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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #106
    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

    Originally posted by Rev. Jackson View Post
    I appologise for my infraction againest your almighty guidence. It must have been a spelling mistake.

    Jeebus is only a term. Same as Jesus, it is only the translation. Or do you want to get into a debate about the translations of the bible itself?

    I was not using his name in vane I was declaring his name to a familiar audience so they can be saved in their own vile language. You must save sinners.
    What part of Godless australia are you from? And which false church are you a "reverend" at?

    If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • The Shovel
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 5

      #107
      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What part of Godless australia are you from? And which false church are you a "reverend" at?

      If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.

      People like your good self, do seem to prove that there will never be enough chlorine.

      My question still stands, you claim to love Jesus Christ Our Lord, yet only follow the lords first words. Why are the stories of your Saviour Jesus Christ as told in The Bible V2 not accepted by you as the word of our lord almighty in the same way as the KJ ? I read and grow from the reading from both texts.

      I'm sure the answer is not far from my grasp.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #108
        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

        Originally posted by The Shovel View Post
        People like your good self, do seem to prove that there will never be enough chlorine.

        My question still stands, you claim to love Jesus Christ Our Lord, yet only follow the lords first words. Why are the stories of your Saviour Jesus Christ as told in The Bible V2 not accepted by you as the word of our lord almighty in the same way as the KJ ? I read and grow from the reading from both texts.

        I'm sure the answer is not far from my grasp.
        What on earth are you talking about? There is only one true Bible; the KJV1611 Authorized version.

        And what's with the chlorine remark? Are you that weback who cleans my pool?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • The Shovel
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 5

          #109
          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If you continue to mock Jesus, you will be banned just like your abo buddies.
          But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

          Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

          Are you getting out of your depth?

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #110
            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

            Originally posted by The Shovel View Post
            But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

            Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

            Are you getting out of your depth?
            "Shovel" as in "shovel BS"?

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            • The Shovel
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2008
              • 5

              #111
              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              "Shovel" as in "shovel BS"?

              Name calling is the best you can do ?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #112
                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                Originally posted by The Shovel View Post
                But Jesus doesn't exist in the one true bible.

                Please explain how someone can mock someone who doesn't feature in the only text you follow ?

                Are you getting out of your depth?
                Are on narcotics? Maybe mentally unstable?

                Are you seriously trying to tell us that Jesus Christ, the only begotten son of God, is not mentioned in the Holy KJV1611 Bible?

                To paraphrase Brother BJ; What kind of b.s. are you shoveling?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Skyknight
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6

                  #113
                  Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                  {glares at topic starter} You're sure it wasn't her husband who got the book? Maybe he finds standard missionary to not be sufficiently pleasurable for himself, and/or freely chose to let your daughter enjoy more pleasure (that situation IS arousing for many men; such a man is gratified that he's succeeding in giving his wife pleasure)...And that DOESN'T mean that he has a demon problem, necessarily.

                  {sigh} You make it sound like the Bible runs on an "Everything not compulsory is forbidden" mechanism...But where is the evidence for that?

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #114
                    Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                    Originally posted by Skyknight View Post
                    {glares at topic starter} You're sure it wasn't her husband who got the book? Maybe he finds standard missionary to not be sufficiently pleasurable for himself, and/or freely chose to let your daughter enjoy more pleasure (that situation IS arousing for many men; such a man is gratified that he's succeeding in giving his wife pleasure)...And that DOESN'T mean that he has a demon problem, necessarily.

                    {sigh} You make it sound like the Bible runs on an "Everything not compulsory is forbidden" mechanism...But where is the evidence for that?
                    Were is the evidence for what friend? You have to be specific. Theology is all in the details and there are a lot of details in scripture.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Skyknight
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6

                      #115
                      Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                      ((I think you forgot to include a post edit button...))

                      By the way, Hatchet...After looking at what you did to your children and wife, I have to wonder if you suffer (no pun intended) anyone to strike you in that measure. (I suppose it's that God constantly strikes you...I'm not sure what it would be with; lightning would kill you in short measure...)

                      Do you really think, though, that God would intentionally make humanity so frail that they'd fall into ceaseless corruption without ceaseless beating? Truth be told, it makes God look inept, as though he's incapable of making his creatures sin-resistant from the beginning. What would he have to lose from that?

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                      • Skyknight
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6

                        #116
                        Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                        ((I have a bad feeling the edit button is hiding in plain sight...))

                        Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #117
                          Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                          Originally posted by Skyknight View Post
                          Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.
                          Do you see anywhere in the Bible where God says "Anything I haven't mentioned is allowed." Don't be a fool friend, you're on a slippery slope to hell.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #118
                            Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                            Originally posted by Skyknight View Post
                            Do you really think, though, that God would intentionally make humanity so frail that they'd fall into ceaseless corruption without ceaseless beating? Truth be told, it makes God look inept, as though he's incapable of making his creatures sin-resistant from the beginning. What would he have to lose from that?
                            We were just discussing this friend.

                            You see God is justice. As justice God needs to punish sin. To do that He needs sinners. However He can not just create sinners to punish because that wouldn’t be just. So, in His wisdom and mercy, He creates creatures that are so wicked they deserve to be punished just for the crime of existing. After that all He simply has to do is create of world for these creatures and let them follow their natural evil tendencies. Since giving these evil creatures no chance to redeem themselves is unfair He creates Jesus.

                            So you see His plan is quite competent. You may not like it, but that is because you are an inherently evil human. Take some responsibility for yourself and repent sinner like I did.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #119
                              Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                              Originally posted by Skyknight View Post
                              Evidence that God regards all things not declared compulsory in the Bible as forbidden.
                              Think of it this way. When you're pulling out of a parking lot, you don't always see a stop sign there, do you? Does this mean you can pull directly out into traffic willy nilly? Of course not. It's the same way with the Word of GOD. Just because there isn't a verse that tells us not to fornicate with our siblings while riding a unicycle, that doesn't mean we should.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • Dwayne DeKalb
                                Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 156

                                #120
                                Re: Kama Sutra (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES CONTAINED WITHIN)

                                Hatchet, you are a monster and a disgusting human being!!!!!!

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