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  • #1

    Don't shake your weiner too much!

    We all know that you need to drain your trouser snake after taking a wee but if you spend too much time doing IT then you might be gay.

    You Must Resist Satan's Urge To Pleasure Yourself.

    Don't play with IT.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: homosexual risk threat matrix
  • #2
    Re: Don't shake your weiner too much!

    What's the point of shaking it at all? However much you jump and dance, the last two drops go in your pants. That's a Theoscientific Fact™! But I think any more than two shakes puts you at a 4 on the Kinsey Scale.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • #3
      Re: Don't shake your weiner too much!

      How the piffle that makes you gay? I believe that you are just retarded mormon.

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      • #4
        Re: Don't shake your weiner too much!

        Originally posted by Matafakin' Ateist View Post
        How the piffle that makes you gay? I believe that you are just retarded mormon.
        Uh, no we are not mormons. Kindly refrain from offensive terms like "mormon", "negro-worshipper", "femi-nazi" or better yet, read what's actually in the Bible rather than what you think is in there.
        1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

        The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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        • #5
          Re: Don't shake your weiner too much!

          Every time a man touches his wiener he risks turning gay. The chances multiply every time you shake it. This is why I never handle my own equipment. This is why God created Mexicans.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • #6
            Re: Don't shake your weiner too much!

            I just go whenever I need to go and let my wife clean up the mess.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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