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  • Nathan B. Forrest
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 394

    #466
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
    again sir you prove just how much of an uneducated fool you are. If you knew how to use google properly you would see that there are many different versions of Bible. To many for you to have searched through every single one, and state as a fact that the NIV is the only one with that translation.

    The second way you prove it is by saying that the one you posted is accurate. The original word was written Aramaic, a language that is still trying to be deciphered today. Once more it was translated many times over by many different people. Which just goes to show that any English translation can be called the one true accurate translation.

    Heretic!!!!

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    • UsinMaBrainMeats
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      • Mar 2010
      • 22

      #467
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Another disgusting teenager trying to tell us lies! You make the Baby Jesus cry with your perverted fantasies about Sister Palin.
      I'm not trying to fill your head with perverted fantasies. And these are not lies. "Fap" is a term referring to mword deleted. So is eww gross deleted and similar phrases. I'm not perverted for being aware of their existence.
      Last edited by Levi Jones; 03-27-2010, 06:47 AM. Reason: Removed words that offend my Christian sensibilities.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
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        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #468
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
        I'm not trying to fill your head with perverted fantasies. And these are not lies. "Fap" is a term referring to masturbation. So is "jacking off" and similar phrases. I'm not perverted for being aware of their existence.
        You kids think it's cool and hep to talk like that, don't you? Well, having a foul mouth isn't cool at all, it's exactly the opposite! Jesus isn't "into" potty talk, He's only "down" with the Bible!

        As far as your self abuse addiction, I can only say that I'm sorry the Lord has afflicted you in this way. You must have angered Him quite a bit for Him to smite you like He has.
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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #469
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
          I'm not trying to fill your head with perverted fantasies. And these are not lies. "Fap" is a term referring to mword deleted. So is eww gross and similar phrases. I'm not perverted for being aware of their existence.
          Now, you have the 8 pound 5 ounce Baby Jesus squawking something fierce with your disgusting language!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • UsinMaBrainMeats
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            • Mar 2010
            • 22

            #470
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            You kids think it's cool and hep to talk like that, don't you? Well, having a foul mouth isn't cool at all, it's exactly the opposite! Jesus isn't "into" potty talk, He's only "down" with the Bible!

            As far as your self abuse addiction, I can only say that I'm sorry the Lord has afflicted you in this way. You must have angered Him quite a bit for Him to smite you like He has.
            My goodness will you people please understand what i am saying! I'm sorry but that IS what "fap" means. Its a phrase that started from some kids on the internet that were probably making generic inappropriate jokes. Why am i the one getting blamed for it?

            Also, i do NOT have a self abuse addiction just because i know a few masturbation related phrases. Just because you know things about the ocean does that make you a fish?

            For future reference of teen phrases: cool is still used, hip is not, neither is down.

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            • TAMSwordofGod
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              • Mar 2010
              • 38

              #471
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
              Heretic!!!!

              Please Explain I really want to hear your reasoning

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #472
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
                Please Explain I really want to hear your reasoning
                And I would like to hear yours on why you are so ignorant of what the Bible says about the Son of Man.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #473
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                  For future reference of teen phrases: cool is still used, hip is not, neither is down.
                  How about this one? kthxbai. Still used?

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                  • UsinMaBrainMeats
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 22

                    #474
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    How about this one? kthxbai. Still used?
                    Yes. Only on the internet or through texting though. A good question would be, if you know that why don't you know "fap"? Both are commonly used over the internet.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #475
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                      Yes. Only on the internet or through texting though. A good question would be, if you know that why don't you know "fap"? Both are commonly used over the internet.
                      I don't frequent pervert sites.

                      kthxbai.

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                      • Wale_Konia
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                        • Mar 2010
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                        #476
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Yes, we are all perverts and we will rot in hell.

                        kthxbai.

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #477
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          QFT

                          Originally posted by Wale_Konia View Post
                          Yes, we are all perverts and we will rot in hell.

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                          • UsinMaBrainMeats
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                            • Mar 2010
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                            #478
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            I don't frequent pervert sites.

                            kthxbai.

                            You don't have to go to perverted sites to know what "fap" means. You just have to be familiar with todays culture in some way.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #479
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                              You don't have to go to perverted sites to know what "fap" means. You just have to be familiar with todays culture in some way.
                              I thought you just conceded that I am familiar with today's culture.

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                              • UsinMaBrainMeats
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 22

                                #480
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                I thought you just conceded that I am familiar with today's culture.

                                When did i ever say that?

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