[Krinsleth]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I have always wondered if I should have physically disciplined my (now) ex-wife more before she (then) left me.

I think on balance I’m glad I did not as she quickly chose to be attracted to the same sex sexualism in a sexualised sexualistic manner.

As she is now far stronger than any normal man and might take it into her lesbiopath brain to assault me. The mighty muscles of the lesbian have a similar musculoskeletal aspect of a chimpanzee or gorilla (and is often used by atheioevolutistcialim advocates to suggest chimps and people are related).

But just because lesbians are a strong as a gorilla does not mean they ARE gorillas: that’s just common sense.

As I’m now in the beginnings of a romantic relationship with Magda I will not make the same mistakes of the past.

I have developed a scheme I call Proactive Discipline

This time is more considered, loving and reasonable: I shall begin Proactive Discipline by lovingly undermining her self esteem by lovingly criticising her when she felt any sense of pride or accomplishment.

My current research on my soon to be wife, Magda (who used to be my house keeper so is accustomed to servility) has indicated that good phrases for Proactive Discipline are: "yeah, but you could have done better, couldn't you?", "did you actually think that was good enough?", "for God's sake, I'll do it shall I?" and "why are you crying?."

You see what you may notice is that they are all questions that ask her to justify her thoughts and actions. A Biblical(KJV1611) beating does not HAVE to be physical: just effective.

That's right: I encourage her to ALWAYS seek my approval for everything she thinks or does, EVER. A great way to do this is to imply at every turn that she is NOTHING without me and that NOBODY BUT ME will ever like her.

I gently imply that other people see her for the shallow empty thing that she is (using a healthy confirmation bias that low confidence people always have) and that hey talk about her and judge her (I do my best to chose personality traits of hers she feels worst about) behind her back: and they laugh at her.

To reduce the chance of hateful outsiders trying to break up our Christian love match I’m leaving subtle hints that she has started taking antidepressants (citalopram 40mg is a good choice as you can say she has an anxiety disorder and well as depression) were her family and friends might find them.

When I (unfortunately) have to speak to her ghastly Polish family I constantly make good hearted excuses for her being so quiet so as to foster the idea that she is greatly disturbed and they will gradually start to withdraw their friendship and support (remember, no one likes a mentalist) from her and doubtless she will soon realise this and she will feel more isolated and lonely than ever.

From here I fully intend to reinforce the idea that NOBODY LOVES HER LIKE I DO. This is very important: I must become the centre of her entire world (I can't stress this enough, I really can't).

Eventually I predict that she will become dependent on me and any unavoidable bruises can be dealt with by keeping her inside by saying "she's having a bad day, she missed her meds...". This should also endear me to her friends and I can monitor any nosy parkers from sticking their beaks where they are not wanted.

Well, I’m going to see how this pans out.

Prayers would be appreciated.

YIC

Ephesians 5:25-33
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.
Now, when has God spanked you or punched you? If He did not, who are you to hit your wife? her "head"?, you do not even submit to Christ with His methods. If you submitted to Christ, you would ask Him how to "discipline" and He would tell you, but no, you want to take things into your own hands, how disobedient and rebellious!
Now, you are one flesh with your wife, if you hit her make sure to punch yourself as well, so that you can totally be one flesh as God commands.
Jeremiah 31:2-4
3 The Lord hath appeared of old unto me, saying, Yea, I have loved thee with an everlasting love: therefore with lovingkindness have I drawn thee.
Collosians 3:19
19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
Psalm 11:5

The Lord tests the righteous, but his soul hates the wicked and the one who loves violence.






1 Timothy 3:3Not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.






You are disobedient to Christ, repent.

[Krinsleth]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Ephesians 5:25-33
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.
Now, when has God spanked you or punched you? If He did not, who are you to hit your wife? her "head"?, you do not even submit to Christ with His methods. If you submitted to Christ, you would ask Him how to "discipline" and He would tell you, but no, you want to take things into your own hands, how disobedient and rebellious!
Now, you are one flesh with your wife, if you hit her make sure to punch yourself as well, so that you can totally be one flesh as God commands.
Jeremiah 31:2-4
3 The Lord hath appeared of old unto me, saying, Yea, I have loved thee with an everlasting love: therefore with lovingkindness have I drawn thee.
Collosians 3:19
19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
Psalm 11:5

The Lord tests the righteous, but his soul hates the wicked and the one who loves violence.








