Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
This thread is wrong. Marijuana makes you awesome.
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Originally posted by JKimmerly View PostBut I definitely banged you wife after I smoked a huge doobie...
I will pray for you my confused, virginal, messican dirt weed friend, but I fear that you are doomed.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostYes, but people aren't born gay. There is always a "trigger" that unleashes the gay on someone. Here is an incomplete list of some of the more common ones:
- drugs (including "maryjane")
- prostate exams
- fondling from a catlick priest
- use of any Apple product
- driving a front wheel drive car
- Glee
- etc. etc.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Originally posted by JKimmerly View PostMarijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.
- drugs (including "maryjane")
- prostate exams
- fondling from a catlick priest
- use of any Apple product
- driving a front wheel drive car
- Glee
- etc. etc.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Marijuana doesn't make you gay. Feeling a sexual attraction towards men makes you gay. Try again later.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by pepolshet View PostI am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.
I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
"...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by pepolshet View PostI am staying on topic and marijuanas colas are fruit which can be eaten (but usually smoked) neither Toxicodendron diversilobum or "creosote weed" have fruits and God clearly said that fruits are for humans and leafs are for animals, even assuming they would, I doubt our bodies would react to them positively.
I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
"...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostWhere in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?
In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.
In Christ
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostWhere in the Bible does God say to smoke it? And He made poison oak and creosote weed as well. Why not pack a bowl of these "gifts" and see how it goes?
In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.
In Christ
I think that thanksgiving is misinterpreted and it's meaning is positive reaction from out body.
"...commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)"
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; that which cometh out of the mouth defileth a man." (Mat. 15:11)
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by pepolshet View PostThe hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for people to use with our free will.
God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)
The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.
In any event, this is not a debate forum nor thread. Here we are discussing the gateway to sodomy that is marijuana. Kindly stay on topic.
In Christ
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by wait_what View PostHow about in Galatians 5:17-25?
5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.
5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.
You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.
God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth.…To you it will be for meat." … And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31) The Bible predicts some herb's prohibition. "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times, some shall … speak lies in hypocrisy … commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (Paul: 1 Timothy 4:1-3)
The Bible speaks of a special plant. "I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more." (Ezekiel 34:29) A healing plant. On either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare 12 manner of fruits, and yielding her fruit every month; and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. (Revelations 22:1-2) A gift from God.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by I<3Science View PostAlso were does it say in the 'bible' that smoking Cannabis is wrong?
How about in Galatians 5:17-25?
5:17 For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
5:18 But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
5:22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
5:24 And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts.
5:25 If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.
5:26 Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.
You are not allowed to ask any more questions until you read the Bible from cover to cover.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by HAND OF DOG View PostWeed is not bad,God put it here,he sent it and Viagra down from heaven.Im hitin a duby right now
Viagra was created by human ScIeNtists to defy God's Will and allow limp men to procreate.
And you are so incredibly stupid that you can't even spell "doobie" correctly.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by I<3Science View PostFirst of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it. But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO. I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.
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Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay
Originally posted by I<3Science View PostFirst of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it.
Originally posted by I<3Science View PostBut nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO.
Originally posted by I<3Science View PostI know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.
Honestly, I know you mean well here, but if you want to create a rebuttal and refute what I have said, please put down the joint since all you're doing is enforcing the points I've made.
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