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I've lost track of the number of times I've listened to women complain that men are always looking at their boobs whilst talking to them, turning them into "sex" objects, and having to sleep with men just to get us to talk to them. Meanwhile, the life expectancy of women has been longer than men for at least the last century.
Now there is some research from Germany that establishes that what men have been doing naturally may be in their best interest. While I'm justifiably suspicious of "scientists", and would like to see some replication and confirmation of the results, additional government research funding, and a UN Intergovernmental Panel convened, I think the study may have some merit. There is no logical reason why Jesus would make women live longer than men, especially since they were originally made from our spare parts. Women's attempts to take away our rights to oogle and stare at their body parts is a conspiracy to make us die sooner so that they inherit our property, stocks and bonds in an effort to control the wealth and power of our Christian nation.
Now there is some research from Germany that establishes that what men have been doing naturally may be in their best interest. While I'm justifiably suspicious of "scientists", and would like to see some replication and confirmation of the results, additional government research funding, and a UN Intergovernmental Panel convened, I think the study may have some merit. There is no logical reason why Jesus would make women live longer than men, especially since they were originally made from our spare parts. Women's attempts to take away our rights to oogle and stare at their body parts is a conspiracy to make us die sooner so that they inherit our property, stocks and bonds in an effort to control the wealth and power of our Christian nation.
Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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