[eliot mayfield]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

God loves his children and he tests us all the time. As a parent we should love our children as much as God loves us. Ask Job about God's love!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Oh ok, Ill go find the part where Job "squirts his seed" in his childrens underwear. Then maybe Ill understand.

Say Tex did ya notice the " artificial " part of the title of the thread. Or did that pass you by?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Tex, we should love our children as much as God loves his children and Job is one of them!

[DavidVGoliath]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Don't even mention the trials of Job, God would never have squirted artificial semen into Job's underwear to make him admit falsely that he was gay, let alone would God actually condone the squirtting of such into a 10 yr olds underwear. I know personally at 10 yrs old I was more concerned with when my favorite cartoon was on and riding my bike for as long as I could before my Mother would call me in for dinner at night, never even having a thought of SEX or even knowing what semen was. I remember getting my first menstral period at 11 yrs old and crying when my Mother had to explain to me why I got a period and the thought of a man and a woman doing such an act to make a baby. So why the frick would you put artificail semen into a 10 yr olds underwear? And if you did what would you do if she falsely confessed to knowing what SEX is? Would you beat her? Spank her? That would be a punishment undeserved and that would be just wrong. I don't understand how you can claim to be "True Christians" and want to do things such as this to your poor innocent children. Children are pure and when guided properly no not of the perversions of the world so why try to jade them at such an early age? Sick if you ask me.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Don't even mention the trials of Job, God would never have squirted artificial semen into Job's underwear to make him admit falsely that he was gay, let alone would God actually condone the squirtting of such into a 10 yr olds underwear. I know personally at 10 yrs old I was more concerned with when my favorite cartoon was on and riding my bike for as long as I could before my Mother would call me in for dinner at night, never even having a thought of SEX or even knowing what semen was. I remember getting my first menstral period at 11 yrs old and crying when my Mother had to explain to me why I got a period and the thought of a man and a woman doing such an act to make a baby. So why the frick would you put artificail semen into a 10 yr olds underwear? And if you did what would you do if she falsely confessed to knowing what SEX is? Would you beat her? Spank her? That would be a punishment undeserved and that would be just wrong. I don't understand how you can claim to be "True Christians" and want to do things such as this to your poor innocent children. Children are pure and when guided properly no not of the perversions of the world so why try to jade them at such an early age? Sick if you ask me.

Exactly!!!
If your child said, I sneezed when I was changing my underwear and had to blow my nose and since they were going into the laundry anyway, you could assume things were fine. But if she said, "I don't know how that seed got in my undies then you'd know you had a harlot on your hands!

[DavidVGoliath]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Why would a Child blow her nose with her underwear? That sounds suspect to me...

[Tunahouse]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Awfully judgmental for a group of people mixing artificial semen. Wow.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Why would a Child blow her nose with her underwear? That sounds suspect to me...

She didn't have a kleenex?

And you really haven't read the story of Job have you. Constantly through the book his friends keep saying to him (paraphrasing here) "just admit your sin and God will quit punishing you for it", but since Job had not sin, he admitted nothing. So how is this not like the story of Job? If my child is standing there saying I don't know what it is, I don't know how it got there and he has the air of truth about him, then I know he is innocent. If he starts stammering and lying, then I know he's sinned.

Anyway, this isn't something I would do, I would let my husband handle it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Awfully judgmental for a group of people mixing artificial semen. Wow.

You prefer your children to become sinful sex maniacs like you?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

You prefer your children to become sinful sex maniacs like you?

Of course he does, it makes them easier to recruit.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

You didnt get the "make artificial semen in your kitchen and plant it in your 10 year old girls underwear to decieve her" part, did you? Not one part of that sounds wrong to you?

So you prefer your daughters to become dirty sluts? Are you a pedophile?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

So you prefer your daughters to become dirty sluts? Are you a pedophile?

Cranky, Dirty Tex came out of the closet. He is a homersexural. Just as bad I guess. Either way he is on his way to burn in HELL

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Im not the one playing children underwear. And I would prefer to raise my children in a responsible way so that they make good decisions and are able to think for themselves and not fear their father.

Then you are a weak parent and your children will become weak as well.

By the way, Cranky Old Man, I love your avatar, Im totally stealing it and making it my facebook picture.

I use it as my Facebook picture as well...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

Hmm, considering Eliot has just come out as a raging sodomite God-mocker, I'm not surprised that he started a thread encouraging Godly men to spray "fake" semen on their young sons' behinds.

After all, sodomites are all into little boys.

[humble servant]

Re: Artificial seed (sperm), how to use it on your children and w

If you have convinced your wife to 'consume' your seed but not let any dribble out then technically you aren't 'spilling seed' right? I mean, children are quite expensive and being a sinner I have many sins of the flesh in my mind at all times. Even though I constantly ask the Lord for help with these matters I must give in to them and coupling with my wife with such regularity, we'd be overrun with kids.

Anyway, my wife is consuming my seed about 3 times per day now and all seems well. She normally calls out "Sweet Jesus!" when I let 'er buck.