[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Chapter and verse, please.

Mr. Rodimer, don't be lazy. RTFB!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Mr. Rodimer, don't be lazy. RTFB!

You're making an assertion about God's Word. Back it up.

Chapter and verse, please.

[Lovebeforehate]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Sometimes being chained to the stove is too good for her (like that dreaded week that comes every month). For "that time" I like to follow Brother Zeke's advice. And the dogloo is easy to keep clean with a garden hose.

I find it sad how you mock God's creation and design of the female cycle. Without it, she cannot give birth to healthy children.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I find it sad how you mock God's creation and design of the female cycle. Without it, she cannot give birth to healthy children.

What are you, a queer?

[Warrior of God]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Spanking the woman can serve God's plan in a very obvious and immediate way.
I am surprised no-one has mentioned it.

As we know there are some who would over-indulge in the pelasures of the flesh...
There are some women and men who might even seek to enjoy it a little too much...hence folk-tales promoting female orgasm etc.

Spanking can serve as a good deterrent to these problems.
Without meaning to offend anyone here, I thus offer a warning to any with frail sensibilities,
, it can be spiritually edifying to have the woman set herself upon hands and knees.
thus she is entered in a way that reminds both parties they are involved in a basically animal persuit necessary to procreate soldiers for the Lord.
Thus, they are dissuaded from high minded or distractingly fanciful attitudes to what they are about.
Equally, if the woman shows signs that she is succumbing to rumour, and appears to be seeking enjoyment from the act... her hind quarters will betray any such thing at once,
a healthy whack on the rump, repeated as necessary, can shock some Godly sense into her.
In severely afflicted cases a cane ot strap can easilly be applied in this way.

an apology for what may have seemed a little graphic there, but I was stuck as to how else to make clear my point.

[Talitha]

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an apology for what may have seemed a little graphic there, but I was stuck as to how else to make clear my point.

No apology needed.
I'm sure our Pastors will approve of such things when used in the proper context.
Of course, as a True Christian(tm) Lady I deleted certain details in my reply to your last Post.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Spanking can serve as a good deterrent to these problems.
Without meaning to offend anyone here, I thus offer a warning to any with frail sensibilities, it can be spiritually edifying to have the woman set herself upon hands and knees.
thus she is entered in a way that reminds both parties they are involved in a basically animal persuit necessary to procreate soldiers for the Lord.
Thus, they are dissuaded from high minded or distractingly fanciful attitudes to what they are about.
Equally, if the woman shows signs that she is succumbing to rumour, and appears to be seeking enjoyment from the act... her hind quarters will betray any such thing at once,
a healthy whack on the rump, repeated as necessary, can shock some Godly sense into her.
In severely afflicted cases a cane ot strap can easilly be applied in this way.

You're a piece of work mate. The lot of you are. All this spanking talk, just to keep the little lady in line. Very manly.

[Warrior of God]

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You're a piece of work mate. The lot of you are. All this spanking talk, just to keep the little lady in line. Very manly.

First thought that comes to mind is ,
how the hell would you know ?
It is obvious you have nothing to base a comparison on.

Obviously from your free use of the word 'mate' you are one of those girly-men who indulge in fornication with other males,
otherwise why would you refer to a man as a mate, = as one taken in a breeding act.
As an obvious queer , homo , boy buggering, butt-botherer , why would your opinion on anyone's masculinity be of any interest or importance.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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If you spoke proper English you would understand that mate also means friend. When I say 'mate' I only intend to mean friend, and why do you assume I meant what I said in a bad way? I might not have been being sarcastic.

[Talitha]

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If you spoke proper English you would understand that mate also means friend. When I say 'mate' I only intend to mean friend, and why do you assume I meant what I said in a bad way? I might not have been being sarcastic.

I can assure you, the word "mate" when used in It's right and proper AMERICAN ENGLISH is not used instead of the word "friend".

Any more usage of your British slang will result in an Infraction.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Why when the way I use it is the correct way, it being English and all.

[Talitha]

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Why when the way I use it is the correct way, it being English and all.

Young man, this is God's favorite Forum.
As such, we speak in God's own American English.

You Brits bastardized our language which you obviously Pre-stole from God!

You can't even spell Aluminum.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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English like all languages is a product of butchered Latin. Besides America voted to speak English over German.

Aluminium as in the element?

Surely bastardised takes the word bastard out of context.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Young man, this is God's favorite Forum.
As such, we speak in God's own American English.

You Brits bastardized our language which you obviously Pre-stole from God!

You can't even spell Aluminum.

The Brits had English first - the colonists were British before they were American.
And what the hell is "Pre-stole"? The Brits couldn't possibly have stolen English since they had it first.

[krusty]

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so ok you are saying that spanking is what GOD wants from a man to a woman ?
so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........
the vows were not love honour and obey ...................
and if it was they vows i took that would mean it is alright for the wifes to beat up their men also .
being married is a two way situation love for each other be there for each other care for each other so where is care in knocking each other about in there ?
its not right for any abuse.........
the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!