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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #16
    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    Private Message
    You want me to rebuke you by private message? What kind of sick come-on is this?

    You must be one of the bisexual demons I've read about!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Princess001
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2011
        • 131
        #17
        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        You want me to rebuke you by private message? What kind of sick come-on is this?

        You must be one of the bisexual demons I've read about!
        No, I was saying Pastor summoned me by private message. I am most certainly not a bi sexual

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063
            #18
            Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
            no real sex was happening
            Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart

            Proverbs 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief

            Please, please stop thinking about women.
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449
                #19
                Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                No, I was saying Pastor summoned me by private message.
                You do know it's pretty bad form to disclose the contents of a Private Message, don't you?

                Oh well, I guess we'll let Pastor Ezekiel deal with you.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #20
                    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                    No, I was saying Pastor summoned me by private message. I am most certainly not a bi sexual
                    I see. So you've given yourself 100% over to same-sex lusts.

                    But don't worry, if you repent, Jesus can help you overcome your obsessions with eating ditzygurl's 'pie' and getting into Carrie Prejean's jeans.

                    Some day, you could aspire to be asexual aside from reproductive sex with your husband. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337
                        #21
                        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        I see. So you've given yourself 100% over to same-sex lusts.

                        But don't worry, if you repent, Jesus can help you overcome your obsessions with eating ditzygurl's 'pie' and getting into Carrie Prejean's jeans.

                        Some day, you could aspire to be asexual aside from reproductive sex with your husband. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
                        Rev., I am particularly concerned that not only is the young harlot having sex with the wrong gender, but the sex is also unauthorized, being out of wedlock. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if she was having sex THE WRONG WAY, if you know what I mean.

                        The mere fact that nature does not provide a pair of lesbians with a phallus between them should not be taken to mean they are not insinuating male idols into their buttcheeks. Consider first of all that lesbians all want to be men. Then consider that they have no consideration for the laws of nature or Nature's God.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Princess001
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 131
                            #22
                            Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            I see. So you've given yourself 100% over to same-sex lusts.

                            But don't worry, if you repent, Jesus can help you overcome your obsessions with eating ditzygurl's 'pie' and getting into Carrie Prejean's jeans.

                            Some day, you could aspire to be asexual aside from reproductive sex with your husband. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
                            No, I'm just not going to have pre marital sex. Two girls really cant even have sex because it's not possible!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #23
                                Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                No, I'm just not going to have pre marital sex. Two girls really cant even have sex because it's not possible!
                                They can't get married, either, but apparently that won't stop you from trying to get sodomarried!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Princess001
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Nov 2011
                                    • 131
                                    #24
                                    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    They can't get married, either, but apparently that won't stop you from trying to get sodomarried!
                                    Id never want to marry a woman!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #25
                                        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                        Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                        See, a while ago I was having these dreams about this celebrity girl they weren't sex dreams because no real sex was happening, I confessed them to Pastor and he said I wasn't a lesbian...he suggested that I find a not in a gay way a girlfriend so I could excersise these thoughts to make sure to stop the dreams. As you can see its a misunderstanding and im straight
                                        You've been telling me all of your repulsive lezbean exploits! Share them with the Brothers here! Tell everyone about the hours you've spent on your knees, slurping and slobbering on wetback cooter! Confess! CONFESS!!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Princess001
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Nov 2011
                                            • 131
                                            #26
                                            Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            You've been telling me all of your repulsive lezbean exploits! Share them with the Brothers here! Tell everyone about the hours you've spent on your knees, slurping and slobbering on wetback cooter! Confess! CONFESS!!
                                            You mean, like recap everytime or summarize? I'm really not queer!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78555
                                                #27
                                                Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                                Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                                You mean, like recap everytime or summarize? I'm really not queer!
                                                Details, harlot! Each and every incidence of rugmunching! We want to know about the first time it happened. Start from the beginning, and don't leave anything out. Go slow....
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Princess001
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Nov 2011
                                                    • 131
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Details, harlot! Each and every incidence of rugmunching! We want to know about the first time it happened. Start from the beginning, and don't leave anything out. Go slow....
                                                    Pastor really I dont know where to start

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                                                      • Princess001
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Nov 2011
                                                        • 131
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                                        So I didn't do it because I wanted to, I did it to stop the dreams! And the only reason It was with a hispanic girl was because I needed a girl like the one in my dreams.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78555
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                                            Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                                            Pastor really I dont know where to start
                                                            Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                                                            So I didn't do it because I wanted to, I did it to stop the dreams! And the only reason It was with a hispanic girl was because I needed a girl like the one in my dreams.

                                                            Yes, yes....Tell us how it started the first time!
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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