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  • hellion
    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
    • Nov 2006
    • 564

    #106
    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    It's not a lie if the majority of people believe it.
    That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

    "Sometimes the majority means all the fools are on the same side."
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #107
      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      First of all, I already declared myself Agnostic, whereas I don't know if god exists or not. I just know the bible is a sexist, bigot, racist piece of crap.

      And I did believe in god to full extent, before I started reading these forums.
      Listen little homer, you'd better adopt a more respectful way of speaking in God's favorite forum, unless you want to find yourself back in the dungeon.

      Words like God and Bible need to be capitalized out of respect. And you will not refer to God's Holy Word with obscenities. Got it nancy?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #108
        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

        "Sometimes the majority means all the fools are on the same side."
        So you don't believe in democracy? Sadly for you, the commies in Cuba are on their way out, but if you hurry you might get to North Korea in time to enjoy living under a dictatorship for a few days before JESUS grows tired and directs GWB to push the button.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #109
          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          So you don't believe in democracy? Sadly for you, the commies in Cuba are on their way out, but if you hurry you might get to North Korea in time to enjoy living under a dictatorship for a few days before JESUS grows tired and directs GWB to push the button.
          Sometimes the majority means all the fools are on the same side. Just because the vast majority of the world believes a certain thing, doesn't mean that certain thing is right.

          Something you can believe: The majority of high-school students in the 'popular crowd' smoke pot. The VAST majority drink and most are heavy drinkers. That doesn't make it right.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564

            #110
            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            Well if you agitate someone and push their buttons by doing something they disapprove of who can blame a guy for standing up for himself and setting a woman right? A lawyer could.
            Maybe you should be more careful when you are pleasuring your husband and take care not to upset him and you won't have to "defend" yourself from his instruction. He shouldn't, can't, and won't 'discipline' me. I have every right to defend myself. If I don't agree with him, he's going to have to deal with it or confront me like a sensible adult.

            He works all day long so what makes you think you can just do whatever you want after he gets home? Women work too. Maybe the husband should do something for the wife once in awhile. You have the whole day to lolligag about the trailer like a frumpy tart! When he gets home it is HIS time to be pampered in whatever way he tells you to do so. Unless you didn't listen when you were married and ignored the vows you swore to God to obey.

            Makes perfect sense if you actually have sense to begin with that is.
            No it doesn't. Women and men are to be treated equally. If you respect us as women, we'll respect you as men. It's as simple as that. If you can't follow simple human morals, then maybe you're the one who needs some sense.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #111
              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Listen little homer, you'd better adopt a more respectful way of speaking in God's favorite forum, unless you want to find yourself back in the dungeon.

              Words like God and Bible need to be capitalized out of respect. And you will not refer to God's Holy Word with obscenities. Got it nancy?
              I'll capitalize god and bible when you start respecting other religions by capitalizing words such as Hebrew, Jew, Satan, Buddha, Catholic, any god or bible. And you when you start spelling it correctly. And crap isn't an obscenity.
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #112
                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                No it doesn't. Women and men are to be treated equally. If you respect us as women, we'll respect you as men. It's as simple as that. If you can't follow simple human morals, then maybe you're the one who needs some sense.
                You are spitting on the Holy Bible with that feminazi attitude. You need a True Christian™ husband to set you straight little girl.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #113
                  Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  And if women would stop dressing like whores, they might not get raped so much. They bring that on themselves too.
                  No they don't! Women should be able to dress however they want without the threat of rape! (Of course they should dress appropriately enough to respect others, but in a dance or club where it's open to dress so, they shouldn't have to be in fear of assualt because of the way they dress) It's not a very good thing when a person can't go outside without fear of being assualted in any way. Even in the Satanic Rules, it states that you CAN NOT rape people. What is this society coming to where 'christians' think they can have their way with women, and Satanists respect everyone equally and DON'T rape people.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #114
                    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                    A lawyer could. Lawyers are JEWS. They will agree or disagree with whatever they are paid to disagree with.
                    He shouldn't, can't, and won't 'discipline' me. I have every right to defend myself. If I don't agree with him, he's going to have to deal with it or confront me like a sensible adult. We think he should deal with you or confront you like a sensible adult too. I'm glad you've come round to seeing things our way.
                    Women work too. Maybe the husband should do something for the wife once in awhile. Correction: Lesbians work too. And the husband already brings meaning to his wife's life by providing her with a sense of purpose, isn't that enough for him to do?
                    No it doesn't. Women and men are to be treated equally. Where in the Bible does it say that?
                    If you respect us as women, we'll respect you as men. I do respect women as women. I just don't respect them as equals, that's all.
                    It's as simple as that. If you can't follow simple human morals, then maybe you're the one who needs some sense. And if you insist on following human "morality" over GOD's law, then maybe you're the one who needs a good slapping. Just maybe.
                    No they don't! Women should be able to dress however they want without the threat of rape! That's not what the Bible says (1 Timothy 2:9). And besides, why are you getting all worked up at us? It's the negroes who go around raping everything in sight.
                    It's not a very good thing when a person can't go outside without fear of being assualted in any way. Boo hoo hoo. I know, it is a sign of the END TIMES. This is what institutions like the Vatican and the UN have done to the world - completely swept away all morality. Fortunately, Jesus will return soon, and completely destroy the Pope, Paris Hilton, Hugo Chavez, and all other servants of Satan.
                    What is this society coming to where 'christians' think they can have their way with women, and Satanists respect everyone equally and DON'T rape people. Is raping goats really that much better?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #115
                      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      What is this society coming to where 'christians' think they can have their way with women, and Satanists respect everyone equally and DON'T rape people.
                      It means the Satanists are going to HELL for not following the Bible!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • hellion
                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 564

                        #116
                        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        It means the Satanists are going to HELL for not following the Bible!
                        I'll let Clown touch that one, I'm not Satanic. But since he can't get on mine, and you quarantined him...
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #117
                          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          I'll let Clown touch that one, I'm not Satanic. But since he can't get on mine, and you quarantined him...
                          He'll have to post an answer in his own thread in quarantine? Just a thought.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • tommy
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 392

                            #118
                            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            It means the Satanists are going to HELL for not following the Bible!
                            Well, does hell offer different "treatments" for different types of unbelievers? Do all sinners get the same amount of suffering or does Satan have a "special-guest" list?
                            The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                            Exodus 15:3

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #119
                              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                              Originally posted by tommy View Post
                              Well, does hell offer different "treatments" for different types of unbelievers? Do all sinners get the same amount of suffering or does Satan have a "special-guest" list?
                              Sinners are punished in Hell for their worst crime. Since they all have committed the same crime; attacking God they end up all punished the same. Whether it is sodomy, breaking God's laws, voting Democratic, believing in evolution the root crime of the sin is all the same.

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #120
                                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                He'll have to post an answer in his own thread in quarantine? Just a thought.
                                Um...No. Either let him get on mine (without punishment) to answer your question, or unquarantine him. He never really did anything wrong to begin with.
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