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  • #61
    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    And when did she start commanding you to orally service her friends? And what race are these friends?

    Don't make me squeeze every drop out of you. TELL YOUR STORY girl! Confess to the Lord!

    You sick bastard. This website is awful and if god were real all of you would be damned. You're a sick pastor trying to get details so you can masturbate to the thought of this pretty girl eating out another chick. Scum bag!

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    • #62
      Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

      Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

      Princess, so... how did the back taste?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #63
        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        And when did she start commanding you to orally service her friends? And what race are these friends?

        Don't make me squeeze every drop out of you. TELL YOUR STORY girl! Confess to the Lord!
        I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


        I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
          I was talking about the front
          Pay no attention to the hate monger. Please continue: my wife is reading so she noes exactly what not to do.
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #65
            Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

            Princess, so... how did the back taste?
            It didn't really taste. I only did it because she told me to.

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            • #66
              Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

              Princess, so... how did the back taste?
              I have a filthy mind, and you're asking her how this girls rear end tasted? Something seems wrong to me. How would you know how deep the sin is? Isn't it for God to judge? I thought there was something about Christians shouldn't judge for you will be judged as well? Let god decide how deep her sin was, rather than getting out all these unnecessary details.

              You sicken me, mister. Be a better person, and leave this girl alone.

              Also, I can interrupt if I like. Yes, yes I can.
              Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 02-05-2012, 05:57 PM. Reason: No, you can't.

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              • #67
                Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                Originally posted by Deathwish666 View Post
                I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


                I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.
                Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.

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                • #68
                  Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                  Originally posted by Deathwish666 View Post
                  I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


                  I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.
                  That's odd. You see, we are here to praise God for providing us with His word on how to behave.

                  Being a filthy rugmuncher is manifestly against God's will. It is vitally important that we save this poor girl's soul by getting her to pray the gay away and be straight for Jesus.

                  Your attempts to lead her away from righteousness by confusing her poor female mind are the work of Satan and I rebuke you as a false prophet.
                  Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #69
                    Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                    Originally posted by Deathwish666 View Post
                    I thought there was something about Christians shouldn't judge for you will be judged as well?
                    May I suggest to stop thinking and start reading the Bible?

                    John 7:24
                    Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


                    God tells us to judge. And we are not judging Princess on her appearance.

                    You sicken me, mister. Be a better person, and leave this girl alone.
                    Sure pal. Some other things I should watch out for on your forum? Oh... wait...

                    Also, I can interrupt if I like. Yes, yes I can.
                    We'll see about that...

                    Anyway, no taste. Interesting.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                      Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.
                      You poor, poor girl.

                      My wife and I are thinking of you.
                      Posted via Mobile Device
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #71
                        Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                        Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                        Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.
                        It's time to let Jesus' love wash over you, girl and go to your father for a sound and much deserved beating.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • #72
                          Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                          Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
                          I only did it because she told me to.
                          That was not the question. Which had she done more recently: defecated or showered? Could you see evidence of previous violations?

                          The only thing worse than anal sex is having it with your face.

                          It seems like this would be the easiest sin to avoid. People who eat eachother's butts must be so jaded.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #73
                            Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                            I'd like to know if there was actual slurping involved.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #74
                              Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              That was not the question. Which had she done more recently: defecated or showered? Could you see evidence of previous violations?

                              The only thing worse than anal sex is having it with your face.

                              It seems like this would be the easiest sin to avoid. People who eat eachother's butts must be so jaded.
                              We only did oral sodomy in the shower

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                              • #75
                                Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I'd like to know if there was actual slurping involved.
                                Is it me Pastor, or is she dodging questions here? Also note that there is no information forthcoming about dirty pillow fondling. I'm not sure we are hearing the whole truth here.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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