[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Yes, we are all perverts and we will rot in hell.

Why not fix that, fap to the Holy Bible and go to Heaven instead?

[Tom Sawyer]

Re: What is Fap?

Wow!, thanks, that avatar is really cool!

*** dirty words removed ***

[Tom Sawyer]

Re: What is Fap?

and even a signature? guys, you're to good for me, thanks

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

and even a signature? guys, you're to good for me, thanks

And now it is time for you to stop being gay!

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Tom Sawyer]

Re: What is Fap?

oh, excuse me for being myself, Cranky Old Man.
i feel sorry, that everywhere you (all of you) see faggotry. i think that it may have base on your subconscious, but - freud was probably gay and jew.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend.

And that's the Savior I know.

Yeah, I'm one of the noobies that came to your site from multiple postings of this thread on the 'net. To the men that are part of Landover, this thread is going viral as you well know. Great publicity for our Savior, The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost.

I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that. It's family,,, we know that. What worries me is that there is no room for interpretation. It seems that here, you guys don't want anyone else entering your domain. Maybe you don't and maybe I am out of line here but I am a Brother in Christ and wanted to share my views.

Back on topic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the "M" thing really is what the topic refers to in today's jargon. Sad fact, but it is what it is. It's not an acronym.

Too bad I found your forum under these pretenses but in the same rite, I'm glad I found your forum for inspiration.

If I may close my post with this please,,,, it's my last ode to Daddy, what a Christian "man" he was.

John 16:5-7 (King James Version)


5But now I go my way to him that sent me; and none of you asketh me, Whither goest thou?
6But because I have said these things unto you, sorrow hath filled your heart.
7Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.

[tjac225]

Re: What is Fap?

Why not fix that, fap to the Holy Bible and go to Heaven instead?

so it's not a sin to self-satisfy yourself to the bible? I'd think it's accomplishing the same thing.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Reading the KJV 1611 Bible is a very satisfying exercise, yes.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

so it's not a sin to self-satisfy yourself to the bible? I'd think it's accomplishing the same thing.

That didn't make any sense,,, clarification please?

There are some things that are better left at home. Use a bit of discretion.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What is Fap?

And that's the Savior I know.

Yeah, I'm one of the noobies that came to your site from multiple postings of this thread on the 'net. To the men that are part of Landover, this thread is going viral as you well know. Great publicity for our Savior, The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost.

I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that. It's family,,, we know that. What worries me is that there is no room for interpretation. It seems that here, you guys don't want anyone else entering your domain. Maybe you don't and maybe I am out of line here but I am a Brother in Christ and wanted to share my views.

Back on topic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the "M" thing really is what the topic refers to in today's jargon. Sad fact, but it is what it is. It's not an acronym.

Too bad I found your forum under these pretenses but in the same rite, I'm glad I found your forum for inspiration.

If I may close my post with this please,,,, it's my last ode to Daddy, what a Christian "man" he was.

John 16:5-7 (King James Version)


5But now I go my way to him that sent me; and none of you asketh me, Whither goest thou?
6But because I have said these things unto you, sorrow hath filled your heart.
7Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.

Nice to meet your friend! As you stated in your post, even though you found us via a slang word for onanism, it is a good thing you are here. This is the most Godly site of all on the world wide webs.

As this was your first post, could I ask you a favor? Would you find the Introduction Forum and start a thread there? Tell us more about yourself, like what church you attend, how long you think you have been saved, how many sons your wife has blessed you with, that sort of thing.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

Nice to meet your friend! As you stated in your post, even though you found us via a slang word for onanism, it is a good thing you are here. This is the most Godly site of all on the world wide webs.

As this was your first post, could I ask you a favor? Would you find the Introduction Forum and start a thread there? Tell us more about yourself, like what church you attend, how long you think you have been saved, how many sons your wife has blessed you with, that sort of thing.

I'd be happy to Professor Bessemer. Please give me a few minutes Sir. I will post the link back here when I finish.

[tjac225]

Re: What is Fap?

That didn't make any sense,,, clarification please?

There are some things that are better left at home. Use a bit of discretion.

Cranky old man said to fap to the bible. I was just saying isn't that still wrong?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

To the men...I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that.

If I may say, I find it verging on suspect that you choose to associate exclusively with other males.

What's going on with that

We've seen your type here before.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Cranky old man said to fap to the bible. I was just saying isn't that still wrong?

What's wrong is that you didn't capitalize "Bible". You should certainly fap to God, it will get you in Heaven.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

If I may say, I find it verging on suspect that you choose to associate exclusively with other males.

What's going on with that

We've seen your type here before.

Pretty much because I haven't had very good luck with the ladies lately. That's my problem, not yours. Guys sorta, kinda understand that. Besides, what are you doing here if you're a female? As I understand the hierarchy of the forum, "No homosexuals or women allowed"? It says that very thing in the subject line? Forgive me if I am wrong please. I'm a noobie still learning the ropes.

Professor Bessemer
My introduction is here Sir.