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  • tekkra
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 11

    #76
    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    Gentlemen, don't allow your wives to persuade you to "spice things up between the sheets." Here is a list of acceptable positions:

    1. Missionary

    Praise Jesus.
    BWAHAHAHAHHAHA *falls off chair*

    wow you guys must have some really boring sex. No wonder you only do it for procreation.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • May 2026
      • 15118

      #77
      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

      Originally posted by tekkra View Post
      BWAHAHAHAHHAHA *falls off chair*

      wow you guys must have some really boring sex. No wonder you only do it for procreation.
      I can assure you that Brother Hatchet has Sired many a good True Christian(tm) Soldier for the Lord.
      GLORY!!!!

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • tekkra
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2008
        • 11

        #78
        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

        um why is there TM after True Christian? I didn't know these things were trademarked these days...

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • May 2026
          • 15118

          #79
          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

          Originally posted by tekkra View Post
          um why is there TM after True Christian? I didn't know these things were trademarked these days...
          It separates and protects us from the False Christians who read false Bibles. The only true Bible is the King James Version.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • tekkra
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2008
            • 11

            #80
            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

            False Bibles hey. So how exactly is this one the "true" Bible

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #81
              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

              Originally posted by tekkra View Post
              False Bibles hey. So how exactly is this one the "true" Bible
              As given to us through King James by God. Unaltered and as it was meant to be. Not some namby Pamby feelgood version.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • titmeat
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2008
                • 29

                #82
                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                It separates and protects us from the False Christians who read false Bibles. The only true Bible is the King James Version.

                your the false christians you stupid deranged fucks
                its absolutely ridiculous and pretty immature that you say that im trying to pick up gays on your forum ..ive never been gay and never will be personally i think its disgusting ...but its called acceptance ..ie god loves all
                the way i see it ..if you respect me i respect you ..
                you guys disgust me

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2026
                  • 15118

                  #83
                  Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                  Originally posted by titmeat View Post
                  your the false christians you stupid deranged piffles
                  its absolutely ridiculous and pretty immature that you say that im trying to pick up gays on your forum ..ive never been gay and never will be personally i think its disgusting ...but its called acceptance ..ie god loves all
                  the way i see it ..if you respect me i respect you ..
                  you guys disgust me
                  Interesting concept and your points have been noted. Thank you.

                  However, It's clearly written that God doesn't love Sodomites.
                  We are very accepting here in Freehold and will accept any White Heterosexual Republican American into our fold.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • tekkra
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11

                    #84
                    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    As given to us through King James by God. Unaltered and as it was meant to be. Not some namby Pamby feelgood version.
                    Well maybe I've written a Bible that has been given to me through God. If God speaks to me who are you to say that he hasn't.

                    What i believe is God's way may be true. There is no concrete evidence that he has spoken to one person as opposed to another.

                    Why is this Bible the supposed "right" one?

                    I am far more likely to believe that God is accepting of ALL people and created ALL people equally, rather than think that men are the best, and women are scum to be treated like crap.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2026
                      • 15118

                      #85
                      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                      Originally posted by tekkra View Post
                      Well maybe I've written a Bible that has been given to me through God. If God speaks to me who are you to say that he hasn't.

                      What i believe is God's way may be true. There is no concrete evidence that he has spoken to one person as opposed to another.

                      Why is this Bible the supposed "right" one?

                      I am far more likely to believe that God is accepting of ALL people and created ALL people equally, rather than think that men are the best, and women are scum to be treated like crap.
                      Believe what you wish, but we in Freehold beg to differ.

                      It's you that will end up in Hell friend

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • titmeat
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 29

                        #86
                        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                        I am far more likely to believe that God is accepting of ALL people and created ALL people equally, rather than think that men are the best, and women are scum to be treated like crap.

                        AGREED

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                        • dirk_coon
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 10

                          #87
                          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

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                          • HolierThanThou
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 12

                            #88
                            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                            Originally posted by Zeus Rules
                            Oh Lord my sister Talitha you look read y to be seeded in the name of the Holy spirit.
                            I'd SAY!

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                            • makament
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 6

                              #89
                              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              As given to us through King James by God. Unaltered and as it was meant to be. Not some namby Pamby feelgood version.
                              The first version would be God's version, not some subjective re-write tailoring to your sick needs.

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2026
                                • 15118

                                #90
                                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                                Originally posted by makament View Post
                                The first version would be God's version, not some subjective re-write tailoring to your sick needs.
                                We have re-written nothing.
                                It's all there just as God Commanded.

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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