1 Timothy 3:3

Not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money.

[Krinsleth]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You are a liar, God never spoke to you. I hear God on daily basis and He never would say such a thing, Bible says all liars have their part in the lake of fire. Repent. In case you truly believe it was God, let me show you some scripture of why that voice was not God.1 Peter 3:7 - Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with [them] according to knowledge, giving honor unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.
Ephesians 5:28
28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
I will not tolerate anyone who bashes my Lord's name, that voice you heard of, was of the devil. How do I know? I've heard the voice of the Lord and the voice of deceiving demons, I know how they think and I know how my God thinks.
May the Lord give you discernment to be able to differentiate the voice of God and of the devil as you walk through this path.

[Lucifers_homeboy]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

hahaha your wifes left ya mate and shes took the kids shes gonna be having pumpkin pies with her bairns at her parents house while they sort out a divorce lawyer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

As I’m now in the beginnings of a romantic relationship with Magda I will not make the same mistakes of the past.

I have developed a scheme I call Proactive Discipline

....

Prayers would be appreciated.

Praying!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Dr Niles,


You know I love you deeply, but from one handsome man to another handsome man, are you thinking of your nephew's reaction to this relationship? What if he lies in bed under your careful surveillance, his youthful mind ensnared by the feelings of abandonment he feels each time you and this Magda person embrace in any sort of embracing fashion? Can you live with that, especially in consideration of your profession? You are to heal, not hurt, man!


I'm not calling you selfish, but it just seems to me there are people out here who would be very sad to see you in the arms of a woman. Remember your first wife remains among the living. Don't be an adulterous breeding animal, Lawrence! Think! Think of those who adore you before you make a mistake that might cut you off from the simple pleasures of life.


And whatever you do, don't get any wine.


BrotherLarry

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I have always wondered if I should have physically disciplined my (now) ex-wife more before she (then) left me.

I think on balance I’m glad I did not as she quickly chose to be attracted to the same sex sexualism in a sexualised sexualistic manner.

As she is now far stronger than any normal man and might take it into her lesbiopath brain to assault me. The mighty muscles of the lesbian have a similar musculoskeletal aspect of a chimpanzee or gorilla (and is often used by atheioevolutistcialim advocates to suggest chimps and people are related).

But just because lesbians are a strong as a gorilla does not mean they ARE gorillas: that’s just common sense.

As I’m now in the beginnings of a romantic relationship with Magda I will not make the same mistakes of the past.

I have developed a scheme I call Proactive Discipline

This time is more considered, loving and reasonable: I shall begin Proactive Discipline by lovingly undermining her self esteem by lovingly criticising her when she felt any sense of pride or accomplishment.

My current research on my soon to be wife, Magda (who used to be my house keeper so is accustomed to servility) has indicated that good phrases for Proactive Discipline are: "yeah, but you could have done better, couldn't you?", "did you actually think that was good enough?", "for God's sake, I'll do it shall I?" and "why are you crying?."

You see what you may notice is that they are all questions that ask her to justify her thoughts and actions. A Biblical(KJV1611) beating does not HAVE to be physical: just effective.

That's right: I encourage her to ALWAYS seek my approval for everything she thinks or does, EVER. A great way to do this is to imply at every turn that she is NOTHING without me and that NOBODY BUT ME will ever like her.

I gently imply that other people see her for the shallow empty thing that she is (using a healthy confirmation bias that low confidence people always have) and that hey talk about her and judge her (I do my best to chose personality traits of hers she feels worst about) behind her back: and they laugh at her.

To reduce the chance of hateful outsiders trying to break up our Christian love match I’m leaving subtle hints that she has started taking antidepressants (citalopram 40mg is a good choice as you can say she has an anxiety disorder and well as depression) were her family and friends might find them.

When I (unfortunately) have to speak to her ghastly Polish family I constantly make good hearted excuses for her being so quiet so as to foster the idea that she is greatly disturbed and they will gradually start to withdraw their friendship and support (remember, no one likes a mentalist) from her and doubtless she will soon realise this and she will feel more isolated and lonely than ever.

