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  • #46
    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

    You people make me wonder sometimes. How can one hate sex? Its the most beautiful and natural thing in the world, not to mention it feels good.
    Your daughter may have it because you were too much of a jackass too her when she was younger and shes rebelling. and technally, she dose have the right to have that book, if shes over 18 you cant do anything about it.
    Open your mind and heart

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    • #47
      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

      Originally posted by ayerea View Post
      Your daughter may have it because you were too much of a jackass too her when she was younger and shes rebelling. and technally, she dose have the right to have that book, if shes over 18 you cant do anything about it.
      You will show me the respect that I deserve. I am to be adulated for my parenting skills. Throughout my daughter's formative years, I beat her to unconsciousness often, screamed Bible verses at her, and nearly drowned her on more than one occasion. I subjected her to the most stringent forms of punishment imaginable. Why? Because I am a loving father who did not stand idly by while his daughter turned into a whore. Of course, she did become a whore, but demons are obviously responsible for that. I know that Jesus applauded and still applauds my efforts.

      And she may be well over eighteen, but she is still my responsibility. I will never stop trying to beat the whore out of her.

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      • #48
        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

        That is horrid. I cannot believe you think that is love and caring. sorry mate, but that was completely the wrong way to go about making her love the bible.
        I would rebel too.
        Open your mind and heart

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        • #49
          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

          Originally posted by ayerea View Post
          That is horrid. I cannot believe you think that is love and caring. sorry mate, but that was completely the wrong way to go about making her love the bible.
          I would rebel too.
          And I'll bet your father lays on the spankings regularly, doesn't he!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #50
            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

            You must all have really really boring sex lives.

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            • #51
              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
              Naturally I beat my daughter for being in possession of a book that is more than likely the brainchild of Satan himself.

              "What I do in my bedroom is my business, " she screamed. "I'm a married lady."

              "No. You're a married trollop," I retorted. "A married lady lies on her back, with her legs spread at no more than a seventy degree angle, to receive her good husband's member for the purpose of creating more Christians."
              This is disgusting. This is not human behavior. I can't even begin to think of the ways your daughter hates you. This is sick, beyond words.

              You are an appalling father. An appalling human being.

              If there is a god, and there is a hell, you will be dragged through all seven levels of such a place, and burnt in that special way that only a woman... or make that... child beater... burns.

              I have no idea how you sleep at night.

              You are a disgrace.

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              • #52
                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                Originally posted by Samael View Post
                This is disgusting. This is not human behavior. I can't even begin to think of the ways your daughter hates you. This is sick, beyond words.

                You are an appalling father. An appalling human being.

                If there is a god, and there is a hell, you will be dragged through all seven levels of such a place, and burnt in that special way that only a woman... or make that... child beater... burns.

                I have no idea how you sleep at night.

                You are a disgrace.
                May I ask what you are basing this on?

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                • #53
                  Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                  Originally posted by Samael View Post
                  This is disgusting. This is not human behavior. I can't even begin to think of the ways your daughter hates you. This is sick, beyond words.

                  You are an appalling father. An appalling human being.

                  If there is a god, and there is a hell, you will be dragged through all seven levels of such a place, and burnt in that special way that only a woman... or make that... child beater... burns.

                  I have no idea how you sleep at night.

                  You are a disgrace.
                  You are a disgrace and have just earned yourself a nice pile of shiny infraction points for insulting one of GOD'S Favorite Elders.

                  Brother Hatchet will be sitting next to GOD'S right hand in all his GLORY while you are being raped and tortured in HELL by Satan's minions.

                  Enjoy Hell idiot.
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                  • #54
                    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                    May I ask what you are basing this on?
                    Did you even READ my post?
                    And blonde, oh no scary infractions. Do you see me care? I cannot believe you people endorse the beating of women, or any person for that matter.

                    You certainly hold a strange set of moral values.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                      Originally posted by Samael View Post
                      Did you even READ my post?
                      I certainly did. Have you read mine? It is obvious that you haven't. I am a pillar of moral fortitude, a holy beacon for all to follow in these dark times. Only a retard or a Negro would conclude that I am a disgrace.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                        I certainly did. Have you read mine? It is obvious that you haven't. I am a pillar of moral fortitude, a holy beacon for all to follow in these dark times. Only a retard or a Negro would conclude that I am a disgrace.
                        A pillar of moral fortitude? Don't make me laugh. I hope your daughter no longer speaks to you. You are the epitome of a bad father. Nothing drops you further in my eyes than beating your own daughter. You make me feel physically sick, saying <profanity deleted> like what you've said, then trying to claim morality.

                        And I know nothing I can say will change you. But don't worry. Your day of Judgment will come. Whether that be by the hands of some imaginary deity, or by the cold steel of a speeding bus. Either way, I hope it isn't quick.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                          Are you a bus driver? Which one do you drive, the short bus? lol. So are you threatening to run over the old man with it?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                            Originally posted by Samael View Post
                            A pillar of moral fortitude? Don't make me laugh. I hope your daughter no longer speaks to you. You are the epitome of a bad father. Nothing drops you further in my eyes than beating your own daughter. You make me feel physically sick, saying <profanity deleted> like what you've said, then trying to claim morality.

                            And I know nothing I can say will change you. But don't worry. Your day of Judgment will come. Whether that be by the hands of some imaginary deity, or by the cold steel of a speeding bus. Either way, I hope it isn't quick.
                            You have been issued a warning for attempting to murder the good Brother Hatchet.

                            Expect a knock on your door soon from the United States Department of Faith.
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                            • #59
                              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                              actaully, that made me laugh. I drive a Suzuki Van at the moment, the smallest registerable van on the roads. I'm sure if I hit you with it i'd bounce straight off.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                                Originally posted by Samael View Post
                                This is disgusting. This is not human behavior. I can't even begin to think of the ways your daughter hates you. This is sick, beyond words.

                                You are an appalling father. An appalling human being.

                                If there is a god, and there is a hell, you will be dragged through all seven levels of such a place, and burnt in that special way that only a woman... or make that... child beater... burns.

                                I have no idea how you sleep at night.

                                You are a disgrace.
                                I agree.
                                Samael, i like you =]
                                Open your mind and heart

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