Neti Pots: Oprah's Devilish Devices

[Old Man Hatchet]

Gentlemen, the Negro talk show host Oprah Winfrey is at it again. She has been advocating "neti pots" on her Satanic program, a detestable contraption that allegedly relieves the symptoms of those who suffer from sinus problems. The neti pot possesses a phallic potrusion, which makes its purpose dubious, to say the least.



Ostensibly, one fills the neti pot with a solution of saline, sticks it into a nostril, tilts the head, and allows the solution to cleanse the nasal cavities.



In reality, it is shoved up the cooter for self-gratification. It's quite simple, gentlemen. If your wife is complaining about sinus problems, she is faking it. Do not be beguiled by her sniffles and red eyes.



She is trying to get her hands on a gadget for her cooter that she won't have to stash away.

Oprah Winfrey is obviously in cahoots with dildo manufacturers to make their egregious gizmos common household items. She would love to make fools out of hundreds of millions of husbands who trust that their wives' neti pots are being used nasally and not vaginally.



Sorry to disappoint you, Oprah. It's not going to happen on Hatchet's watch. Praise Jesus.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Neti Pots: Oprah's Devilish Devices

These work best if you have a rupture in your nasal septum due to coke abuse.

[VictoryOS]

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That truly is disgusting. All the whores and whoremongers must be rejoicing over this product. Satan really has his claws in this harlot Oprah. I suppose this ties in with one of the pornographic books in her book club, doesn't it?

[Deaner]

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Maybe the negros should try putting some brains in that pot and pouring it in. I'm amazed Oprah didn't tell everyone you can wear it around your neck on a gold chain as well.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Nasal sodomy. How disgusting. This is just a way for degenerates to brag "Look at me, I am homer, none of my orifices are innocent" in public. I shudder to think what these horrible people will do with the spouts of these little pots when they are in the privacy of their own home.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Here is a disgusting instructional video which is unquestionably a front for the neti pot's true purpose.

The woman in the video, with her short hair and mannish hands, is clearly a lesbian, which makes me doubly offended.

I call upon all True Christians™ to boycott stores where neti pots are sold and write preachy, tiresome letters to Oprah Winfrey.

[Brother McGregor]

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in the first picture where the woman pretends to use it correctly...from the other nostril gushes something that might be supposed to represent seminal fluids.

One of those subversive and subliminal messages no doubt.

We can be sure the sodomites (also big prancing fans of the negress Oprah) have also marked this item for purchase.

These are the last days...

The signs truly are every where.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I thought it was a tea pot?

[Dr. Zaius]

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The woman in the video, with her short hair and mannish hands, is clearly a lesbian, which makes me doubly offended.

She's wearing a wedding band, TOO!! I wonder what blue state she got that in.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I thought it was a tea pot?

Your naivety is precious, dear Sister, as well as your absent-mindedness. You have wandered into the Men's Only Forum again. The topics contained herein--particularly this one--are not fit for pristine women such as you.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The origins of the Neti Pot date back thousands of years and can be traced to that vile, filthy, contemptible, and squalor ridden country India. It comes from what are known as the "cleansing rituals" of yoga. These same Indians also engage in another "cleansing" practice where they suck up the disease-ridden waters of the Ganges River into their rectums in a process known as Reverse Peristalsis.

From promoting mooselimb presidential candidates ("Oprabomination") to neti pots, it seems that a few pedophile cathylick priests may have become the least of the problems facing our nation.

Now you will have to excuse me, but I have suddenly become rather ill.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Neti Pots: Oprah's Devilish Devices

These same Indians also engage in another "cleansing" practice where they suck up the disease-ridden waters of the Ganges River into their rectums in a process known as Reverse Peristalsis.

Brother, I believe reverse peristalsis is the very reason why I cannot understand a single word Indian customer service representatives speak. Their grating, buffoonish accents may also have something to do with it.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Brother, I believe reverse peristalsis is the very reason why I cannot understand a single word Indian customer service representatives speak. Their grating, buffoonish accents may also have something to do with it.

Amen Brother Hatchet! I myself have had the same problem - and when they come on the phone with their upper caste arrogance and announce that their name is "Jim", I am driven to proclaim that my name is "Prakesh Gupta".

After years of blowing up each other's temples and mosques, India and Pakistan now have nuclear weapons (that I am convinced was achieved by adapting reverse peristalsis to the uranium-enrichment process - which they have allegedly been selling to the Iranians). While I once thought that most of the under-developed world was better off under colonial rule, I now see the hand of our Lord in the British withdrawal. It is only a matter of time until this region will be sanitized by a nuclear exchange.