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  • proudhon
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    This thread is wrong. Marijuana makes you awesome.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by JKimmerly View Post
    But I definitely banged you wife after I smoked a huge doobie...
    Internet bravado is one of the saddest things imaginable. Do you feel better after making that repulsive and laughable claim? Do you think you've "won" now?

    I will pray for you my confused, virginal, messican dirt weed friend, but I fear that you are doomed.



    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
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  • JKimmerly
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Yes, but people aren't born gay. There is always a "trigger" that unleashes the gay on someone. Here is an incomplete list of some of the more common ones:

    - drugs (including "maryjane")
    - prostate exams
    - fondling from a catlick priest
    - use of any Apple product
    - driving a front wheel drive car
    - Glee
    - etc. etc.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device
    But I definitely banged you wife after I smoked a huge doobie...

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by JKimmerly View Post
    Marijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.
    Yes, but people aren't born gay. There is always a "trigger" that unleashes the gay on someone. Here is an incomplete list of some of the more common ones:

    - drugs (including "maryjane")
    - prostate exams
    - fondling from a catlick priest
    - use of any Apple product
    - driving a front wheel drive car
    - Glee
    - etc. etc.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • JKimmerly
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Marijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
    I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

    I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
    "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

    "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
    Listen up dope pusher: This is a CHRISTIAN forum, not some chinee opium den! Go peddle your LSD someplace else!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
    I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

    I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
    "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

    "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
    Listen up 'Crack Head'. Take you heroin and pot shooting elsewhere. WE are a clean, pure Godly group and we do not want your drugs here, Louie!

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  • poolshed
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    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

    In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

    In Christ
    I also doubt that you touch either women or men. I am more then sure about the children though

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  • poolshed
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

    In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

    In Christ
    I am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.

    I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
    "...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"

    "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Originally posted by pepolshet View Post
    The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.

    God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)

    The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.
    Where in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?

    In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.

    In Christ

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  • poolshed
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    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
    How about in Galatians 5:17-25?

    5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

    5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

    5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

    5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

    5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

    5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

    5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

    5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

    5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

    5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.


    You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.
    The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.

    God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)

    The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.

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  • wait_what
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    Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
    Also were does it say in the 'bible' that smoking Cannabis is wrong?

    How about in Galatians 5:17-25?

    5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

    5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.

    5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

    5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

    5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

    5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,

    5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

    5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.

    5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.

    5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.


    You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by HAND OF DOG View Post
    Weed is not bad,God put it here,he sent it and Viagra down from heaven.Im hitin a duby right now
    Dear Retard:

    Viagra was created by human ScIeNtists to defy God's Will and allow limp men to procreate.

    And you are so incredibly stupid that you can't even spell "doobie" correctly.

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  • Barack
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
    First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it. But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO. I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.
    bro, I'm not even part of this cult and I think you are high.

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  • Two-Dollar Bill
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
    First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it.
    That is wise.

    Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
    But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO.
    Can't say understand this exactly, your grammar has caught me completely off guard.


    Originally posted by I<3Science View Post
    I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.
    How can someone do something in the past, not do it anymore, and yet still do it? Triple digits means $_ _ _, so, your friend makes less than $1000 a year.

    Honestly, I know you mean well here, but if you want to create a rebuttal and refute what I have said, please put down the joint since all you're doing is enforcing the points I've made.

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