[Ixi]

Re: Coping with PMS

I know. Can you imagine bleeding from your genitals every month for a few days? Gross, huh?

Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Coping with PMS

You know what annoys us women during 'that time' most of all? If anything goes wrong, a man blaming it on PMS and not realizing the actual cause of the problem.
Note to men - you cannot use that time of the month as an excuse for every time you annoy us!

Why would a man need an excuse? You're a woman. Who cares if you are annoyed? Hehe, a man... *hehe*... giving a woman an excuse... ha!

[Ixi]

Re: Coping with PMS

Girls get like that around that time of month because of hormones. You know how when we guys work out, we get a feeling of power and invincibility? That's what testosterone does to us. Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...

It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

Your genitals don't swell up and spurt stuff out? I thought you feminazis had flower inflations and "aphrodite nectar" emissions?

[Ixi]

Re: Coping with PMS

Your genitals don't swell up and spurt stuff out? I thought you feminazis had flower inflations and "aphrodite nectar" emissions?

Of course, but they arn't half a foot long and protrude like your disgusting ones.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Of course, but they arn't half a foot long and protrude like your disgusting ones.

Regrettably, mine protrudes a bit more than half a foot and I'd like it if you didn't remind me of the last physical remnant of the curse of Ham between my legs. The teasing I get at the lodge is bad enough. You must have had a bad experience with some godless towel head that turned you to feminazi lezbiotic bulldykeanism because any godly True Christian man's tallwhacker is a respectable 4 inches tops; Not like those, as you put it, "disgusting ones".

This is why you should only have relations AFTER you're married, harlot!!!

[Ixi]

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Regrettably, mine protrudes a bit more than half a foot and I'd like it if you didn't remind me of the last physical remnant of the curse of Ham between my legs. The teasing I get at the lodge is bad enough. You must have had a bad experience with some godless towel head that turned you to feminazi lezbiotic bulldykeanism because any godly True Christian man's tallwhacker is a respectable 4 inches tops; Not like those, as you put it, "disgusting ones".

This is why you should only have relations AFTER you're married, harlot!!!

4 inches tops? Where's the fun in that? Besides, guys can't control how big thier d**** are. Your arguement is weak.

[Remy Lebeau]

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4 inches tops? Where's the fun in that? Besides, guys can't control how big thier tallywhackers are. Your arguement is weak.

There is no argument here, little missy. No one is saying that they control the size of their members. It just so happens to be a proven fact that True Christian men typically have tallywhackers that max out at 4 inches, just like Jesus. One inch placid, one for the Father, one for the son, and one for the Holy Spirit. PRAISE!!

If it so happens that the majority of True Christian males are of European Caucasoid decent so be it. You no doubt picked the length of 6 inches because you love the number 6 and you probably liked to have three men with oversized 6 inch tallywhackers defile you simultaneously back in the days before you chose to become a lezbean... Disgusting.

[Ixi]

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There is no argument here, little missy. No one is saying that they control the size of their members. It just so happens to be a proven fact that True Christian men typically have tallywhackers that max out at 4 inches, just like Jesus. One inch placid, one for the Father, one for the son, and one for the Holy Spirit. PRAISE!!

If it so happens that the majority of True Christian males are of European Caucasoid decent so be it. You no doubt picked the length of 6 inches because you love the number 6 and you probably liked to have three men with oversized 6 inch tallywhackers defile you simultaneously back in the days before you chose to become a lezbean... Disgusting.

Not exactly, and what does the number 6 have anything to do with anything? Oh, let me guess, it's Satans number. Well, I could easily measure it in centimeters too. And you think 6 is oversized? How about 9? And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian? You should know me before you blow accusations like that.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Coping with PMS

Not exactly, and what does the number 6 have anything to do with anything? Oh, let me guess, it's Satans number. Well, I could easily measure it in centimeters too. And you think 6 is oversized? How about 9? And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian?

Three 6-inch oversized tallywhackers simultaneously penetrating you makes you the living incarnation of 666. Do not play dumb with me, missy. You have never seen a 9 inch tallywhacker unless you've let a large male goat have its way with you in one of your wicker black sabbaths.

Of course, but they aren't half a foot long and protrude like your disgusting ones.

Would any normal woman call a man's tallywhacker "disgusting"? Clearly, you are now a lezbean despite your past experiences as "pin cushion".

You should know me before you blow accusations like that.

You want to "know me"? As much as I'd love to see you stop carpet munching and as flattered as I am that my good True Christian looks have made you reconsider the lezbean lifestyle, I am a married man and very much in love with my wife. Sorry. There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.

You aren't a gypsie or a kurd are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.

Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?

[Ixi]

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I think I've discovered your trouble. Not only are you unsaved trash and an empty-headed female to boot, but you haven't even managed to absorb the basic concepts of how the human body works. The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.

Don't they let you go to some sort of school in prison Icky? Or have the drugs addled your female brain even further?

Crap=semen

I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Crap=semen

I know how the body works, I was just afraid to go into detail and scare you pathetic Christains.

So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.

[Remy Lebeau]

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So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.

And to think I was going to introduce her to some of the new Ex-Negro Academy male graduates next month if she would turn away from satan's sickening ways and embrace Jesus.

I would never have imagined that when she said that she wanted to "know me" she actually wanted me to take a dump in her choo-choo!!!!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Hey girls, can you imagine your genitals getting hard and spurting out crap all the time? Gross, huh?

No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.

Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.