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  • God's Ninja
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    • Mar 2010
    • 15

    #316
    Re: What is Fap?

    For such great Christians, you all are quick to judge everyone.

    So, let me ask....because you all seem to get your kicks off of thinking you are better then everyone else.....

    Where was God when Katrina hit?
    Where was God when the earthquake hit in Haiti and killed all those people?
    Why is there nothing but hurt, hate, war, and killing everyday?

    I think God keeps hitting the SNOOZE button.........what other explanation could there be?

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #317
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
      For such great Christians, you all are quick to judge everyone.

      So, let me ask....because you all seem to get your kicks off of thinking you are better then everyone else.....

      Where was God when Katrina hit?
      Where was God when the earthquake hit in Haiti and killed all those people?
      Why is there nothing but hurt, hate, war, and killing everyday?

      I think God keeps hitting the SNOOZE button.........what other explanation could there be?
      The explanation is that God was angry and He smote them.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • God's Ninja
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        • Mar 2010
        • 15

        #318
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        The explanation is that God was angry and He smote them.
        Really? That's the best you could come up with?

        Truly sad.......so.....all those children were "evil", huh?

        Get your mind right....

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        • Rapture Eddie
          The Sermonator
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2008
          • 219

          #319
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
          For such great Christians, you all are quick to judge everyone.

          So, let me ask....because you all seem to get your kicks off of thinking you are better then everyone else.....

          Where was God when Katrina hit?
          Where was God when the earthquake hit in Haiti and killed all those people?
          Why is there nothing but hurt, hate, war, and killing everyday?

          I think God keeps hitting the SNOOZE button.........what other explanation could there be?
          We let the Bible Judge for us.

          Don't you think God needs a good Belly laugh sometimes?
          Now, if you were God, wouldn't you like to kind of break the boredom and maybe kill a few hundred Sinners now and again?
          It's what God does. He's God, and God can do anything.

          Kind of like me but without so many Guns. (God doesn't need Guns).
          JUDGEMENT DAY

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22369

            #320
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
            For such great Christians, you all are quick to judge everyone.
            God demands it! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

            Where was God when Katrina hit? Where was God when the earthquake hit in Haiti and killed all those people? Why is there nothing but hurt, hate, war, and killing everyday?
            God often punishes people who are doing wrong. They should have followed the KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent these things.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • DTcrew4
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              • Mar 2010
              • 7

              #321
              Re: What is Fap?

              [filth removed along with Gay Porn Link]
              are you serious? you are calling urbandictionary.com a gay porn link??

              Does it make you feel better about yourself by trying to make others look gay? Or perhaps it's just wishful thinking??

              Why don't you ban your butt buddy Nobar King for having a homo quote in his sig?
              Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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              • Rapture Eddie
                The Sermonator
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 219

                #322
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
                are you serious? you are calling urbandictionary.com a gay porn link??

                Does it make you feel better about yourself by trying to make others look gay? Or perhaps it's just wishful thinking??

                Why don't you ban your butt buddy Nobar King for having a homo quote in his sig?
                I know what that Link was
                Don't deny it.
                JUDGEMENT DAY

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                • God's Ninja
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                  • Mar 2010
                  • 15

                  #323
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  God demands it! Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

                  God often punishes people who are doing wrong. They should have followed the KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent these things.
                  Interesting...........so, you all are God's right and left hands, huh?

                  What you are I can not say.....because foul words don't even express the magnitude of your overall stupidity.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22880

                    #324
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
                    are you serious? you are calling urbandictionary.com a gay porn link?? [...]
                    I have no idea what the link was but, if it was removed, it was a just decision and the reasons were sound.

                    Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • DTcrew4
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                      • Mar 2010
                      • 7

                      #325
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      *Homsexual porn deleted.*

                      Now why would you delete an answer to the OP's question? because it wasn't the answer you were looking for? Or because it makes you feel as if you have power?

                      Let me be the one to tell you, portraying someone to be something they are not to others is a sin and God (if he was real) would ban you from life for it! :fact
                      Last edited by Levi Jones; 03-26-2010, 05:03 PM. Reason: porn links deleted
                      Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22369

                        #326
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                        Interesting...........so, you all are God's right and left hands, huh?
                        We are just humble folk who live by His Holy Bible.

                        What you are I can not say.....because foul words don't even express the magnitude of your overall stupidity.
                        Righteous?

                        I have no problems telling you what you are by the way. Unlike you I am not a coward. You are a retarded idiot who will burn in hell for all eternity .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • God's Ninja
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                          • Mar 2010
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                          #327
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          We are just humble folk who live by His Holy Bible.

                          Righteous?

                          I have no problems telling you what you are by the way. Unlike you I am not a coward. You are a retarded idiot who will burn in hell for all eternity .
                          That's funny. Retarded with a 123 IQ, huh?
                          Glad to see that bags of douche can feel high and mighty on the internet.

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                          • DTcrew4
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                            • Mar 2010
                            • 7

                            #328
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            ^^^ LMFAO!!!

                            Tom is that you?
                            Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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                            • God's Ninja
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                              • Mar 2010
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                              #329
                              Re: What is Fap?

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22369

                                #330
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                You are a funny fellow, I have to give you that. My fun will be watching you burn in hell for all eternity .
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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