[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

http://thegodlessliberalagendauniversityoflies.com

If you can follow this link you will find a study that was published in The American Journal of Public Health (a highly credible scholarly journal.)

We already have proven that Marijuana has NO affect on morality.

Using Principles of Discrete Mathematics I give you a proof:
marijuana -> sodomy
sodomy -> immoral

by hypothetical syllogism:
marijuana->immoral

but because we know that
marijuana -> ¬(immoral)
¬(immoral) -> ¬(sodomy)

proof by contrapositive that marijuana does not cause stoned sodomy.

Unless you're study can be released and proven valid it will be rejected by the general public and serve as no basis for argument.

[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Show me where I claimed to be Jesus?

But when He returns, He will have some choice words for unrepentant scum such as yourself.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Woof woof.

I didnt say you claimed to be Jesus. Do you claim Jesus to be your role model?

[RepentingSinner]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

also, Brother Porter

You sure know a lot about narcotics and paraphenelia.

God doesn't say not to jump into a woodchipper either, but in your case I doubt He would even notice.

if you dont know anything about narcotics and paraphernalia (that's how you spell it, brother), how are you in any way qualified to do a scientific study on the effects of marijuana to begin with?

please, practice what you preach:

If you have nothing intelligent to contribute, kindly refrain.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Im sorry Brother Harold Porter but that doesnt seem like something Jesus would have said….

Show me where I claimed to be Jesus?

But when He returns, He will have some choice words for unrepentant scum such as yourself.

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Woof woof.

[RepentingSinner]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Uh huh. I bet you would. So you could twist, manipulate and dismiss my work because I am a man of God?
...
In Christ

love thy neighbor, young ignorant heathen....i'm simply another man in search of the true love of our lord, and yet you slander me such?

[GodsGreen]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

You sure know a lot about narcotics and paraphenelia.

God doesn't say not to jump into a woodchipper either, but in your case I doubt He would even notice.

If you have nothing intelligent to contribute, kindly refrain.

Im sorry Brother Harold Porter but that doesnt seem like something Jesus would have said….

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Put it in a stem? You mean bowl. And where does he say not to.

You sure know a lot about narcotics and paraphenelia.

God doesn't say not to jump into a woodchipper either, but in your case I doubt He would even notice.

If you have nothing intelligent to contribute, kindly refrain.

[fortheloveofgo]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

There is nothing to explain. Did God ever say to put it in a stem and smoke it? He made poison oak too. Why don't you pack a bowl of that and see how the experience goes?

Put it in a stem? You mean bowl. And where does he say not to.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

• Genesis 1:11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so."
• Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."
• Genesis 3:18 "... thou shalt eat the herb of the field."
• Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."
• Proverbs 15:17 "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."[24]
• Revelation 22:2 " the river of life proceeded to flow from the throne of God, and on either side of the bank there was the tree of life, and the leaf from that tree is for the healing of the nations"

According to some Rastafari[25] and other scholars, the etymology of the word "cannabis" and similar terms in all the languages of the Near East may be traced to the Hebrew "qaneh bosm" קנה-בשם, which is one of the herbs that God commanded Moses to include in his preparation of sacred anointing perfume in Exodus 30:23; the Hebrew term also appears in Isaiah 43:24; Jeremiah 6:20; Ezekiel 27:19; and Song of Songs 4:14. Deutero-canonical and canonical references to the patriarchs Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Moses "burning incense before the Lord" are also applied, and many Rastas today refer to cannabis by the term "ishence" — a slightly changed form of the English word "incense". It is also said that cannabis was the first plant to grow on King Solomon's grave.


Can you explain this for me? Actually explain it, not just hate monger some more.

There is nothing to explain. Did God ever say to put it in a stem and smoke it? He made poison oak too. Why don't you pack a bowl of that and see how the experience goes?

