[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

It's true!

I had a friend once who smoked it, he started poking all sorts of things up his bottom.

He started off with a pen, moved onto a cucumber and the last I heard he was accepting full blown marrows.

I was gobsmacked.

Keep up the good work you guys.

You are saving people from a lot of rear discomfort.

Why thank you very much. We do what little we can to keep the children safe from reefer induced queerness.

[mercridi]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Oh, I'm so depressed. Some wack job of a pastor (I shall get my license online too!) gave me an infraction

[Smile1967]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

It's true!

I had a friend once who smoked it, he started poking all sorts of things up his bottom.

He started off with a pen, moved onto a cucumber and the last I heard he was accepting full blown marrows.

I was gobsmacked.

Keep up the good work you guys.

You are saving people from a lot of rear discomfort.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I'm going to quote a something from the bible to you guys. (I'll even use your KJV, even though it was ALTERED by a King (and not the King of Kings))

The King James Bible was commissioned by King James as a translation into English.

He didn't alter anything, tard.

Genesis 1:11-12 - And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Excellent! Then, I take it you will be having a salad made with nightshade leaves seasoned with holly berries. Next, I suppose you'll move onto the wild untested mushroom soup.

That excuse doesn't fly here, stoner.

[mercridi]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Brother - tis indeed incredibly sad. Not only is "Matthew" a flaming homer and smoking the marijuana, from his costume it appears he's also joined the ranks of Jo Freddie and embraced that evil cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You kids stay away from marijuana cigarettes lest you end up "Matthew".

I'm going to quote a something from the bible to you guys. (I'll even use your KJV, even though it was ALTERED by a King (and not the King of Kings))
Genesis 1:11-12 - And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

I noticed that this site is very racist, judgemental, and sexist. I mean really guys, we aren't living in the dark ages anymore. It WILL NOT HURT YOUR MANHOOD to allow women to speak and give their opinions. What happened to the humanitarian Christians that would give you the last of their food, let you sleep in their beds?

Feel blessed you live in America, for in any other country if you said such blasphemous things, you wouldn't survive it.

Another friendly Christian trying to pave the way for a PEACEFUL world, not one full of hate and distrust.

[boltspeedman]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I smoke weed every day, and I've never performed autofellatio nor sodomy.
So that must mean... I'm Jesus! Praise me! Praise your lord!

[John Creeser]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Brother - tis indeed incredibly sad. Not only is "Matthew" a flaming homer and smoking the marijuana, from his costume it appears he's also joined the ranks of Jo Freddie and embraced that evil cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You kids stay away from marijuana cigarettes lest you end up "Matthew".

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Some follow-up, my Brethren in Christ.

Sadly, all of the test subjects that first coveted the backsides of other men after smoking marijuana have been lost to Satan and are now consumed in the filthy lifestyle of the sodomite.

"Matthew" is one of the most heartbreaking examples. Before smoking the Devil's weed he was a fine young man with a bright future. Confident, intelligent and STD free.



Now... well, I believe the photograph speaks for itself. A full blown filthy sissyfag preoccupied with chasing the next available rectum down the city streets. And still toking on the MaryJane. So sad.



Remember my friends it all begins with that first toke. Always avoid this wicked temptation.

In Christ

[Bible Student]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Christian and a legal medical marihuana smoker? This guy right here. Safe to say sodomy is not a side effect of smoking. Explain the pedophile Christian priests who molest little boys without smoking marihuana. Meth is more of a problem than God's own creation. Ted Haggard anyone?

What makes you think those pervert priests don't smoke marijuana?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Christian and a legal medical marihuana smoker? This guy right here. Safe to say sodomy is not a side effect of smoking. Explain the pedophile Christian priests who molest little boys without smoking marihuana. Meth is more of a problem than God's own creation. Ted Haggard anyone?

Hey godmocker; We aren't papists.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[jwhitey]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Christian and a legal medical marihuana smoker? This guy right here. Safe to say sodomy is not a side effect of smoking. Explain the pedophile Christian priests who molest little boys without smoking marihuana. Meth is more of a problem than God's own creation. Ted Haggard anyone?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I will pray for this forum's moderators for they have lost the meaning of love and faith.

Oh, now you got my attention. You are claiming to be a Christian and a pot smoker?

[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I will pray for this forum's moderators for they have lost the meaning of love and faith.

[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I dont understand why I was given an infraction for promoting the abuse of narcotics. There was no opinion in that post. All I did was present a study known to be valid and factual, followed by an argument of mathematical induction. There was no promotion. I did not suggest the use of any illegal narcotic.

[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

We are a faith-based nation. Legalizing marijuana would be like pouring termites into a house. They will eat away at the house and it will crumble.

We are not a nation founded on religion but a nation founded on the FREEDOM OF RELIGION

Turning, then, from this loathsome combination of church and state, and weeping over the follies of our fellow men, who yield themselves the willing dupes and drudges of these mountebanks, I consider reformation and redress as desperate, and abandon them to the Quixotism of more enthusiastic minds.
-- Thomas Jefferson, to Charles Clay, January 29, 1815; Writings, XIV, 232

I am for freedom of religion, and against all maneuvers to bring about a legal ascendency of one sect over another.
-- Thomas Jefferson, to Elbridge Gerry, 1799. ME 10:78