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  • Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

    Hello Gentlemen,
    Benjamin White from Lakeland, Florida here. I'm originally from Perry, Georgia. I moved down here from Perry, GA on a job change about 8 years ago.

    I wish I had found your site in another way, but at least I found your site. I hope that by reading your words, I can become a better Christian man, like my daddy. When faced with delima, I always try to do what Daddy would do. Daddy said, "Do the right thing, you know what you have to do."

    With that said, I accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior when I was 9 years old at Tharpe Memorial Baptist Church on Hwy 41 between Perry and Byron, GA. Brother Conrad Pirkle was my Pastor at the time. (this makes me cry,,,, brings back a lot of memories). Maybe this is good?

    49 years old now, divorced, no kids and no direction. I've always believed in God, but sometimes He escapes me. Maybe it's that I escape Him. I believe in being proper, and I believe in being nice. I believe in that what one does in this world will reflect on your outcome. I'm not satisfied with me as a man yet. I want to be like that Jewish carpenter.

    I'm at a turning point in my life. No amount of propaganda can turn me one way or the other but I always,,,, always turn to God for an answer. I try to do "what Daddy would do". What Daddy did was what Jesus would do in my eyes. Old school,, I miss it.

    Coming from my guts Gentlemen,,, Yes, I am a noobie visiting your site from the "FAP" thread. Sometimes I am very vocal and sometimes I just lurk. If I am not welcomed on here, I understand. I have a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ and no one can take that away from me.

    Ben
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    Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

    Hello, goob, did your mother give you that name?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Hello, goob, did your mother give you that name?
      No,, my "best" friend did. Hahahahhaa. Good one.
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        Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

        Originally posted by Goobr54 View Post
        Hello Gentlemen,[...] I want to be like that Jewish carpenter. [...]Ben
        You mean Abbie Goldstein near 4th and Siloam? Personally I don't rate him. I had a desk made and the dovetail joints left something to be desired.

        Speak with Prof Bessemer, if you can find him, he knows a few quality workers in wood.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

          Hi Benjamin, welcome to the forum!
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

            Welcome friend! Should we call you Goober, Benjamin, Ben, or BJ? Sorry about your divorce. Did your wife cuckold you or did you cheat on her? The Lord is not fond of adulterers as I'm sure you know. Why no kids, was your wife barren?

            You can learn a lot about being a better man around here, let me tell you! I was a real mess before Jesus brought me to Landover. I actually used to live in California if you can believe it!

            What do you do for a living? Are you currently courting a good Christian woman? If not, do you know any? I'm always on the lookout for a wife!
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              Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

              Originally posted by Goobr54 View Post
              Hello Gentlemen,
              Benjamin White from Lakeland, Florida here. I'm originally from Perry, Georgia. I moved down here from Perry, GA on a job change about 8 years ago.

              I wish I had found your site in another way, but at least I found your site. I hope that by reading your words, I can become a better Christian man, like my daddy. When faced with delima, I always try to do what Daddy would do. Daddy said, "Do the right thing, you know what you have to do."

              With that said, I accepted Jesus Christ as my Savior when I was 9 years old at Tharpe Memorial Baptist Church on Hwy 41 between Perry and Byron, GA. Brother Conrad Pirkle was my Pastor at the time. (this makes me cry,,,, brings back a lot of memories). Maybe this is good?

              49 years old now, divorced, no kids and no direction. I've always believed in God, but sometimes He escapes me. Maybe it's that I escape Him. I believe in being proper, and I believe in being nice. I believe in that what one does in this world will reflect on your outcome. I'm not satisfied with me as a man yet. I want to be like that Jewish carpenter.

              I'm at a turning point in my life. No amount of propaganda can turn me one way or the other but I always,,,, always turn to God for an answer. I try to do "what Daddy would do". What Daddy did was what Jesus would do in my eyes. Old school,, I miss it.

              Coming from my guts Gentlemen,,, Yes, I am a noobie visiting your site from the "FAP" thread. Sometimes I am very vocal and sometimes I just lurk. If I am not welcomed on here, I understand. I have a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ and no one can take that away from me.

              Ben
              Thank you Ben! It seems the Lord has been testing you a bit of late. I am sorry to here that. But you have found a home here with us! God has decided to bless you by bringing you to Landover. Even if it was through a search for pornography, which I am not saying is the way you found us, the Lord brings sinners to us for a reason. And that reason is that He wants us to help get these lost souls saved.
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                Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

                Hi Benny, pleasure to meet you. What Church do you attend in Lakeland? We have a few other members from there, wouldn't it be a hoot if yall went together and did not realize it?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Hi Benny, pleasure to meet you. What Church do you attend in Lakeland? We have a few other members from there, wouldn't it be a hoot if yall went together and did not realize it?
                  I think a bunch of us already do Mr Hutchins.

                  Had a wonderful sermon this morning about false prophets.
                  Also, working on my motorcycles this afternoon, I had a wonderful thought.

                  It's great to be alive.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

                    How are you doing Goobr54, You enjoying yourself here on Gods Forum?

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                      Re: Hello, Goobr from Lakeland, FL here

                      Welcome to our friendly forum!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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