Coping with PMS

[Elmer Christianson]

My hunting buddy told me about this helpful device:

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Coping with PMS

My hunting buddy told me about this helpful device:

You know, heh. It's so ironic. I know several people with PMS right now. Aye, it's true. And none of them are ever that bad.

I reccomend you should take a few of these pills and call me in the morning, mmkay?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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@__@

I just get my girlfriend a box of chocolates, and treat her to dinner.

>_>

She doesn't really have BAD PMS. I just am weary of that time a month.



Maybe that's why she loves me so much, it's getting to the point of adoration.

>__>

I had to stop her from buying me new shoes once..... I didn't need 'em. My Fallens still held up well!

CURSE YOU DC!!!!

[Andrew Shaw]

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@__@

I just get my girlfriend a box of chocolates, and treat her to dinner.

>_>

She doesn't really have BAD PMS. I just am weary of that time a month.



Maybe that's why she loves me so much, it's getting to the point of adoration.

>__>

I had to stop her from buying me new shoes once..... I didn't need 'em. My Fallens still held up well!

CURSE YOU DC!!!!

I think PMS is only really bad in southern baptist women because their sex deprived.. because my girlfriend isent any different other than the fact she bleeds when shes on her period!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I think PMS is only really bad in southern baptist women because their sex deprived.. because my girlfriend isent any different other than the fact she bleeds when shes on her period!

Maybe they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

^___^

I mean, where would I be today if it wasn't for my dear [name removed for her safety, stalkers are bad]?

[Andrew Shaw]

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Maybe they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

^___^

I mean, where would I be today if it wasn't for my dear [name removed for her safety, stalkers are bad]?

I think its a combination of both. probly more what you say than what i did but yeah haha.

[Elmer Christianson]

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Maybe they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

Maybe your "girlfriend" doesn't have PMS because she's dealing with transgender issues. Just in case, you and your friend Andrew had best stay out of the Promise Enforcers Forum, unless you are certified heterosexual men!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Maybe your "girlfriend" doesn't have PMS because she's dealing with transgender issues. Just in case, you and your friend Andrew had best stay out of the Promise Enforcers Forum, unless you are certified heterosexual men!

I hope you're not insinuating anything, as it may be hazardous.

Not that I condone violence.

^____^

If you must know, my girlfriend is 100% lady (I've inspected the grounds personally.)

And if she joined this place you liberally call a "Forum," she herself would tell you how hetro I am.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hope you're not insinuating anything, as it may be hazardous.

Not that I condone violence.

^____^

If you must know, my girlfriend is 100% lady (I've inspected the grounds personally.)

And if she joined this place you liberally call a "Forum," she herself would tell you how hetro I am.

Boy, the only girlfriend you've ever had is inflatable.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Boy, the only girlfriend you've ever had is inflatable.

Not that you could even get lucky with a girl, inflatable or otherwise.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Maybe they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

^___^

I mean, where would I be today if it wasn't for my dear [name removed for her safety, stalkers are bad]?

That's damn right. TC's treat women like sub humans. Think of the Time Machine. True Christian men are the Morlocks.

And oh yes. Women have a profound impact on us men. Really, if I didn't have █████ in my life, I'd be one lost soul. Sadly, these poor chaps will never know the feeling of true love. Heh. Ya know, I almost feel sad for them...

ALMOST! *walks away snickering*

Maybe your "girlfriend" doesn't have PMS because she's dealing with transgender issues. Just in case, you and your friend Andrew had best stay out of the Promise Enforcers Forum, unless you are certified heterosexual men!

Ironically, I've actually seen several women post in here. And I have no doubt there've been homosexuals viewing these forums. Seriously, someone should fire BJ. His security standards are somewhat lacking...

Boy, the only girlfriend you've ever had is inflatable.

Boyo, the same joke ain't funny if you use it a hundred times over. I know, I know, it is funny and I just don't have the Godly sense of humor; right? Well if ignorance is bliss, I'd rather be sad!

Not that you could even get lucky with a girl, inflatable or otherwise.

Help! Somebody! We need a doctor in here! Pastor Zeke has just been severely BURNED!

[Betty Lambskin]

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if I didn't have █████ in my life, I'd be one lost soul. Sadly, these poor chaps will never know the feeling of true love.

If you think 5 minutes spent innoculating some slimy-pitted concubine against virginity wil save your soul, then the Devil has some lovely beachfront property to sell you.

I'm afraid the only "true love" you'll be feeling is for your bunkmate-in-Hell. His name's Goliath.

Repent of your lust now, sinner!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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If you think 5 minutes spent innoculating some slimy-pitted concubine against virginity wil save your soul, then the Devil has some lovely beachfront property to sell you.

I'm afraid the only "true love" you'll be feeling is for your bunkmate-in-Hell. His name's Goliath.

Repent of your lust now, sinner!

If I were him, I'd rather go listen to some Tool.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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If you think 5 minutes spent innoculating some slimy-pitted concubine against virginity wil save your soul, then the Devil has some lovely beachfront property to sell you.

I'm afraid the only "true love" you'll be feeling is for your bunkmate-in-Hell. His name's Goliath.

Repent of your lust now, sinner!

Really? In that case, I might just take the devil up on his offer. How much was he asking anyway? I'd email him, but I don't have his address on hand. I happen to have a few hundred sins on my at the present moment, if that's around the opening offer.

So I'll be sharing a bunk with a biblical figure, eh? Cool. Maybe I'll organize an army of the damned to take the earth and heaven itself.

And trust me. Both greater and lesser people than you have tried to make me repent on nearly even sin I've committed. Somehow, I think your chances are quite slim.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Not that you could even get lucky with a girl, inflatable or otherwise.

And atleast the blow up doll shallow got was female.