[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

So how big was this vessel? How did they know that they were getting an even mixture of lets say...Fleas or bedbugs.....how did they know which was male or female.

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives and to be guided by others of a similar ilk.

PS, you forgot about the omission of the dinosaurs in the bible.

Behemoth, dragon, leviathan. Put them in your pet Bible search for lazy people.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You don't really believe in all that shite do you mate? If there was a god then WHY does he let his children suffer at the hands of evil? Where was he when Adolf was on his way to having the blood of 54 million people on his hands.


Why did he let those planes hit the twin towers?

Why is there NO factual proof of Jesus's existance?


Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

To show His Glory! To sanctify True Christians™!

But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
1 Peter 5:10

For it became him, for whom are all things, and by whom are all things, in bringing many sons unto glory, to make the captain of their salvation perfect through sufferings.
Hebrews 2:10


For my name's sake will I defer mine anger, and for my praise will I refrain for thee, that I cut thee not off.
Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction.
For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do it: for how should my name be polluted? and I will not give my glory unto another.
Isaiah 48:9-11

According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.
Ephesians 1:4-6

[proteastantguy]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You did the right thing by beating her up an hunting her all around town. She just needs to know her rights and where she belongs.

[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Are you retarded? Aliens was by all accounts pretty good film, (I've never seen it) but how can a 70s movie compare with the greatest book ever written?

Hint: it can't

Exodus 34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

Jesus told me the Truth!
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Sorry for speaking the truth seems like the god squad are after me

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

Are you retarded? Aliens was by all accounts pretty good film, (I've never seen it) but how can a 70s movie compare with the greatest book ever written?

Hint: it can't

Exodus 34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

Jesus told me the Truth!
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[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

yet another ignorant sinner completely disrespecting the Lord God's love and sacrifice of his own son for us... why is there so much hate in the world?

You don't really believe in all that shite do you mate? If there was a god then WHY does he let his children suffer at the hands of evil? Where was he when Adolf was on his way to having the blood of 54 million people on his hands.


Why did he let those planes hit the twin towers?

Why is there NO factual proof of Jesus's existance?


Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

[SpiritDoctor]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Sorry but what god? I don't believe in stories of fallacy and pure fantasy. When he appears then I may, just may start to believe.

yet another ignorant sinner completely disrespecting the Lord God's love and sacrifice of his own son for us... why is there so much hate in the world?

[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

and you will feel the smack of God's hand across your ignorant face

Sorry but what god? I don't believe in stories of fallacy and pure fantasy. When he appears then I may, just may start to believe.

[SpiritDoctor]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

If you HAVE to beat your wife then you need a good kicking from a fellow man....who can hit back, twice as hard.

and you will feel the smack of God's hand across your ignorant face

[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You make me sick: if I have to beat my wife do you think it brings me comfort? It's one of the hardest things I have to do. But I make that sacrifice so my wife will not go to Hell (that's all the comfort I need, buddy).

I found myself; in Jesus
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If you HAVE to beat your wife then you need a good kicking from a fellow man....who can hit back, twice as hard.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives

You make me sick: if I have to beat my wife do you think it brings me comfort? It's one of the hardest things I have to do. But I make that sacrifice so my wife will not go to Hell (that's all the comfort I need, buddy).

I found myself; in Jesus
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[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Noah took fourteen of each clean animal on (by sevens) and a pair of the unclean animals.

Please do not under-sell the wonder of God's miracles. You really do need to read the Bible. You're making yourself look a bit silly.
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So how big was this vessel? How did they know that they were getting an even mixture of lets say...Fleas or bedbugs.....how did they know which was male or female.

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives and to be guided by others of a similar ilk.

PS, you forgot about the omission of the dinosaurs in the bible.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Noah took fourteen of each clean animal on (by sevens) and a pair of the unclean animals.

Please do not under-sell the wonder of God's miracles. You really do need to read the Bible. You're making yourself look a bit silly.
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[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I assure you that the Bible is perfect.

2 Timothy 16:17
16*All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17*That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
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I thought it had one or fifty flaws in it and find it hard to understand. I started to read it but there was clearly some pages missing as there was no mention of he dinosaurs?

Did Noah really build an ark? If so and he took two of everything along with him then what did he feed to meat eaters on?

How much feed was needed for the herbivores.

Was the woodworm/lice kept in jars?

Who checked the sex of the insects?

What happened to all the freshwater aquatic life once the sea level had risen?

How was lethal creatures dealt with?

How did the hippos and crocodiles get along in the same tin bath?

How were the animal excercised

How bloody big was this Ark?

[Redeemed Papist]

Oh I see, so then the bible is not an accurate portrayal of what actually happened. Sounds like the British press a bit but they are clearly more trustworthy that some of the cranks that post on here on a daily basis.

I assure you that the Bible is perfect.

2 Timothy 16:17
16*All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: 17*That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
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