[Didymus Much]

Re: How do I start having sons?

...boring deleted because was boring...

I hope there's special employment programs for the extremely boring when you get out of school, or you're going to be SOL (and boring).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How do I start having sons?

I still have managed to find a bammin' slammin' bootylicious ladyfriend

No you didn't. All you actually have is a sticky smelly keyboard.

And it's your own fault. You hate Jesus, so Jesus hates you. It's only fair. Why are you such a horrible person?