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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Well, our petitioning of Ford and GM for SUV-mounted firepower hasn't seemed to have gotten results, but a little bird has told me that vehicle-mounted torture devices (aka "nonlethal weapons") are going to get a green light soon. I'm gonna be driving GITMO-ON-WHEELS, baby!

    I can't wait until the next loser to cut me off in traffic finds himself on the wrong end of my microwave pain-ray. Or, bloodily burst his eardrums with a " long range acoustic device", as seen in the second minute of this video of Georgia police providing "pain compliance" for a bunch of protesting hippies:

    Wow. I knew Georgia was one of the reddest of the red states, but I had no idea they were quite that Godly. I'm very impressed.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Metal Moses
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2007
        • 55
        #17
        Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

        Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun, and blow off their head, I'll be laughing.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #18
            Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

            Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
            Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun, and blow off their head, I'll be laughing.
            Well now isn't that nice of you to say? Why is it that you kikes are so full of anger and hatred? No wonder the mudslimes are dedicated to wiping you all out....
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6578
                #19
                Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                Originally posted by Metal Moses View Post
                Yup, they are good alright. When your kids get into your room, play with your shotgun...
                Why would our kids want to play with a shotgun? Anything with a range of less than 50 yards does nothing but give you a false sense of security. Our kids play with assault rifles:

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324
                    #20
                    Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                    I was doing some surfing and I ran across this handy little stocking stuffer:
                    http://pillow-pal.net/

                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324
                        #21
                        Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                        here's a heart warming video of a little girl being raised right!
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                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • S-Conscious
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                            Under Investigation
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 12
                            #22
                            Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                            I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD
                            ~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
                            ~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
                            ~~I love you to death~~

                            'Love You to Death' by Kamelot

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #23
                                Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                Originally posted by S-Conscious View Post
                                I'll stick to the good old-fashioned sword and the many knives, thank ya very much. xD
                                This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.

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                                  • The Widow Anna
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 106
                                    #24
                                    Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                    I was looking for a present for some of the menfolk from the congregation and this seems like the perfect thing! However, I wonder if they will make a female friendly version in the future. Since my husband died, I've not had any way to protect myself whilst in bed. So, perhaps a rolling pin holder, or a clothes peg cannon, for female such as myself, who cannot arm themselves with a gun, but need a form of self-defence against invaders, would be suitable?
                                    "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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                                      • S-Conscious
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 12
                                        #25
                                        Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                        This may be a redundant question since you are Dutch but are you gay friend? You can ask Reed Taylor how well swords work against guns.
                                        *laughs* Only my friends, family and I know the answer and it's not what you expect.


                                        Guns are gay, real men carry swords.
                                        ~~I will always be with you, I'm the anchor of your sorrow~~
                                        ~~There's no end to what I'll do, 'cuz I love you~~
                                        ~~I love you to death~~

                                        'Love You to Death' by Kamelot

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                                          • eliot mayfield
                                            God Squad
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 9324
                                            #26
                                            Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                            Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!
                                            Matthew:
                                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                              • imback
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                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 86
                                                #27
                                                Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                Guns are gay? That's the stupidest thing I vever heard!
                                                Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin

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                                                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                    Senior Pastor
                                                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                                    On FIRE for Jesus
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5812
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                                    Originally posted by imback View Post
                                                    Men with guns, especially big ones are obviously compensating for sumthin
                                                    Right, and that "sumthin" would be defencelessness against armed criminals attacking you in the street or invading your home.
                                                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                                                      • eliot mayfield
                                                        God Squad
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 9324
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                                        As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.

                                                        Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)
                                                        Matthew:
                                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                          • imback
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                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 86
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Bed-Mounted Shotguns Are Out!

                                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                            As much as i hate homers like Sigmund freud , even a broken clock is right twice a day.

                                                            Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." ("General Introduction to Psychoanalysis," S. Freud)
                                                            Okay so if you and your kids were staring down the barrel of 10 tanks surrounding you, you and your kids would not be scared at all?
                                                            Guns are pretty stupid they just cause suffering.

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