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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    Here is the other side effect of marijuana.

    Bless you Brother Patriot!

    I see the photos from the clinical study have already been leaked. I needed to get consent from our subject Juan Camacho (pictured) before I could comment.

    As you know, we did exhaustive psychological workups on all subjects before and after the case study. Juan was one of our most complex personalities. He confided before the test that he was an atheist and had sinned when thinking of homosexual encounters in the past. But as with most sane men bound by law, he knew not to cross the line and actually live out his wicked fantasy.

    Marijuana changed this and we are struggling to save his soul before it is too late.

    But before we get to his depravity, it's important to address a few criticisms recently printed in the press.

    First, of course no Christian men were involved in the study as there would be no point. No Christian man entertains homosexual thoughts and would never inhale marijuana, no matter what. Praise Jesus Christ!. To attempt to get a Christian man to participate in such a study would be as futile as attempting to herd cats; won't happen.

    Second, the marijuana was obtained from the Freehold Police Department evidence locker, but only after the potheads arrested within our jurisdiction were convicted. No, we did not "sin" by purchasing "skunk" on the streets. But we were assured by detectives that this was some of the most potent marijuana available.

    Third, yes "Jesus would agree" with our study. If we can save hundreds of thousands of foul sinners before they give their life over to Satan and Sodomy with our proof of "the first step to Hell", He would indeed approve. The alternative is much worse. Millions of drug addicted gays with AIDS that will never bother with His Word.

    Back to Juan. Already entertaining wicked fantasies, he was eager to be the first to ingest THC. After the first "hit", he began gyrating his hips in his chair. After the second, he removed his pants. To make a long story short, it took just three applications of marijuana before he was on the carpet being willfully and repeatedly sodomized by the other subjects, with a smile on his face.

    Juan is one of the few patients that we might lose. While most were remorseful for the daisy chain of sin, Juan insisted on Estrogen therapy and the result is what you see in the photograph. Pray that we can save him with Jesus Christ!

    This is a very dangerous substance, Brothers. We plan phase two of the study next week to prove that unsaved women are just as susceptible to lesbanianism from marijuana as heathen men are to gayness.

    In Christ

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  • TC Patriot
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Here is the other side effect of marijuana.


    As bad as this it is gets WORSE!



    Hellywood Liebrul and pot smoker Jack Nicholson looking for a few "good" men to sodomize!!


    Here is what years of pot use can do!

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by Grapes View Post
    I do not say cannabis and marihuana is without concern for your health, but it does not make you gay - just stoned.
    In your case, marijuana would not make you gay because you are already a flaming bottom queen accustomed to foul sin with strange men every day, sober or under the influence. But our study has proven conclusively that men not already afflicted with gayness will certainly become rectum-ravaging Sodomites under the influence of this foul weed.

    With God's grace, they will repent and their colons will heal. But the AIDS is their punishment from God and they must live the rest of their lives as the walking biohazard that they are.

    You can be saved too if you come to Jesus. You'll always have the AIDS and likely need a permanent colostomy when your rectumosis becomes acute due to the constant abuse, but Jesus will love you anyway.

    In Christ

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  • Gaps
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Edit-- you must be a pretty ugly dude. Myself, I do my best to identify fags and stay away from them; I don't need that kind of attention.
    Well you would most likely turn gay if you met me Its not that hard to identify gays, but keep away frome them is your own choice. Gay may appreciate you kept away frome them.

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  • Gaps
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    Re: Marijuana Makes You Gay

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You're not the only sample in the set. Lots of times you don't realize your friend is a homo and then they use the weed to make it easy to take advantage of you and turn you gay.

    What is good about that?

    Edit-- you must be a pretty ugly dude. Myself, I do my best to identify fags and stay away from them; I don't need that kind of attention.
    You are not seroius Nobar. You just make things up, but its funny though.

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