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  • brother damion
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Dec 2007
    • 11
    #31
    Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

    guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #32
        Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

        Originally posted by imback View Post
        Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
        Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.
        No, they also prevent suffering, as when they're used to shoot jigaboos or Mahommedans or vegans.
        Originally posted by brother damion View Post
        guns dont kill people...APES WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE!!! WOOO BOY!!! LETS GIT THEM BED MOUNTED SHOTGUNS YEEEHAAWWW!!! since yall live in gated communities, why would you need a bed mounted shotgun? id want one too, just in case one of you nutcases totally lost his marbles.
        Praise! Bed-mounted shotguns are such a self-evidently good thing than even this anti-gun liberal extremist wants one!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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