[Brother V]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Sorry to derail your thread brother Jeb, i'll let you people get back to your little issues.

YIC
V

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

I was taught that God invented many great things like fire, electricity and penis enlargement. Only a Christian knows how to use these gifts wisely.

[handmaiden]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Don't worry, I m not looking at the screen, only at my keyboard. As an anthropologist, I should tell you that larger scrotums. not larger penese or penises or whatever serve God. The larger the teabag, the stronger the tea, so to speak. "Stronger" tea means more tadpoles for Christ per fluid ounce. That's all you need to know to serve God while stumbling along, in the dark, doing your part for the furtherence of the True Christian Race.

I will back out of the forum slowly with my eyes averted.

Uncomfortably Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Don't worry, I m not looking at the screen, only at my keyboard. As an anthropologist, I should tell you that larger scrotums. not larger penese or penises or whatever serve God. The larger the teabag, the stronger the tea, so to speak. "Stronger" tea means more tadpoles for Christ per fluid ounce. That's all you need to know to serve God while stumbling along, in the dark, doing your part for the furtherence of the True Christian Race.

I will back out of the forum slowly with my eyes averted.

Uncomfortably Yours,

Handmaiden

It seems that you have achieved a higher education level that most . It is unfortunate that you did not learn how to read. THIS section is for MEN only. Unless you can grab some thing other than air between your legs(Testicles) I suggest you move on. Take note of the highlighted text!

[handmaiden]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Actually, "penes" minus the "e" is an acceptable plural for the word "penis". "Furtherence" I gotta give ya, though. Still, considering that I'm typing without reading, that is pretty impressive.

Plus, I was married, you know. So I saw one in person once. My husband was a deeply, sincerely spiritual man who did not allow his sex drive to get out of hand, so I was spared too much exposure . There was just enough to remind of God's glory in having made Man in His Own Image.


Backing out once again, no looking back at Noah's Ark or anything.

Handmaiden

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

What part of mens only do you not understand there girl. You come on here sucking up like a whipped cur and then go and blatantly brake the rules!

No wonder you haven't been able to snag a husband. Such arrogant willfulness!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Plus, I was married, you know.

Why did it end?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Why did it end?

Diarrhea of the mouth, she keeps running her mouth and all that comes out is crap.

[handmaiden]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Why did it end?

My marriage ended because I rebelled against my husband, who was a good man and a sincere Christian*. I started reading and thinking and questioning and we know where that sort of thing ends.

As proof that my former husband is favored by God, he has prospered since the divorce and has remarried to a woman 16 years his junior. I have received a higher education and earn less money and am worthy of no man.

Of, course, now that I have found LBC I have repented and returned to the Lord and wish to live out every word of the Bible as the Enduring, Unchanging Truth that it is.


(But I am not here. Forget that I said anything.)


Invisably Yours,

not signed


* seriously, he is a wonderful man who reads the Bible and provides an honest example of his faith. Which I now share again, of course.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

Of, course, now that I have found LBC I have repented and returned to the Lord and wish to live out every word of the Bible as the Enduring, Unchanging Truth that it is.

I am glad to hear that. However, how can we be sure you really mean this? Can you perhaps post a picture of yourself wearing proper Christian clothing? You can hold up a paper containing something like LBC to prove it is genuine. And no tricks please, Jesus is watching you.

Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

[HTannor]

Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia

I am glad to hear that. However, how can we be sure you really mean this? Can you perhaps post a picture of yourself wearing proper Christian clothing? You can hold up a paper containing something like LBC to prove it is genuine. And no tricks please, Jesus is watching you.


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Exactly, Cranky. This woman could well be a wanton harlot on the troll trying to seduce one of our fine Christian Gentlemen(tm).