From here I fully intend to reinforce the idea that NOBODY LOVES HER LIKE I DO. This is very important: I must become the centre of her entire world (I can't stress this enough, I really can't).

Eventually I predict that she will become dependent on me and any unavoidable bruises can be dealt with by keeping her inside by saying "she's having a bad day, she missed her meds...". This should also endear me to her friends and I can monitor any nosy parkers from sticking their beaks where they are not wanted.

Well, I’m going to see how this pans out.

Prayers would be appreciated.

YIC

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

To Arnie, I would definitely be willing to take your son under my wing. I would need you to privately message me pictures of him though to see if he is fit for my needs on my ranch though.

To Diesel, you hit your wife but you haven't really explained why. If it is God's will that you hit your wife then so be it, but if you are hitting your wife to fit in or feel good about yourself, then you have issues my friend.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

AMEN! So did I today!

[Arnie Flenderson]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If I may Dolli, may I drive your son to Crisis Christian Camp personally out in the woods so he can get reformed and right with God again? I promise he will be a good Christian boy. I'm aware of how old he is and how strong he may be, but if he is causing trouble like this and embarrassing you, I want to take it upon myself to drive him to the help he needs. The camp is nowhere that you need to know. Many bad boys and young male adults are sent there to a remote location to have some sense knocked into them by the almighty hands of God himself. I make frequent trips to drop off the troubled youth that cause trouble on my pig ranch when they should be working for me.

I would love it if you could take my disgusting sinner-of-a-son to this camp of yours, it seems wonderful. His name is Isaac Flenderson and since I don't have so much time to devote to his education (as I am busy arming the men of Christ in their struggle against the forces of evil.) he has turned out to be a disgusting little Sodomite brat of a child that needs some disciplining. I'm sure he'll consent as long as I tell him he's going to this "ComicCon" he keeps talking about, or whatever Satanic sect he's joined now. I'm so pleased to find a man like you willing to beat him back onto the right path and make him the God-fearing soldier of Christ he was meant to be!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hesitate as a Mayor in get involved in the personal lives of Freehold citizens.

I do feel some responsibility, however, to at least minimize violence against wives and children. We know this violence can be kept to a minimum by children obeying the parents and wives obeying their husbands. So I encourage wives and children to avoid being injured by taking precautions. Always listen carefully to what is expected of you and follow through accordingly.

I am so grateful you have elected me as your Mayor and hope this bit of advice is helpful.

Very helpful. I feel like today's culture encourages women to seek "equality" and "empowerment," without realizing these are the devil's buzzwords for Sin. A woman's natural place is beside her husband, serving him and supporting him. I can say on behalf of all women that we genuinely, deeply, feel better when we humbly meet our husband's needs, not when seek after our own pleasures of the flesh.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I hesitate as a Mayor in get involved in the personal lives of Freehold citizens.

I do feel some responsibility, however, to at least minimize violence against wives and children. We know this violence can be kept to a minimum by children obeying the parents and wives obeying their husbands. So I encourage wives and children to avoid being injured by taking precautions. Always listen carefully to what is expected of you and follow through accordingly.

I am so grateful you have elected me as your Mayor and hope this bit of advice is helpful.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If I may Dolli, may I drive your son to Crisis Christian Camp personally out in the woods so he can get reformed and right with God again? I promise he will be a good Christian boy. I'm aware of how old he is and how strong he may be, but if he is causing trouble like this and embarrassing you, I want to take it upon myself to drive him to the help he needs. The camp is nowhere that you need to know. Many bad boys and young male adults are sent there to a remote location to have some sense knocked into them by the almighty hands of God himself. I make frequent trips to drop off the troubled youth that cause trouble on my pig ranch when they should be working for me.

[DolliMoans]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Crusher, is that you? You wouldn't happen to be my Crusher, are you? Just what do you think you're doing, trolling God's Favourite Forum, young man?

[BoiCrusher]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Amen Brother, put that *** lame attemts to troll removed *** Hope all this helps.


- Boi Crusher