[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Certainly. Our study is in the preliminary stages of extensive peer review, but I will post the clinical transcripts here when available.

In Christ

[wait_what]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

I've never seen a thread like this before, or anyone say something like that, so I have one question don't flame me by asking this one:

But if it's a plant it grows from the earth, wouldn't have G-D created it? I understand that he can do both good and bad things. But why wouldn't he have made it a bit more hard to obtain like all the other drugs and plants that make like say coffee beans...

So, God created Nutmeg too. Do you smoke that? How about hemlock? He also created black widows.

How about cloves? You smoke those? Tobacco? All these "wonderful" things are not meant to be smoked. He gave us cannabis to make threads from, not to get high. Get it right.

[HAND OF GOD]

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Weed is not bad,God put it here,he sent it and Viagra down from heaven.Im hitin a duby right now

[wait_what]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Weed is not bad,God put it here,he sent it and Viagra down from heaven.Im hitin a duby right now

Obvious by your lack of mastery of the American language. Your location, your post, all of it reeks of reefer that you have been injecting into your rectum like the heathen sodomite AIDS spreader that you are.

[CWCSonichu]

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It pains me every day to see "medical marijuana". That devil's poison couldn't possibly heal anyone, I'm convinced that doctors that allow it are devil worshipers. Tobacky is bad enough but, if you smoke marijuana, you may as well take the lighter you used to light it up and set yourself on fire. Atleast you'll get a taste of what god will do to you for smoking it.

[I<3Science]

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Brothers,

Praise Christ that True Christians™ are never tempted by the Devil's weed!

The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.

The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.

In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.

Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!

Landover university? yeah i'm sure the research from there Stanford would accept, Not!. Where do you come up with this stuff? I know quite a few people who use Marijuana frequently and they surely are not gay, nor have they had one of these overnight experiences you speak of. I hope you guys get used to Marijuana cause i can promise you in 20+ years it will be legalized. Cigarettes are worse, and i bet more than half of you on this forum smoke Cigarettes or dip. Cigarettes have twice the amount of black tar than Marijuana does. Also THC is non-addictive, unlike nicotine. Learn some facts, do some research before ranting ignorantly

[Nobar King]

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I hope you guys get used to Marijuana

First of all, little girl, I'm never touching my lips to that ditchweed.

cause i can promise you in 20+ years it will be legalized.

Second, the reefer is already legal in California and Amsterdamn. I don't think your promise is very solid.

[I<3Science]

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First of all, little girl, I'm never touching my lips to that ditchweed. Second, the reefer is already legal in California and Amsterdamn. I don't think your promise is very solid.

Its not legal for free smoking there smart one. Its for medical uses, with a license prescription. When i say legalized i mean it will be available nation wide. Taxed and sold like cigarettes. And if its so bad, why did this god that created everything create this plant that grows naturally?

[I<3Science]

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Also were does it say in the 'bible' that smoking Cannabis is wrong?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

Where in the Bible does it say not to jump in front of a speeding locomotive? God gave us brains (well some of us anyway) and common sense to know instinctively not to do things that will harm us.

Would you smoke poison oak after watching the effect it has on others? Of course not. So crush your stem pipe and stop smoking weed before you find yourself in the disease and despair of sodomy.

In Christ

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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Dopeheads have to be, HAVE TO BE, the dumbest people on planet earth. They, out of their own free will, spend money on something (that is illegal) that makes them stupid. Then they go out of their way to spend every waking minute of their lives talking about how "awesome" weed is. The typical conversation goes like this:

DH: "Man, they totally have to legalize man, that would be so awesome."
Non-DH: "Yes, it would be so intelligent to have even more idiots around. Imagine how much better things would function if everyone was stupid and constantly incoherent due to the effects of marijuana. I for one would certainly welcome that kind of improvement into my neighborhood."
DH: "Nah, bro, you don't get it man, like you can't be addicted to pot like cigarettes and you don't, like, get in fights like with alcohol, man. It's all about being mellow, man."
Non-DH: "Fantastic. You've sold me on your amazing argumentative skills. Sign me up and send me my free bong so that I can become a self induced retard like yourself."
DH: "Whaa...no man, I'm not retarded. You're not getting it. Like, in the Bible it says that, like, God, he made everything for us to use. And, like, he totally meant like reefer too. Otherwise he wouldn't have made it."
Non-DH: "Alright, cool. Good to know. I think I see your ride for your job at Taco Bell coming. Bye."

Well done kids. I'm sure mom and pops are both very proud of the decisions you've made in your life.

[I<3Science]

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Dopeheads have to be, HAVE TO BE, the dumbest people on planet earth. They, out of their own free will, spend money on something (that is illegal) that makes them stupid. Then they go out of their way to spend every waking minute of their lives talking about how "awesome" weed is. The typical conversation goes like this:

DH: "Man, they totally have to legalize man, that would be so awesome."
Non-DH: "Yes, it would be so intelligent to have even more idiots around. Imagine how much better things would function if everyone was stupid and constantly incoherent due to the effects of marijuana. I for one would certainly welcome that kind of improvement into my neighborhood."
DH: "Nah, bro, you don't get it man, like you can't be addicted to pot like cigarettes and you don't, like, get in fights like with alcohol, man. It's all about being mellow, man."
Non-DH: "Fantastic. You've sold me on your amazing argumentative skills. Sign me up and send me my free bong so that I can become a self induced retard like yourself."
DH: "Whaa...no man, I'm not retarded. You're not getting it. Like, in the Bible it says that, like, God, he made everything for us to use. And, like, he totally meant like reefer too. Otherwise he wouldn't have made it."
Non-DH: "Alright, cool. Good to know. I think I see your ride for your job at Taco Bell coming. Bye."

Well done kids. I'm sure mom and pops are both very proud of the decisions you've made in your life.

First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it. But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO. I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.

[Seth Campbell]

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First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it. But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO. I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.

Oh yeah, I'll believe that a person who smokes weed can have a Phd and makes less than $1,000 a year. That's completely believable. How many times has he been busted? Is he a professional student at Berkley?

I'll admit that most weed smokers I've smelled in my life are in the lower 5 digit income bracket, but if he can make it on $800/year, well good for him. Not quite sure how he supports his habit though.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it.

That is wise.

But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO.

Can't say understand this exactly, your grammar has caught me completely off guard.

I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.

How can someone do something in the past, not do it anymore, and yet still do it? Triple digits means $_ _ _, so, your friend makes less than $1000 a year.

Honestly, I know you mean well here, but if you want to create a rebuttal and refute what I have said, please put down the joint since all you're doing is enforcing the points I've made.

[Barack]

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First of all i don't do drugs, never have and don't plan on it. But nice stereo type of sometimes who smokes LMAO. I know people who smoked before and still do, that are probably working a better job than you, my friend smoked and has a Phd in business&economics and makes triple digits a year.

bro, I'm not even part of this cult and I think you are high.