[Daniel G]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I spank my wife every day so she can remember Jesus's pain, and God's wrath. She is thankful for it, even though it hurts. Once a person living down the block (he would've been banned from this church, he stuck his foot in the door and insisted on coming in. He was lucky I didnt grab my gun, once I was robbed, and I pumped the robber so full of lead, we had to use him as a pencil instead ) and when he saw me beating my wife with whatever was handy, this time a broom she had been sweeping with, he freaked. I pointed out that my wife wasn't a 'free thinker' (witch) and she behaved perfectly. His wife was the polar opposite, like a northerner to one of us southerners. He got real quiet after that, soon I might get him to convert and save his soul!

[Des]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian

Then spank them with your Bible. Haven't you ever heard of osmosis?

[bestman]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Women Need Spanking

daily, they must be beaten.if not they are going to play the boss

whether they are going to be the slut ,
and they will no longer read the Bible ,so you have to beat your wife every day

Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?

[bestman]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Women Need Spanking

daily, they must be beaten.if not they are going to play the boss

whether they are going to be the slut ,
and they will no longer read the Bible ,so you have to beat your wife every day

[JefferyDalmer]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.

I couldn't agree more

[Des]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

As a practitioner of Christian Domestic Discipline, I not only spank my wife, but have introduced the household staff and my secretary to its many righteous joys as well. Things run so much smoother when a man asserts his Godly right to maintain domestic order.

[Carolyn the troll]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Dear True Christian Men of LBC, My husband (Baptist Bob) asked me to share a picture of the "love paddle" he uses when correcting me. We call it the "love paddle" because we know that God (and husbands) discipline us because they love us, as the following verses tell us.
Proverbs 3:11-12
My son, despise not the chastening of the Lord;
neither be weary of his correction:
for whom the Lord loveth he correcteth;
even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
Proverbs 12:1
Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge:
but he that hateth reproof is brutish.
Hebrews 12:5-6
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Job 5:17
Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth:
therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty


　
　

　My husband decides somethings he can just solve by talking it out. But if I do something really bad like back talk or anything like that I get a back hand. But if I burn the steak because I got distracted by cleaning or the Bible I don't get in trouble.

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Dear True Christian Men of LBC, My husband (Baptist Bob) asked me to share a picture of the "love paddle" he uses when correcting me. We call it the "love paddle" because we know that God (and husbands) discipline us because they love us, as the following verses tell us.
Proverbs 3:11-12
My son, despise not the chastening of the Lord;
neither be weary of his correction:
for whom the Lord loveth he correcteth;
even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
Proverbs 12:1
Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge:
but he that hateth reproof is brutish.
Hebrews 12:5-6
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Job 5:17
Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth:
therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty


　
　
　

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

LOL, Democracy is given a whole new meaning. I don't mind the spanking, but the spanking not being sexual irritates me. Are you sure you all aren't humping some tight anus-ed blonde man on the side, cause it sure sounds like it.

Dear Loud-Mouthed Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and shooting the marijuana to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[rolledupboob]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

If she is obedient to you and she loves the Lord, then there shouldn't be any problem.

My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.

If you fiance registers to vote, she should do like all good Christian wives do and hand her absentee ballot over to you to fill out.

At my local church, we go one step further. On the Sunday before election day, all of our members turn in their absentee ballots along with their tithes into the collection plate, and the Deacons and I spend all night filling them out.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

LOL, Democracy is given a whole new meaning. I don't mind the spanking, but the spanking not being sexual irritates me. Are you sure you all aren't humping some tight anus-ed blonde man on the side, cause it sure sounds like it.

[rolledupboob]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Just have to say that I LOVE this thread! Spanking is one of the tools I believe God has truly blessed men with, they do it so well, they really know how to get a gal to wake up and bake the pie already! Only I've never felt the sting of a 7 iron, I think this would enliven our evening devotional time and I do wish to bring it up with my better half tomorrow.
Great thoughts!

Is evening devotional time like christian talk for sex???

[Dipper Dude]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Why do I spank my wife?

It gives the wife direction, drive, something to achieve. They don't have it otherwise. I'm not home everyday, working in the field. I believe the best women are spanked twice a day for maintenance reasons. I wish I could do it to my wife. Reduces punishment spanking a lot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[abbeygail]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.

my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me