[Birdbrain]

Re: What is Fap?

Son, you really need to stop touching yourself and read the Bible. You are a typical twit, someone who has read bits and pieces of the Bible, not the entire book. Jesus did die for some of us and our sins. He is also judging us for those worthy of Him. Those unworthy, He smites and send to Hell, which by the appearances of your posts, is where you are going.

You sound a little uptight. Maybe some fapping will help ease your tension?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

You sound a little uptight. Maybe some fapping will help ease your tension?

Not at all.
I do get annoyed at 4chan children who come here to bad mouth Jesus though.

[Alpine]

Re: What is Fap?

The reason people come here with ad hominem attacks is because it is impossible to have any sort of debate with fundamentalists like yourselves.

You accept everything as God's will, and it is impossible for you to acknowledge that there is such a thing as logic and science.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What is Fap?

The reason people come here with ad hominem attacks is because it is impossible to have any sort of debate with fundamentalists like yourselves.

You accept everything as God's will, and it is impossible for you to acknowledge that there is such a thing as logic and science.

Yes, but this is NOT a debate site. This is a forum for uplifting the Glory of God, and sharing Christian fellowship with each other. And in case you haven't noticed, "Unsaved Unwelcome" is featured prominently at the top of the screen.

And "logic" and "science" are just euphemisms for Satan-worship. That's what you atheists like to hide behind. That's your justification for everything.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

The reason people come here with ad hominem attacks is because it is impossible to have any sort of debate with fundamentalists like yourselves.

We have been exchanging viewpoints with you for a short while now. How is that not a debate? That we have different opinions does not mean we do not debate them.

You accept everything as God's will, and it is impossible for you to acknowledge that there is such a thing as logic and science.

You are assuming things here without verifying them. That is very unscientific of you. Yes, we do believe God is almighty and His Holy Bible tells us how we have to live. But that does not mean we do not believe in logic or in science. For example science gave us the computers we now use for this forum. Perhaps you are mistaking us for Mormons.

[Birdbrain]

Re: What is Fap?

Thanks for the new name, but I don't like it. Also do you have any colors other than pink. Thanks fellow fappers.

[Nobar King]

Re: What is Fap?

I think pink suits you. Stop abusing yourself and the swelling may go down.

[Joel On a Bike]

Re: What is Fap?

Thanks for the new name, but I don't like it. Also do you have any colors other than pink. Thanks fellow fappers.

It clearly says no homosexuals or women allowed. Clearly you're one or both of those things.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What is Fap?

The reason people come here with ad hominem attacks is because it is impossible to have any sort of debate with fundamentalists like yourselves.

You accept everything as God's will, and it is impossible for you to acknowledge that there is such a thing as logic and science.

Do you Love Jesus? I love Jesus,He is my Lord and Savior(R). May be you should stop touching your self and get right with Jesus. He is waiting for an answer and its not polite to keep Him waiting. Tell us do you Love Jesus?

[Birdbrain]

Re: What is Fap?

I think pink suits you. Stop abusing yourself and the swelling may go down.

I...CAN'T...STOP...FAPPING!!!!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: What is Fap?

To be honest, I absolutely refuse to believe that this word "fap" is really a synonym for masturbation. Considering the context that Brother Eliot first heard the word (a discussion about Sarah Palin) I think it is probably a political acronym.

I really don't appreciate these oversexed teenaged trolls coming here and bombarding us with their disgusting sex talk. I think they are just saying "fap" means "masturbation" just to stir up trouble, and frankly, it's making me feel very morally indignant.

[Alpine]

Re: What is Fap?

I guarantee the only places you'll find "fap" in reference to anything political is with Sarah Palin, Scott Brown's daughters, and maybe Ann Coulter.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I guarantee the only places you'll find "fap" in reference to anything political is with Sarah Palin, Scott Brown's daughters, and maybe Ann Coulter.

You seem to be right there: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ann+Coulter+fap. So fap must indeed have some political meaning, like we already expected.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: What is Fap?

Fap is not the "M" word. I found out what it was after a discussion with a doctor.
This is what "Fap" is:

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition=familialadenomatouspolyposis

Familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP) is an inherited disorder characterized by cancer of the large intestine (colon) and rectum. People with the classic type of familial adenomatous polyposis may begin to develop multiple noncancerous (benign) growths (polyps) in the colon as early as their teenage years. Unless the colon is removed, these polyps will become malignant (cancerous). The average age at which an individual develops colon cancer in classic familial adenomatous polyposis is 39 years. Some people have a variant of the disorder, called attenuated familial adenomatous polyposis, in which polyp growth is delayed. The average age of colorectal cancer onset for attenuated familial adenomatous polyposis is 55 years.

But I'm sure doing the "M" word can cause it, thus the confusion.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

thus the confusion

That explains a lot, thank you for that.