[James Dewitt]

Re: My Man Cave

Well I for one would rejoice seeing Jo Freddie down on his hands and knees before The Lord. I still say we need to be careful, we have a reputation as fine, upstanding Christian men. Hanging around with some guy in a lacy pirate shirt will make people think we are perverts.

Got it covered, I kept the orange jump suit from my rather unfortunate stay in lockup. The question is who is holding down and who is removing his clothes to put the slammer suit on him? I am thinking you and I can hold him down and we can let Tannor do the rest.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Man Cave

Got it covered, I kept the orange jump suit from my rather unfortunate stay in lockup. The question is who is holding down and who is removing his clothes to put the slammer suit on him? I am thinking you and I can hold him down and we can let Tannor do the rest.

Sure, I know some holds including one we call in Security the Jersey Handshake, Freddie ant going annoyware. We'll have him out of those pirate clothes and into something manly in no time at all.

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: My Man Cave

Sure, I know some holds including one we call in Security the Jersey Handshake, Freddie ant going annoyware. We'll have him out of those pirate clothes and into something manly in no time at all.

He might want you to do that. One never knows with pirates, I would be willing to bet he has spent more than his share of time in the barrel while at sea.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My Man Cave

I doubt if Roger will be there but if he is you need to keep Pasta boy away from Skippy the monkey. People in his area have a long history of monkey abuse and I am not talking about spanking one either!

Yes they hung the monkey from the yardarm.

Firstly they were not from MY neck of the woods Hartlepool is in County Durham, I on the other hand am a Yorkshire man, descended from Northumberland stock, so as a family we have had NOTHING to do with the monkey hangers of Hartlepool.

As for the other comments about my possible attendance, you all seem VERY keen to get me out of my clothes, and YOU cast aspersions on MY sexuality!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: My Man Cave

Firstly they were not from MY neck of the woods Hartlepool is in County Durham, I on the other hand am a Yorkshire man, descended from Northumberland stock, so as a family we have had NOTHING to do with the monkey hangers of Hartlepool.

As for the other comments about my possible attendance, you all seem VERY keen to get me out of my clothes, and YOU cast aspersions on MY sexuality!

You are very defensive when monkey abuse is mentioned, one must wonder, but if your family is a whole 40-50 miles away from where said lynching occurred how could I have thought you or your distant kin would have had anything to do with it.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: My Man Cave

I'm going to be bringing 15 pounds of sausage. You might say this man cave get together is going to be a sausage fest!

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: My Man Cave

WOW! Would I ever love to drink scotch and smoke cigars in that INCREDIBLE space of yours! I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways. That gun room, the cigars, the escape from women...tell me more when you have time!
Mike

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: My Man Cave

WOW! Would I ever love to drink scotch and smoke cigars in that INCREDIBLE space of yours! I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways. That gun room, the cigars, the escape from women...tell me more when you have time!
Mike

I want to learn more about your group too--I just found it and am greatly excited in so many ways.

You have a lot to learn it seems. The first thing you must do is to introduce yourself in the correct forum. Tell us all about yourself, your life with Christ, maybe your favorite verse from The Bible. Then you might mention how you feel about tithing to the church, you know what you can afford etc, everyone would love to learn all about you.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: My Man Cave

Want to be in this man cave to get closer to the manpower of Christ. The owner deserves to be brought some fine, large cigars and the best scotch!!

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Man Cave

I'm going to be bringing 15 pounds of sausage. You might say this man cave get together is going to be a sausage fest!

A most excellent idea, Pastors Levi and Ezekiel do love their sausages. Should I try for some hard buns or do you like soft ones?

Want to be in this man cave to get closer to the manpower of Christ. The owner deserves to be brought some fine, large cigars and the best scotch!!

Sorry friend, the event is for True Christians only. Maybe next time.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My Man Cave

You are very defensive when monkey abuse is mentioned, one must wonder, but if your family is a whole 40-50 miles away from where said lynching occurred how could I have thought you or your distant kin would have had anything to do with it.

If you are looking for someone that is touchy about references to the monkey hangers of Hartlepool you are barking up the wrong tree Beny maybe you should try this one:

I live in Northumbria, and do not have any kind of fixation with monkeys, and even if rumours may have been passed nobody can prove anything anyway so it doesn't matter.

I have visited Hartlepool once or twice a month for the last 2 years because I have family living there, not because of the famous monkey story or because I am obsessed with them in any way, shape or form.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Man Cave

There will be no monkeys allowed in my man cave!
HTannor's monkey, Skippy crapped in my shoe last night.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My Man Cave

There will be no monkeys allowed in my man cave!
HTannor's monkey, Skippy crapped in my shoe last night.

Is that the real reason?
Nothing to do with the possibility that WhinerNotSinner may attend and do something regrettable to it?

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Man Cave

Is that the real reason?
Nothing to do with the possibility that WhinerNotSinner may attend and do something regrettable to it?

What is so hard for you to understand? The monkey took a dump in my shoe thus ruining a $5000 pair of hand made Italian dress shoes. I guess you pirates are used to such things and would most likely continue to wear them, monkey poop and all.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My Man Cave

What is so hard for you to understand? The monkey took a dump in my shoe thus ruining a $5000 pair of hand made Italian dress shoes. I guess you pirates are used to such things and would most likely continue to wear them, monkey poop and all.

Animals tend to drawn to the scent of a place or object to do their toilet, I wonder what is was about your footwear that made skippy think it was the right place to poop.

I have never had an animal feel that my footwear was the right place to use as a toilet, but I think that if one ever did I would as reluctant as yourself regards wearing the said footwear again.