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  • #16
    Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

    Yeah: COMMUNISS!!!!! I bet the Sisters at St. Odo of Clune wouldn't even raffle you off a ticket to ride a Scenicruiser.

    Thank you, Brother Temperance, for coming to my rescue. These un$avED can be such a handful sometimes

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    • #17
      Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Yeah: COMMUNISS!!!!! I bet the Sisters at St. Odo of Clune wouldn't even raffle you off a ticket to ride a Scenicruiser.

      Thank you, Brother Temperance, for coming to my rescue. These un$avED can be such a handful sometimes
      Aren't you not allowed to post here?

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      • #18
        Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        Aren't you not allowed to post here?
        It does say MEN ONLY you know!
        Of course we aren't allowed in here.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #19
          Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          It does say MEN ONLY you know!
          Of course we aren't allowed in here.
          Yea, Verily, TELL IT LIKE THEY TOLD IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, Sister Tali!

          (Now I guess it really is time to 'split' before they make us do....that....again)

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          • #20
            Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

            (On the post SS said on admiting to things)

            Okay, I admit I am straight. I admit I like girls. I admit I like God.
            Last edited by Homertard; 07-31-2007, 08:51 PM.

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            • #21
              Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              It does say MEN ONLY you know!
              Of course we aren't allowed in here.
              Then get out.

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              • #22
                Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                Then get out.
                We don't allow queers in here either, jooboy. Better take a hike.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  We don't allow queers in here either, jooboy. Better take a hike.
                  I'm not a queer.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                    So why are you in here Pastor?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                      Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                      So why are you in here Pastor?
                      Defending your boyfriend won't help keep you out of the lake of fire, homerta. Your jokes won't sound so funny when you are spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk. and sweet Jesus how I look forward to that day!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                        Cool. i look forward to the day you also die in that case, maybe we'll have a joint funeral?

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                          Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                          Cool. i look forward to the day you also die in that case, maybe we'll have a joint funeral?
                          Friend,

                          There is no way even your corpse could make it past the front gate of Freehold. God only knows what kind of terrorist bomb your terrorist pals like Joo would stuff up your gut.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                            I see. And I'd expect worse from you to be honest.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                              Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                              I see. And I'd expect worse from you to be honest.
                              Nonsense. I have a perfectly good wood chipper.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Pancakes was only the beginning

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Defending your boyfriend won't help keep you out of the lake of fire, homerta. Your jokes won't sound so funny when you are spending eternity gargling satan's scalding hot spunk. and sweet Jesus how I look forward to that day!
                                You want to watch someone gargle Satan's sperm? You're sick.

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