[KittyKat]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Was it a watermelon?

YiC, DUH

Oh no, im not a fan of watermelons, i dont like the seeds, it was a bag of potatoes and carrots

[Dan U. Holier]

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Oh no, im not a fan of watermelons, i dont like the seeds, it was a bag of potatoes and carrots

Oh my God, you poor creature, being sodomized by… a whole bag? I guess you are lost for men now; for what I heard “once you go bag, you never get back”.

YiC, DUH

[KittyKat]

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Oh my God, you poor creature, being sodomized by… a whole bag? I guess you are lost for men now; for what I heard “once you go bag, you never get back”.

YiC, DUH

haha, dont worry, the whole bag did not penetrate anything it just tickled me there

[Dan U. Holier]

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haha, dont worry, the whole bag did not penetrate anything it just tickled me there

"Haha"? What’s funny here? This is a serious issue, a matter of great concern for many True Christians™!!!

Anyway, I’m glad that you have – against a vicious assault – preserved either your virginity or loyalty to your God-given husband.

Shout GLORY!

[Bobby-Joe]

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haha, dont worry, the whole bag did not penetrate anything it just tickled me there

So what - carrots and potatoes are the ovaries of those two plants. Again, fruit, not vegetable. You orally sodomized those to plants!

Pastor Zeke has warned us TRUE Christians(tm) about this time and time again. As Zeke says "eat the meat".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So what - carrots and potatoes are the ovaries of those two plants. Again, fruit, not vegetable. You orally sodomized those to plants!

Pastor Zeke has warned us TRUE Christians™ about this time and time again. As Zeke says "eat the meat".

Eat the meat!

[Bible Student]

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Mean while Brother Trent's point still stand; there are NO such thing as vegetables in The Bible so tomatoes are fruit that pretend to be vegetables. Vegetable is basically the meat of the plant, fruit is the reproductive organ. Any reasonable person would agree under that definition a tomato is a fruit since we can't eat tomato leaves.

The only reason tomatoes are stealth fruit is to hide they are plant ovary. This is because the radical homosexual left wants to use tomatoes for surrogate oral rape in an attempt to turn every man in the country GAY!

Eat a cherry tomato and its only a matter of time before you are sucking on a tallywacker in a highway rest stop.

Brother Bobby-Joe, we have to be very careful when saying there are no vegetables mentioned in the Bible. I offer this verse for your consideration:

Daniel 1:12 -- Proue thy seruants, I beseech thee, ten dayes, and let them giue pulse to eat, and water to drinke.

The word "pulse" is a plural word meaning vegetables. It is true that technically the word vegetable does not appear in the 1611 King James Bible but for those who are not steeped in matters biblical as I am, many who read other false translations will come across the word vegetables about 10 times counting both the Old and the New Testaments. Some of them translate herbs as vegetables.

You might remember that the word 'vegetable' was first used in that form and sense by John Milton in Paradise Lost which was published circa 1667, more than 50 years after the 1611 King James Bible. I'm pretty sure that word would have been used if it had existed then. And it seems that God only works with words that already exist when he is writing His Holy Words be it in Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, Latin or His favorite language American.

Now while there are two verses in the Bible that have words that connote the word vegetable (one in the Old Testament and one in the New) in a positive sense, the other 8 times show those things to be evil.

[Bible Student]

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haha, dont worry, the whole bag did not penetrate anything it just tickled me there

Miss Kitty, careful! Besides wandering inadvertently into the Men Only forum, you are getting dangerously close to inciting lustful thoughts in excitable young boys. You should avoid all mention of anything that "just tickled me there." If that is the way you behave on the train, it is no wonder that lecherous old men were groping you, modest clothes or not.

[Brother Eli]

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I must warn any of you True Christians who are unfortunate enough to have to send your children to any of those ungodly public schools that I have witnessed the most unholy of vegetables the cucumber being served to innocent children as part of a ''hellthy'' lunch. It is something which disgusts and appals me. I have insisted many times that this perverse practice be stopped only to have my views and beliefs mocked.

"Both thorn and thistles it should bring forth, for us. For out of the ground we were taken for the dust we are, and to the dust we shall return."

[Isaac Fisher]

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I must warn any of you True Christians who are unfortunate enough to have to send your children to any of those ungodly public schools that I have witnessed the most unholy of vegetables the cucumber being served to innocent children as part of a ''hellthy'' lunch. It is something which disgusts and appals me. I have insisted many times that this perverse practice be stopped only to have my views and beliefs mocked.

"Both thorn and thistles it should bring forth, for us. For out of the ground we were taken for the dust we are, and to the dust we shall return."

Please, introduce yourself on the introduction forum.

[godskatie]

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Tomatoes are an abomination to God! I think they should be outlawed so that young men never have to be raped by their juices again. I think anyone who eats a tomato after reader his heartfelt, tragic story will be damned to hell!

[salacious]

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ahh it is this thread specifically why i now know why borat went to america and made fools of you all.. tomatoes are ejaculations in your mouth? how would you know what it is to have semen in your mouth, how would you know what it resembles, you obviously think about it alot, your mind is shrouded by homosexual thoughts. why dont you starve yourself to death because everything you eat could be referred to a sexual act.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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ahh it is this thread specifically why i now know why borat went to america and made fools of you all.. tomatoes are ejaculations in your mouth? how would you know what it is to have semen in your mouth, how would you know what it resembles, you obviously think about it alot, your mind is shrouded by homosexual thoughts. why dont you starve yourself to death because everything you eat could be referred to a sexual act.

Many of us here are ex-queers.

I turned to the homosexual deathstyle for approximately 2 years after a prostate exam that went horribly, horribly wrong, so yes, I do know what it fees like to have a mouthful of semen, thank you very much.

Once I allowed Our Lord Jesus Christ to fill me with his warm SPIRITUAL love instead of some anonymous "bear" or "twink" filling with with their warm PHYSICAL love, my life became a million times better.



I hope this clears things up for you.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[salacious]

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Many of us here are ex-queers.

I turned to the homosexual deathstyle for approximately 2 years after a prostate exam that went horribly, horribly wrong, so yes, I do know what it fees like to have a mouthful of semen, thank you very much.

Once I allowed Our Lord Jesus Christ to fill me with his warm SPIRITUAL love instead of some anonymous "bear" or "twink" filling with with their warm PHYSICAL love, my life became a million times better.



I hope this clears things up for you.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

errr you lot make me sick bloody queers?!!!! you should be burned now, its the only way you can be purified, as a christian community you allow queers, now i know you lot are gay lol, a gay man tried to enter a mosque, he wanted to convert to islam, they dealt with him promptly by penetrating him with heavy stones!! the same should be done unto you!! sickening vile creatures!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** piss-poor reading comprehension ***

EX-queer.



Is English your second (or third) language?