[fortheloveofgo]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

• Genesis 1:11 "And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so."
• Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."
• Genesis 3:18 "... thou shalt eat the herb of the field."
• Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."
• Proverbs 15:17 "Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith."[24]
• Revelation 22:2 " the river of life proceeded to flow from the throne of God, and on either side of the bank there was the tree of life, and the leaf from that tree is for the healing of the nations"

According to some Rastafari[25] and other scholars, the etymology of the word "cannabis" and similar terms in all the languages of the Near East may be traced to the Hebrew "qaneh bosm" קנה-בשם, which is one of the herbs that God commanded Moses to include in his preparation of sacred anointing perfume in Exodus 30:23; the Hebrew term also appears in Isaiah 43:24; Jeremiah 6:20; Ezekiel 27:19; and Song of Songs 4:14. Deutero-canonical and canonical references to the patriarchs Adam, Noah, Abraham, and Moses "burning incense before the Lord" are also applied, and many Rastas today refer to cannabis by the term "ishence" — a slightly changed form of the English word "incense". It is also said that cannabis was the first plant to grow on King Solomon's grave.


Can you explain this for me? Actually explain it, not just hate monger some more.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Brother Porter,

I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?

Uh huh. I bet you would. So you could twist, manipulate and dismiss my work because I am a man of God? Continue in your gleeful sodomy and advocate for the rectal rape of others?

In any event, the study will be available for sale once the peer review process is completed with my fellow True Scientists™. You will need a Paypal account to purchase.

In Christ

[RepentingSinner]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Brothers in Christ,

It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.

Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?

As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:



It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.

So Brothers, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?

I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.

In Christ!

Brother Porter,

I'd be very excited to read your study on the queer-drug marijuana, where can I access your work?

[Temori]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Was this study in your basement, and was the one preforming autofellatio you?

Citation needed...

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Honestly, the desire stopped once we became sober. I mean at the time, it seemed alright. We were watching Friends (only because I was high) and we were laughing so hard. It was an episode that had a lesbian on it. Ashlynn turned to me and said "Wouldn't it be so cool if we kissed?" I said "Yeah". We leaned forward and kissed for about 10 seconds. We stopped. We looked at each other in the eyes. I felt like I had to go on. So we started making out. She was on the floor and I was on top of her.

But, a little voice inside my head (Jesus) told me it wasn't natural. In fact, I just realized how unnatural the situation was. So I got up and she was all like "What's wrong?" I said I had to go take a walk. After about 15 minutes outside my head cleared and I felt so ashamed and weird. It was like I did something wrong and my body felt so impure but I couldn't wash it off.

I would never, ever have kissed a girl, but because the drugs were controlling my mind, it felt okay at the time. I don't like talking about this because I'm truly sorry for having sinned, but I feel like my testimony can be helpful to young women who are being peer pressured into smoking weed.

Praise Jesus Christ!

We are thinking of starting a "Scared Straight" program to save young ladies from ever experiencing the agony and pain of such a wicked lesbanian experience. A compilation of testimonies from fallen women that have coupled in sin after ingestion of the marijuana.

Would you be willing to describe the sordid experience in detail (not here of course) in order to save others? Perhaps we can meet in my RV when I return to Paluxy,TX for Creation Science research this summer?

May God bless you!

[Jessica4JC]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

What ceased the desire to scissor with another woman in your case? Was it STDs, shame, or the certainty of being smited by God if you continued your reprehensible sin?

Honestly, the desire stopped once we became sober. I mean at the time, it seemed alright. We were watching Friends (only because I was high) and we were laughing so hard. It was an episode that had a lesbian on it. Ashlynn turned to me and said "Wouldn't it be so cool if we kissed?" I said "Yeah". We leaned forward and kissed for about 10 seconds. We stopped. We looked at each other in the eyes. I felt like I had to go on. So we started making out. She was on the floor and I was on top of her.

But, a little voice inside my head (Jesus) told me it wasn't natural. In fact, I just realized how unnatural the situation was. So I got up and she was all like "What's wrong?" I said I had to go take a walk. After about 15 minutes outside my head cleared and I felt so ashamed and weird. It was like I did something wrong and my body felt so impure but I couldn't wash it off.

I would never, ever have kissed a girl, but because the drugs were controlling my mind, it felt okay at the time. I don't like talking about this because I'm truly sorry for having sinned, but I feel like my testimony can be helpful to young women who are being peer pressured into smoking weed.