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  • Leonard_Vandermann
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Occultics ruined honey for me!

    It's true.

    See, let me explain.

    Being single, and having no time to cook and clean, or do anything else that a woman should be doing, I have a hired maid to do all of that for me. Well, a few days ago, she quit, and I've had a hard time coping.

    I told my father about this predicament, and he said that I should make my sister do the work until I could find another hire, which sounded like a swell idea at the time, considering she doesn't have a husband to clean and cook for.

    So, she came over to my house today, along with her 8 year old daughter, Chasity, so she could do around my house.

    Chasity, however, seemed to not be taking to her mother's example, and so I made my way into the kitchen to see if that could quickly change. Chasity then picked up a small jar of honey that I had sitting on the counter. She then looks right at me and says "Did you know honey has powers?"

    At first, it confused me. But then she said it again. "Honey has magical powers. It is really good for stuff like-" I didn't let her finish. I knew she what she was spatting off now, and I was not going to have it in my house. I grabbed her by the hand and drug her to her mother.

    I told Chasity to tell her mom what she said, and Debra (My Sister...) said "So?"

    My sister then told me that she was a wicca and that she was a witch too! I was distraught!! I sent them both out of my house!

    Fellow Christians! I know now why my father wanted her to visit me, so that I might be able to correct her, but I could not. I didn't even want to be in the same room with her!! I couldn't bear to let that Pagan slut breathe my air another second!

    I just wanted to ask for prayers, in case she tries to curse me or something like that.
  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #2
    Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

    Friend, there is a powerful prayer against witchcraft, which I learned from Pastor Ezekiel. Say it aloud, and no witch will be able to harm you!

    Father,
    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

    In Jesus name I pray..
    Amen
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

      Don't worry, Leonard! Honey has no "magical powers". The very idea!

      The child was just being silly . . . as is your sister. Thinking that objects and spells could create "magic"! Ridiculous!

      Their "spells" are really incantations to summon demons. The ingredients don't matter except that they communicate the witch's intent.

      Honey is as "normal" as Catholic death cookies or unholy water. They have no power except in fairy tales.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

        This shows why we should scrap the lie-beral U.S. Constitution and restore Biblical law, to protect people like Leonard from assault by wickedans:

        Lev. 20:27: A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood [shall be] upon them.
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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

          The only power that honey has that I know of is the power to sooth a sore throat. Oh and when we had our own hives, we used to keep some of the honey comb in the deep freeze to be used as a laxative.

          The fact that your sister is condemning her own child to hell should be enough to have the child taken away from her and sent to live in a good Christian orphanage.
          Drama queen

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

            Stoning seems to be a proper solution.
            Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

              I am reminded of Judges 14:8

              And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcass of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcass of the lion



              In the Bible, honey is a blessing from God. Recall God's promise of a land flowing with milk and honey. And we have here in Judges, Samson describing a dead lion (King of the Beasts?) but with the sweet goodness of honey in it.

              These foul Wiccans are attempting to subvert God's use of honey to their own worship of Satan.

              Well, it won't work! The Godly in the world can testify to the honey, and the Wiccans are ultimately powerless (just like the dead and rotting lion) to alter God's Holy use of the honey's golden sweetness.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Brother Barnabus
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 388

                #8
                Re: Occultics ruined honey for me!

                How can insect puke have magical powers ...get real... accept Jesus
                Nahum 1:2

                God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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