[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

I REBUKE YOU, WOMAN!

The only thing you need to know about tallywackers is that they are a part of your womanly duties. You're not even supposed to BE in this section of the forums! Also, you call yourself hateful, a feminazi, and a witch! I REBUKE YOU THREE MORE TIMES, AND AGAIN FOR BEING PROUD OF YOUR SINS!

That was not what I originally posted - your mods changed my post.
I said that the only reason to circumcize was if there was a medical problem such as phimosis. Otherwise, leave the penis intact.

Brother Rodimer,

Rest very assured I have no interest in young boys but to see them on the right hand of GOD ALMIGHTY in the Kingdom of Heaven. I haven't enjoyed seeing naked people since the day I was saved.

Not even your wife?

But because I myself want to stroll the streets of gold with our Savior and talk about the people we never really liked back on Earth, I will allow you to look for any signs of uncleanliness there might be in my Godly mind.

Well, my first instinct was to rebuke them sharply for being naked in front of each other and for splashing around in what was obviously very cold water. They could catch a terrible cold!

Then I saw that the heathen wasn't even circumcised, and I remembered what Matthew said about not letting uncircumcised people be around you.

I started to open my mouth wide to do the LORD's will, when I realized I wasn't sure what he was exactly telling me to do, so I had to stop and listen. GOD warned me that because this little injun brat is new to the group, I shouldn't scare him and send him back to tell his parents and have them come scalp me, or sue me for a bunch of money so they can open their own casino. He has enlightened me that, instead, I should corner him in front of all the boys back at church and find out if he's some kind of homo-pervert, and then lead him to CHRIST, no matter how long it takes, GLORY TO GOD AND AMEN!

Thank you, Brothers in Christ!

I don't think that's what Jesus would have done.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

I don't think that's what Jesus would have done.

Like you would know anything about Jesus.

[Bob4God]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Well, Lumpy, it still stands that tallywackers are a part of your womanly duties, regardless of their appearance.

I've been married to my lovely wife for six years, and even though it's Biblically okay to see her naked, I prefer to turn out all the lights before any kind of "activities." My parents' protective words still ring in my ears, "If you so much as imagine somebody who is not your wife naked, JESUS will send angels to come and poke out your eyes!"

GLORY TO GOD, AND BLESS THEIR SOULS FOR SAVING ME FROM SUCH LURID TEMPTATIONS OF THE FLESH!

Oh, and what is it that YOU think JESUS would've done?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Well, Lumpy, it still stands that tallywackers are a part of your womanly duties, regardless of their appearance.

I have no "womanly duties." I make love with my husband because I want to, not because I have to. It is a joy, not an obligation.

I've been married to my lovely wife for six years, and even though it's Biblically okay to see her naked, I prefer to turn out all the lights before any kind of "activities." My parents' protective words still ring in my ears, "If you so much as imagine somebody who is not your wife naked, JESUS will send angels to come and poke out your eyes!"

Why would you imagine another woman while looking at your wife?
And angels will NOT poke out your eyes for imagining, or even actually seeing naked people.

GLORY TO GOD, AND BLESS THEIR SOULS FOR SAVING ME FROM SUCH LURID TEMPTATIONS OF THE FLESH!

Oh, and what is it that YOU think JESUS would've done?

I don't think Jesus would have been upset about a group of boys having a swim. Having grown up in a hot, dry climate, he might have even welcomed the chance to join them for a dip.

[Bob4God]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

I don't think Jesus would have been upset about a group of boys having a swim. Having grown up in a hot, dry climate, he might have even welcomed the chance to join them for a dip.

Naked?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Naked?

Of course - you can't swim in a water-logged robe.

[Bob4God]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Lumpy, as our own Pastor Deacon Fred stated in his spring break sermon, "He [JESUS] doesn't like to flop about, displaying his enormous dangling holy parts in public"

Quite obviously the boys we're talking about didn't have the same since of modesty and shame concerning their "floppy parts," for which they have now been rebuked for displaying to each other.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Of course - you can't swim in a water-logged robe.

So now you're saying Jesus is a pedophile?

He said:

Matthew 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

He did not say:

Lumpy's Book of Perversions 23:9
"Bind the little children, and lubricate them well, so I may go in unto them: for this is how they shall serve Me in Heaven."

Your vile ideas make me ill, Lumpy.

Neither Jesus nor our friend Bob4God is a disgusting, sex-crazed monster like you!

[SUV]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Seeing the 'headline' of this post so disgusted and dismayed me; imagine - a Boy without a Circie! - that I read nothing and jumped Straight to the end in order to say: JUST DO IT!!!

For God's Sake. You'll thank yourself in the morning. Or maybe a few mornings. After the Pain and Bleeding stop

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

So now you're saying Jesus is a pedophile?

He said:

Matthew 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

He did not say:

Lumpy's Book of Perversions 23:9
"Bind the little children, and lubricate them well, so I may go in unto them: for this is how they shall serve Me in Heaven."

Your vile ideas make me ill, Lumpy.

Neither Jesus nor our friend Bob4God is a disgusting, sex-crazed monster like you!

I never accused Jesus of pedophilia. I do have my suspicions about Bobbing4Gonads.

Nudity does not, in and of itself, indicate a desire for, or constitute an invitation to sex. Sometimes it's just a way to keep your clothes dry.

[Bob4God]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Ordinarily, Lumpy, I would be offended at anybody suggesting that I have even a remote interest in any kind of relationship with anybody but my own wife. But considering that you're an unsaved woman with a twisted, liberal outlook on life who thinks that JESUS would enjoy skinny dipping, I find your accusations toothless and petty.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

Ordinarily, Lumpy, I would be offended at anybody suggesting that I have even a remote interest in any kind of relationship with anybody but my own wife. But considering that you're an unsaved woman with a twisted, liberal outlook on life who thinks that JESUS would enjoy skinny dipping, I find your accusations toothless and petty.

You're new to Jesus Brother Bob but clearly the Lord is with in you. I am glad that Feminazis attempt to lure you into cyber sex over her child rape fantasies hasn't worked.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

You're new to Jesus Brother Bob but clearly the Lord is with in you. I am glad that Feminazis attempt to lure you into cyber sex over her child rape fantasies hasn't worked.

What are you talking about? I have never att4empted to seduce anyone at LBC and I do not have rape fantasies.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

What are you talking about? I have never att4empted to seduce anyone at LBC and I do not have rape fantasies.

You're a feminist and a liberal, right? That means you would love nothing more than to have your own "special surprise" and assault every man you know in your life. Your' posts on this forum show you are clearly obsessed with that disgusting fantasy.

Jesus weeps friend when He things of you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Advice Needed! Uncircumcised boy in my Youth Group!

You're a feminist and a liberal, right?

I'm a feminist and a moderate, actually.

That means you would love nothing more than to have your own "special surprise" and assault every man you know in your life. Your' posts on this forum show you are clearly obsessed with that disgusting fantasy.

I have no desire to assault anyone.

Jesus weeps friend when He things of you.

Jesus has been dead for 2000+ years. You'd think he'd be over the crying by now.