[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

but I believe if I were to ask Jesus questions, he would answer me directly, and not refer me to some internet pages and say 'go read this fag, or you will burn in hell'

Jesus would give you the same answers we do.

[Mistress Cookie]

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And you must cry knowing the downfall of christianity is due to your stoneage ideologies...

I am happy to say I have NEVER had to visit the Promise Enforcers (Men Only) forum this much...but things are spiraling out of control. The hate and lies slung at our good Pastors and Male Elders here is despicable.

"Stoneage Ideologies"?

There are certain things that do not change and are eternal. The mother's love for her child. Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter. Cats play with string. Taxes. THE WORD OF GOD™.

It is man who has "changed" as he grows further from God™. Our Heavenly Father is as he has always been. He recants nothing.

Don't ask God™ to meet you halfway.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

If you were to need medical treatment, and a female doctor came in the room to help you, would you really refuse treatment rather than accept that a woman could be a physician?

This actually happened to me. I, sadly, live in Godless Canada with communist healthcare and we don't get to choose our doctors. The government chooses for us. But I hit on a great solution. When I needed treatment recently, sure enough a woman 'doctor' walked in. I simply smiled at her and said, 'I'm sorry ma'am, there's been a misunderstanding. I wanted to see a doctor not a nurse. The bedpan doesn't need emptying.' So SHE refused to treat me! Heh. So I got a male doctor instead. And I was 100 times more comfortable, even though he was a Paky.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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This actually happened to me. I, sadly, live in Godless Canada with communist healthcare and we don't get to choose our doctors. The government chooses for us. But I hit on a great solution. When I needed treatment recently, sure enough a woman 'doctor' walked in. I simply smiled at her and said, 'I'm sorry ma'am, there's been a misunderstanding. I wanted to see a doctor not a nurse. The bedpan doesn't need emptying.' So SHE refused to treat me! Heh. So I got a male doctor instead. And I was 100 times more comfortable, even though he was a Paky.

Absolute genius brother!

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

And welcome to the trolls of Club4G.org.

Just been banned from there, trying to spread the love of Christ. They thought is was "spam".

Maybe these guys need a few trolling lessons. Right "j-rod"?

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

no other members on here... i IP banned him...

No you didn't, you blithering idiot.

You don't have access to that part.

Edit: and yes Top Shotta, I did find my way to your stupid forum. Jesus guided me.

Now just back away from your PC.

PS: posting my IP address in public wasn't the best thing to do. There are laws, you know. Better check with your admins...

Idjits.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

Originally Posted by Lavus
I do beleive it might be time to get ahold of some hacker friends


agreed rally the troops.....lets bring the pain.....we might have more holy knights on the attack so be ready when they arrive mods.....

Wow. Some people really like to play with fire.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Wow. Some people really like to play with fire.

They're going to get bored waiting for something that's never going to happen.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Also, do you believe a number of Christians on these forums are living sheltered lives?

I know for a fact that ALL True Christians on these forums live sheltered lives: they are protected by the Lord at all times.

But in everyday society, if you were to ask that to the majority of women, you would be met with a punch to the face.

So you're saying that when a non-Christian woman feels insulted, she will resort to physical violence even though that would constitute assault under secular law?

You're not really making the case for letting go of the Bible here, friend.

I am just finding it 'difficult' to communicate when people are so extremely narrow minded...

No, what you find difficult is to present rational and intelligent arguments because in YOUR society, it is considered normal to punch people in the face instead. That's evolution for ya: the one who punches the other hardest wins the argument.

True Christians on the other hand fight with thoughts, intelligence and prayer.

I understand you are taking the Bible LITERALLY, but I believe if I were to ask Jesus questions, He would answer me directly, and not refer me to some internet pages and say 'go read this fag, or you will burn in hell'.

The KJV 1611 Bible is available both in online and offline form. If you give us your address, we will send you a free copy. Bottom line is: you don't have to take OUR word for it, just read the Bible yourself.

The problem is that many people say "yeah, I know THAT is written in the Bible, but hey, let's twist it around so it's politically correct". We object to that. If God wanted to convey another meaning, He would have written it differently.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

While your views on women, as illustrated by this board, are "biblical", they are extremely misogynistic by today's standards.

They are indeed 100% Biblical. Thank you for finally acknowledging that.

We don't care about today's standards, we care about God's standards. Only God will let us into Heaven, not PC liberals.

If you were to need medical treatment, ...

We don't need medical treatment. When we are ill, we turn to prayer.

God is the ultimate Doctor. God created us, after all. Who knows better how our bodies work than God??

[EastsideWarrior316]

Re: What is Fap?

first of all what kinda bullshit is this smiley. you guys are ignorant bigots. Your lack of intelligence is unbelievable, this whole thread started because someone asked what "fap" means. Everyone in the real world knows that "fap" means to masturbate. Obviously you people don't believe that because you keep banning everyone that answers the question correctly. So why don't you tell me what "fap" means? Finally, what was OP doing on a site where someone was referring to Sarah Palin in such a way, shouldn't said site be considered pornographic? I can see why you all love Sarah Palin so much, because she's just as stupid as you. Neither her nor any of you are even close to qualified for the presidency, but she is definitely fine and fappable, her daughters pretty hot too, no wonder Levi Johnston hit that so quick

[Nobar King]

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first of all what kinda bullshit is this smiley. you guys are ignorant bigots.

The smiley shows islamofascist terrorists getting bombed. That's what we do to them, in case you missed the last two wars that lasted 7 years. I suppose you support your local suicide bomber?

It's supposed to represent how we feel about the people who attacked the twin towers. We will never forget that day. OK, I might be bigoted against people WHO WANT TO KILL ME!!! How does that make me ignorant, though?

[Shezelle]

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This is gonna look like a trolling attempt, but hey!

I'm not sure I condone and religion that will shun people for being who they are! Gay, another religion, even listening to different music for crying out loud!

for example, im gay ind love being this way. Im definitely one of the nicest people to meet, yet your religion would condemn and judge me no matter how much good i would put into the world, just because im not like you -breeders-

religion can cloud what is really what is infront of them by binding them with text and rules and regulations, why not be yourself while obeying human laws.

i can easily respect that you beleive there is an entity that made everything, it would explain ALOT! Even i dont beleiev the big bang theory, i think a force must have made it. But i dont beleive this God of yours is the creator.

and those who DARE try to say other cultures follow false gods and false idols, could not be more wrong! everyone has their own beleifs and way of life, and as we know religion is a big part of a countries culture, so should not be eradicated, but less influential on law as it has to affect everyone no matter the religion

anywho im getting off topic!
fap - as you may have notice PAGES ago, is slang for the self pleasure yes?

so WHY ALL THE BANTER ABOUT EVOLUTION!?

-Shezzy

[EastsideWarrior316]

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i find it hard to believe that a group of men living in caves, could mastermind a plan the likes of 9/11 against the greatest super power in the world. it was definitely the work of the devil named George Bush. also, how did that second war start? Oh yeah, Iraq had "weapons of mass destruction". where are those weapons?

[Nobar King]

Re: What is Fap?

You wouldn't even be here if not for us breeders. Your disdain is childish.