[Marshall]

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That filthy sex manual is a textbook for the damned on how to disappoint Jesus and how NOT to get into Heaven once He kills you.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I agree.
Samael, i like you =]

My thread is not a place for you to hook your next customer. Conduct yourself with a little decorum, you little hussy.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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That filthy sex manual is a textbook for the damned on how to disappoint Jesus and how NOT to get into Heaven once He kills you.

Amen, Brother.

[ayerea]

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My thread is not a place for you to hook your next customer. Conduct yourself with a little decorum, you little hussy.

Who says im hooking up?
saying i like him means i agree with his views, not i want to get it on with him
jeeze.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Who says im hooking up?
saying i like him means i agree with his views, not i want to get it on with him
jeeze.

I didn't say you were "hooking up." I tend not to use the vernacular of teenagers. I said you were trying to hook your next customer.

You were trying to "get it on" with him. You weren't very subtle. Do everyone a favor and close your legs. It will stop you from fornicating and spreading the STDs you carry, as well as spare everyone from the atrocious odor.

[ayerea]

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I didn't say you were "hooking up." I tend not to use the vernacular of teenagers. I said you were trying to hook your next customer.

You were trying to "get it on" with him. You weren't very subtle. Do everyone a favor and close your legs. It will stop you from fornicating and spreading the STDs you carry, as well as spare everyone from the atrocious odor.

First of all. Im a virgin. So i dont have STDs...
second of all, i wont have sex in this body. I refuse to tell theres a vagina down there. Which there isnt sadly =[

[christianpolice]

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"Yesterday I was compelled to rifle through my daughter's dresser drawers--I was surely filled with the Holy Spirit--when I made a revolting discovery. She was in possession of a book entitled The Complete Kama Sutra. I presumed it to be an Indian recipe book. Upon thumbing through its pages, I was assaulted by something even more sickening than Indian cuisine--Indian coitus."

You have got to be one of the most ignorant uneducated people ive ever come across on a forum. Were you home schooled or something?

"Apparently, those dark-skinned, foul-smelling heathens have invented a multitude of ways to copulate. Observe the following picture: I have stretched my imagination to the limit, and I still cannot comprehend how these two can be engaging in intercourse. Shockingly, this picture was among the most reasonable in the book. The Indians are a vile--albeit limber--race. They are obviously in cahoots with Satan to be capable of such contortion."

Apparently your not aware that this is hundreds of years old, and apparently your not aware of anything outside of your own little life. The world is a bigger place than your little redneck town and you are a fool for not opening your mind to other cultures.

"Naturally I beat my daughter for being in possession of a book that is more than likely the brainchild of Satan himself."

See, this is the kind of animalistic barbaric nature I expect from overzealous Christian extremist fundamentalists such as yourself. you weak piece of trash. You just landed yourself in trouble with the police. Im going to track down your details and contact your local police department for charges of domestic violence, assault and battery, along with child abuse if your daughter will testify to being assaulted as a child. people like you need to lern that religion does not over rule the law. You have no right to harm your daughter. You are going to jail for a very long time.

"What I do in my bedroom is my business, " she screamed. "I'm a married lady."

"No. You're a married trollop," I retorted. "A married lady lies on her back, with her legs spread at no more than a seventy degree angle, to receive her good husband's member for the purpose of creating more Christians."

Gentlemen, don't allow your wives to persuade you to "spice things up between the sheets." Here is a list of acceptable positions:

1. Missionary

All I can say to the above is, you are an ignorant fucktard that needs to be beaten to a bloody pulp and in jail that will happen along with you being ass raped. Her life is none of your god damned business. And you along with all these other Christian extremists are no better than Muslim extremist terrorists. They treat women just the way you've described.

You are a weak peice of shit and I hope they catch you.
your a fucking pig.

[The Shovel]

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You will show me the respect that I deserve. I am to be adulated for my parenting skills. Throughout my daughter's formative years, I beat her to unconsciousness often, screamed Bible verses at her, and nearly drowned her on more than one occasion.

Old Man Hatchet, I unlike your good self failed to sufficiently discipline my daughter and now find she is fornicating with uncouth males, she is only 23 and I seek guidance on how to get her back onto the path.

Can you help?

[nightwolf]

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Old Man Hatchet, I unlike your good self failed to sufficiently discipline my daughter and now find she is fornicating with uncouth males, she is only 23 and I seek guidance on how to get her back onto the path.

Can you help?

Smack her with your shovel, that'll fix her.

[makament]

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Ironic that the very system of beliefs you use to elevate yourself above animals is the one that inhibits you from doing just that. Bunch of brain dead zombie rednecks.

[whoreslayer]

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Ironic that the very system of beliefs you use to elevate yourself above animals is the one that inhibits you from doing just that. Bunch of brain dead zombie rednecks.

Agreed there. And i find it funny that they call alot of people child molesters for some sort of half assed insult, yet, christian priests are world renowned for molesting young males.

It's funny down here is Australia, our whole country laughs at America and it's hillbilly, redneck extremist culture. I can assure you, a large portion of Melbourne in Australia is laughing at you all as wel speak, as this forum has hit over 50 forums in Australia, and people are laughing at your sick, disgusting, piss poor excuse for a religion.

I'd much rather burn in hell and be damned to an eternity of torture, than be in "heaven" with all of you weak cunts. You beat women? Gee, that's real tough. I'd love to see you try and beat half the people in Australia, you would be strung up by your yankee, hillbilly toenails and have your throats cut.

God HAHAHAHA, your all gonna be upset when you finally die (and rid the world of your brainwashed carcasses), and you get to the pearly bullshit gates of heaven, and your god that you have never seen in your life, yet lets the world down time after time, tells you to get fucked and sends you to hell.

Us demons will be waiting for you and we will own your weak, child molesting, extremist christian asses.

I can't wait.

[makament]

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Australia number 1! Hi from sydney champ.

[whoreslayer]

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Australia number 1! Hi from sydney champ.

Hey hey from Melbourne mate!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!! OI OI OI!!


Wait hang on, i left something in my trailer home. OH WAIT!! I LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!! Bwahahaha fucking American rednecks.

Jerry Springer is just all acting, but that's how you all look to the rest of the world. Jerry Springer is a legend for exploiting you all and making money of it hahahahahahaha!!

[titmeat]

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Agreed there. And i find it funny that they call alot of people child molesters for some sort of half assed insult, yet, christian priests are world renowned for molesting young males.

It's funny down here is Australia, our whole country laughs at America and it's hillbilly, redneck extremist culture. I can assure you, a large portion of Melbourne in Australia is laughing at you all as wel speak, as this forum has hit over 50 forums in Australia, and people are laughing at your sick, disgusting, piss poor excuse for a religion.

I'd much rather burn in hell and be damned to an eternity of torture, than be in "heaven" with all of you weak cunts. You beat women? Gee, that's real tough. I'd love to see you try and beat half the people in Australia, you would be strung up by your yankee, hillbilly toenails and have your throats cut.

God HAHAHAHA, your all gonna be upset when you finally die (and rid the world of your brainwashed carcasses), and you get to the pearly bullshit gates of heaven, and your god that you have never seen in your life, yet lets the world down time after time, tells you to get piffleed and sends you to hell.

Us demons will be waiting for you and we will own your weak, child molesting, extremist christian asses.

I can't wait.

trust me they wont be going to heaven

[Talitha]

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trust me they wont be going to heaven

Please stop using our Boards as a Homosexual pick-up joint.
If you want to get other Guys I'm sure those showers you use will be the best place.