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  • #481
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
    When did i ever say that?
    Post 474.

    Are you stoned?

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    • #482
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      I thought you just conceded that I am familiar with today's culture.

      You certainly are, brother Enoch. That would be a great medal for your award line. "Familiar with today's culture". I'm not sure what image you would pick. Maybe a Sony Walkman?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #483
        Re: What is Fap?

        Okay, so "fap" means "cool" or "groovy" then in today's vernacular?

        Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". Or perhaps as in "I fap to you" should be compared to "I salute you".

        "Sarah Palin is fappable" means "Sarah Palin is cool"
        "I fap to Sarah Palin" means "I respect Sarah Palin a lot"
        "I fap to your forum" means "I'm in awe of your forum"

        It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #484
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          You certainly are, brother Enoch. That would be a great medal for your award line. "Familiar with today's culture". I'm not sure what image you would pick. Maybe a Sony Walkman?
          Will that play my 8-tracks?

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          • #485
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Post 474.

            Are you stoned?
            That said you've used the internet, not that you were up to date on culture. If you were we probably wouldn't be having this argument. And no i'm not stoned. I don't do drugs.

            Also, God=Life that is definitely not what "fap" means.

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            • #486
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!
              As is Sister Sarah Palin.

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              • #487
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                Also, God=Life that is definitely not what "fap" means.
                Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:

                Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.

                Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.

                And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

                Now wouldn't that be faptastic?
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #488
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:

                  Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.

                  Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.

                  And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

                  Now wouldn't that be faptastic?
                  Wow, this thread got pretty awkward. Should i assume you're doing this as a joke and move on to more important things or do you people honestly not get the meaning of "fap"? I'm sorry, its hard to tell whats sarcastic here.

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                  • #489
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    You know what I like about this forum?
                    The freedom of speech and absolutely no censorship.
                    It's just so awesome.

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                    • #490
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Wale_Konia View Post
                      You know what I like about this forum?
                      The freedom of speech and absolutely no censorship.
                      It's just so awesome.
                      Indeed. It must be novel to someone living in a commie hellhole.

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                      • #491
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                        ... and move on to more important things...
                        YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend. And that in turn is important to us. It's common for youngsters to have low self-esteem these days and think no one loves them, That's so sad, because the complete opposite is true!
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • #492
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Petrol
                          Jesus used to FAP.
                          No, Jesus Christ is fapped to. Jesus Christ Himself does not fap.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #493
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend. And that in turn is important to us. It's common for youngsters to have low self-esteem these days and think no one loves them, That's so sad, because the complete opposite is true!
                            Ok thats super. I don't have low self-esteem, but if i did i'm sure that would have been very useful. I'd still like an answer though, if you don't mind.

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                            • #494
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
                              I'd still like an answer though, if you don't mind.
                              I don't mind, but can you repeat the question to which you'd like an answer?
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22                               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • #495
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". ... It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!
                                Thank you for figuring that out Brother GOD=life!
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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