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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #46
    Re: Coping with PMS

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    No disrespect intended ma'am, but we don't spurt out crap all the time. It takes a fair amount of stimulation before anything will be coming out, unless the male in question suffers from some disorder, like premature ejaculation.

    Unless there's something seriously wrong, the only other thing that should ever come out of the urethra is urine, and both genders urinate so that doesn't really count.
    Dear Lord! This conversation is getting awfully oooshy. Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff? As for the premature ejaculation (forgive me Jesus) the church has known for years that the Devil himself is the cause of all ejaculations that don't result in procreation.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • Joo
      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jun 2007
      • 831

      #47
      Re: Coping with PMS

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      Do you think Jesus really wants to know about this filthy biology stuff?
      Do you think Jesus doesn't already know about this biology stuff?

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      • Unsaved and Loving It
        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 308

        #48
        Re: Coping with PMS

        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
        It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.
        Right on the dot
        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #49
          Re: Coping with PMS

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So now you think that Men make babies in mommie's tummy with feces? You are sicker than I thought, Icky.
          Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...

          (pornographic filth edited)
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-09-2007, 03:41 AM. Reason: pornography edited
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844

            #50
            Re: Coping with PMS

            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
            Three 6-inch oversized tallywhackers simultaneously penetrating you makes you the living incarnation of 666. Do not play dumb with me, missy. You have never seen a 9 inch tallywhacker unless you've let a large male goat have its way with you in one of your wicker black sabbaths.

            You guys go nuts over 666, don't you? You look for every possibility of "666" showing up somewhere. It's pathetic.

            Would any normal woman call a man's tallywhacker "disgusting"? Clearly, you are now a lezbean despite your past experiences as "pin cushion".

            I think a teenage girl who isn't really interested in guys yet would.

            You want to "know me"? As much as I'd love to see you stop carpet munching and as flattered as I am that my good True Christian looks have made you reconsider the lezbean lifestyle, I am a married man and very much in love with my wife. Sorry. There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.

            You aren't a gypsie or a kurd are you?
            What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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            • Unsaved and Loving It
              Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 308

              #51
              Re: Coping with PMS

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              Do you want me to go into detail? You asked for it...
              I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's. Really, some even gave me pause the first time I heard them. And anyone who knows me outside of LBC can testify that that's one hell of a feat.
              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #52
                Re: Coping with PMS

                There will be an Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy graduation in August. Perhaps you could court one of those bachelors if you're into the butter caramel types.
                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                What makes you think I would court one of your kind? I'd rather stay single, thank you very much.
                One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?
                Master of Godly Debating

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                • Unsaved and Loving It
                  Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 308

                  #53
                  Re: Coping with PMS

                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  One of my "kind"? What is that supposed to mean you racist little trollop?
                  Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
                  Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2026
                    • 15118

                    #54
                    Re: Coping with PMS

                    Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                    Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
                    It was persecution whichever way you look at it

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #55
                      Re: Coping with PMS

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      PMS is just hormones raging. It all ends soon after it starts. Now only if these "godly" men could see that...
                      Friend, your time on this Earth ends soon after it starts, but your torment in Hell will be eternal unless you get right with Jesus RIGHT NOW!
                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      It's hormones in the end, testosterone gives guys the feeling of power and also makes them total jerks, estrogen makes us moody but it makes us strong too.
                      So if you're so strong, is it now alright to smack you around? You can't have it both ways.
                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      And where did you get the idea of the three men and the fact that I'm a lezbian?
                      This is interesting: she refers to "the idea of the three men" (indicating that it's only an idea, and she's never been with more than two men at once), but "the fact" that she's a lesbiac. Draw your own conclusions.
                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      The Male tallywacker does not "spurt out crap" at all. The "crap" you refer to exits from the Male anus in a perfectly orderly manner, without any "spurting" there either.
                      Unless one's been eating Injun (Dothead Injun, not Redskin) food, but then it's your own fault for consorting with cow-worshippers.
                      Originally posted by Unsaved
                      I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.I'm really getting tempted to post some of the more... diverse methods of abortion here, but while it would scare the beejesus out of TC's, it'd probably do the same to all of my fellow Unsaved's.
                      Don't tell me: you've been reading sin-manuals written by Canuckistanis. Let me tell you, I'm pretty sure that thing with the rollercoasters doesn't actually work, and even if it did, one would have to be a Mahommedan or a hippity-hop fan to have that much disregard for one's fellow citizens, because let me tell you, the mess would be everywhere.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Remy Lebeau
                        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2058

                        #56
                        Re: Coping with PMS

                        Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                        Whoever said it was "kind" was a reference to the colour of skin? Could've just as easily meant TC's, ya know? Mmm.
                        So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!
                        Master of Godly Debating

                        Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                        Debate Record
                        Currently Undefeated
                        Lastest Debates:
                        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                        86 Victories
                        0 Defeats

                        Past Victories (Archive):
                        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                        Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                        • Unsaved and Loving It
                          Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 308

                          #57
                          Re: Coping with PMS

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          It was persecution whichever way you look at it
                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          So it's OK to discriminate against True Christians? Oh my!! Well I guess you've finally revealed your true lieberal secular agenda to persecute True Christians. Bigots like you and Ixi make me sick to my stomach!!!
                          And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
                          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #58
                            Re: Coping with PMS

                            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                            And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
                            Unsaved people discriminate against themselves by rejecting Salvation and Glory. We have nothing to do with it.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Remy Lebeau
                              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2058

                              #59
                              Re: Coping with PMS

                              Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                              And the both of you, and all True Christians discriminate against "Unsaved" people. Reasoning aside, still discrimination.
                              We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.
                              Master of Godly Debating

                              Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                              Debate Record
                              Currently Undefeated
                              Lastest Debates:
                              Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                              James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                              Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                              Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                              86 Victories
                              0 Defeats

                              Past Victories (Archive):
                              Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                              Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                              Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                              • Joo
                                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 831

                                #60
                                Re: Coping with PMS

                                Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                                We do not discriminate against anyone. We attempt to Save people from their own stupidity. Any and everyone is welcome to join us. We don't care whether you're male or female, what you look like, what nationality you are, how old you are, etc.; all people are welcome to accept Christ and join us in fellowship.
                                They're all welcome to join yes, but if they don't then they're trash right? That's loose discrimination.

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