are too much! Really a funny fag. Oh, thank you....I haven't laughed so hard since we caught those hippies camping on my land last Fall. Oh, good times.

[Goatski]

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OH PLEASE! Hahahahahahahaha You're killing me! I'm crying! HAhahahahahahahahaha Are you the grand poombah of your little gothtard club? How many members? ONE!? Please! Ha ahahaha!! My ribs hurt! You are too hilarious Goatbot! "Tolerate the spirit of annoyance"!? HAHAHAhahahaha you are too much! Really a funny fag. Oh, thank you....I haven't laughed so hard since we caught those hippies camping on my land last Fall. Oh, good times.

Matthew 5:
[9] Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
[10] Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
[11] Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
[12] Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

God, bless me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you honestly think that I, Adept of Major Mysteries, radiant lord of astral continence, wielder of the flame of Kaust'amojin, high magus of The Great College of Initiates, don't comprehend the nature of these True Progressive Christians? You think that in my grand vision I do not see the truth behind their hearts? The names behind their masks? The face behind the mysteries? Their sacred church of Church of Pergamo has its doors opened as the mouths of the drunkards. Anger finds no resting place in the halls of Goetien for my sentries are keen and sharp and ever watchful.

You must think I'm as retarded as Elmer's son if you think I would ever tolerate the spirit of annoyance.

Elmore's son may not be the sharpest knife in the draw kid but at lest he don't go hiding it behind some made up grand poo-bah nonsense like you do. Heck, we've got guys here in Freehold who wear golf pants and white belts that are less geeky than you.

[Brother Temperance]

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Matthew 5:
[9] Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
[10] Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
[11] Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
[12] Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

God, bless me.

He only blesses those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake and for His sake. Being persecuted for being dumber than a box of rocks doesn't quite cut it.

[Goatski]

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He only blesses those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake and for His sake.

I accept your apology.

[Talitha]

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I accept your apology.

I think you are deliberately misinterpreting Pastor Temperences and Jesus' words.

You are quite an interesting fellow. Tell me, why do you hide your face away? Are you so ugly or disfigured that people turn their backs on you?

[Goatski]

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You are quite an interesting fellow. Tell me, why do you hide your face away? Are you so ugly or disfigured that people turn their backs on you?

Why do you hide your face away. You are aware that in my astral travels I have seen your real face. Tell me, do you remember your dreams? You were on that motorcycle, remember?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Why do you hide your face away. You are aware that in my astral travels I have seen your real face. Tell me, do you remember your dreams? You were on that motorcycle, remember?

What sort of psychedelic voyage are you on now, friend? You need Jesus more than anything else (even more than those Cheetos).

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

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I am extremely hurt at those remarks....God does not love women any less than men.

Wasnt Eve made from a rib taken from Adam? Eve was as much a human being as Adam was.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I am extremely hurt at those remarks....God does not love women any less than men.

I assure you that God loves women just as much as they are worth. Surely you don't think that women are worth as much as men are! That is merely a lie of the secular progressives (or S.P.'s as I call them). Women were created as a help-mate for the Lord's favorite creatures--men. The Lord God knows that men are more worthwhile and therefore values them far more than women, since they came second and were merely made from the best source available at the time.

Wasnt Eve made from a rib taken from Adam? Eve was as much a human being as Adam was.

Surely women are created from the same materials as men, but that isn't a measure of worth. Why my fine mahogany desk is made from the same material as the stick that Rachael carries around, but at auction my desk would command orders of magnitude higher bids!

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

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I assure you that God loves women just as much as they are worth. Surely you don't think that women are worth as much as men are! That is merely a lie of the secular progressives (or S.P.'s as I call them). Women were created as a help-mate for the Lord's favorite creatures--men. The Lord God knows that men are more worthwhile and therefore values them far more than women, since they came second and were merely made from the best source available at the time.


Surely women are created from the same materials as men, but that isn't a measure of worth. Why my fine mahogany desk is made from the same material as the stick that Rachael carries around, but at auction my desk would command orders of magnitude higher bids!

I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.

While what you do and don't believe doesn't affect me in the slightest, it certainly has bearing on where your eternal soul will end up. Based on what I've seen of you so far, you are on the fast track to the barbecue pit.

3And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
4And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
5And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
6And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
7And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

That sounds like a pretty straight-forward price-list to me!

I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

And Jesus finds it extremely hurtful that you reject His Love Offering of dying (temporarily) on the cross. Is that something you are proud of? Who do you think Jesus will be hurt by: you, who reject Him, or True Christians who believe what He told us to?

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

God is certainly not a Book anymore than the devil is a book. The KJV1611 is His Word just like Harry Potter is the devil's book. Truly the Lord continues to speak today, but He does not contradict Himself, since He cannot lie. He is the same today as He was when He wrote the Living Word in 1611.

[Brother Temperance]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

And I find it extremely hurtful that there are women who wrongly think that they are as good as men. Looks like we're at an impasse. Oh, no, wait, GOD is on my side, so you lose.

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

So what does He say to us now? I've not heard Him telling me "By the way, you know that book of eternal commands I gave to mankind to follow forever? That's just a big bundle of toilet paper now. My new book is called the SCUM Manifesto, and Germaine Greer is my prophet upon this earth."
Do you hear voices in your head, friend?

[Betty Lambskin]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

I know it can be disconcerting at first, but remember: men aren't a lot better, just a little better! What's 30 shekels among friends? You'll see, it's not so bad being silent and dominated. It takes some time. As for me, I've found that a firm spanking from the head of the household, followed by a good scrubbing with God's word (Ephesians 5:22) can really improve the circulation, especially in those areas with cellulite!