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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #121
    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Um...No. Either let him get on mine (without punishment) to answer your question, or unquarantine him. He never really did anything wrong to begin with.
    First, we have no desire to see your Killer Klown, the Outed Spazz "get on yours". Now you have made me queasy.

    Second, please do not tell the GODLY Pastors what to do on their own board.

    Third, if your KKOS so desperately wants to say something, he can do so in his own Quarantine thread, as suggested. Or, he could dictate to you, much as God dictated the Bible to King James' scribes in 1611.

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #122
      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Um...No. Either let him get on mine
      Oh, that is disgusting!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #123
        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

        It may be a tad on the disturbing side, Pastor, but what is even stranger is why she would ask your permission to do so....one would assume such interactions take place on a regular basis without asking anyone's permission!
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #124
          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          It may be a tad on the disturbing side, Pastor, but what is even stranger is why she would ask your permission to do so....one would assume such interactions take place on a regular basis without asking anyone's permission!
          Well, YOU ask permission to make 'the beast with two backs' with your husband, and we have always granted permission as long at the deed results in a pregnancy. It is very polite and courteous of Hellion to ask our permission to throw away her virginity, and we have NOT GIVEN HER PERMISSION!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #125
            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Well, YOU ask permission to make 'the beast with two backs' with your husband, and we have always granted permission as long at the deed results in a pregnancy. It is very polite and courteous of Hellion to ask ur permission to throw away her virginity, and we have NOT GIVEN HER PERMISSION!
            Hmm......how odd. I honestly can't seem to remember such discussions taking place. I wonder why that might be. old
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #126
              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Hmm......how odd. I honestly can't seem to remember such discussions taking place. I wonder why that might be. old
              Because you are a bear of very little brain and big words confuse you.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #127
                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Oh, that is disgusting!
                Haha! That's not what I implied, Al. Sadly, that's just the first thing your dirty, little brain thinks of. I meant get on my account.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #128
                  Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  Because you are a bear of very little brain and big words confuse you.
                  I find your afore-mentioned utterances to be both preposterous and absurd, not to mention a prevarication, Pastor Al.

                  Haha! That's not what I implied, Al. Sadly, that's just the first thing your dirty, little brain thinks of. I meant get on my account.
                  Just a suggestion....you may consider using the words 'post with my account'.....nice and innuendo free.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #129
                    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                    It would seem that Ms. Hell-slinger has found a thesaurus in her gutter!
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • maverickxeo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 261

                      #130
                      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                      Women and men are equal. Grow up. Want proof? Well... If you can't see all the women doing "men's jobs" just as good, if not better than a man, then you are blind.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #131
                        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                        Women and men are equal. Grow up. Want proof? Well... If you can't see all the women doing "men's jobs" just as good, if not better than a man, then you are blind.
                        Call me blind then. Even in a country as polluted by feminazism as England, women still only earn 75% of what men do. Why? Because they're worth it. If they were as good as men, they'd no doubt earn the same; but they're paid less, because they're not as good. Case closed.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • maverickxeo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 261

                          #132
                          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Call me blind then. Even in a country as polluted by feminazism as England, women still only earn 75% of what men do. Why? Because they're worth it. If they were as good as men, they'd no doubt earn the same; but they're paid less, because they're not as good. Case closed.
                          Or because male employers are sexist.

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                          • WiccanCouple6
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 97

                            #133
                            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Christian womanly duties? Let me guess what those are... This is one of the many reasons why I despise Christianity.

                            Landover is enough to make one despise Xtianity. These "people" are crazy.

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                            • WiccanCouple6
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 97

                              #134
                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              3 whole minutes?

                              What a man!

                              THREE MINUTES!!!!!!!!
                              D*** Three minutes isn't even decent four play for my Loving husband and myself, Gawd I love being PAGAN.

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Jesus can go **** himself (because god only knows that no woman would want to screw that sexist pig anyway) I'm saying that women need to stand up for themselves instead of listening to morons like you bitch about their pathetic sex life.

                              Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
                              Cheating on your wife with hookers is adultery.

                              Woo Hoo.

                              <<<<<<Standing Ovation>>>>>
                              You tell'em Sista.

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men. And they do cook for their wives. How nice of them. We're past that age where women stay home and men go out to work. They can if they want, but women have a much bigger role in life than to just cook and clean.

                              I love it when my husband cooks for me, He's an AWESOME cook. We both work outside the home and we SHARE the household chores and caring for OUR offspring. We love it, That neither one of us do it all. Too bad Landover can't see those benifits. 50/50 split We share the check book and paying bills as well, As a matter of fact I'm better at balancing our budget than he is.

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                              • Freedom way
                                Unsaved Trash and French Speaker Treat with Caution
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 31

                                #135
                                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                                I'm telling they aren't good at all at nothing











                                oops ...I was thinking that you were talking about fanatics "true" christians

                                so sorry

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