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  • Buckminster Carlson
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 130
    #91
    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Me? I would say that ?
    Are you saying you didn't post this?

    Hi Everyone - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=257035&postcount=12
    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151
        #92
        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

        Originally posted by Buckminster Carlson View Post
        Are you saying you didn't post this?

        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...5&postcount=12
        That was surely my evil twin. He causes me much grief Brother Carlson.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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          • Buckminster Carlson
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2008
            • 130
            #93
            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
            That was surely my evil twin. He causes me much grief Brother Carlson.
            Are you on any kind of medication, by chance?

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274
                #94
                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                It's pretty dinged-donged obvious to me that the 'ladies' who are invading our manly privacy are getting a large thrill out of seeing the manly man photos.

                Granted, they are all unsaved garbage that JESUS will soon snuff out, but can we be certain the Ladies of Landover won't be affected in the same manner? Perhaps we should invite some of them in just to look and give us their feedback?
                sigpic
                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


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                  • DeadonDemonDrool
                    Unsaved trash, Pervert Witch Scum
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 42
                    #95
                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                    Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
                    "Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
                    You're a Chiefs fan?
                    Alright!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567
                        #96
                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                        Originally posted by LiveonDemonswings View Post
                        You're a Chiefs fan?
                        Alright!
                        You dug up a thread nearly a year old to add this brilliant insight?

                        By the way, Miss She-Male, the only trannies our men are interested in are the kind in their cars!
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                          • DeadonDemonDrool
                            Unsaved trash, Pervert Witch Scum
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 42
                            #97
                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                            I just go through peoples profiles and see what they've posted.
                            I don't check dates either.

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #98
                                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                Stop peeking at my profile.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Levi Jones
                                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                     
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 13930
                                    #99
                                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                    Sorry, Mrs. Whitford, for posting after a grave digging, but this noob (me) would have never read this thread if Corky hadn't done it.

                                    In an indirect way, thank you, child of downs syndrome. I'll pray God heals you of your affliction.

                                    YIC,



                                    Levi
                                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #100
                                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                        his was a pretty manly party. I don't remember seeing any chicks. We should certainly include this in the poster.
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #101
                                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                            I think we should start working on next year's calender. Any of you True Christians(tm) want to submit a snapshot of yourself for consideration?

                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Jedediah
                                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                Fisher of Men
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 6824
                                                #102
                                                Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                Well, if we're posting those...

                                                This is from a set I had done at GlamourShots a couple of months before they shut down.


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                                                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                                  • Pim Pendergast
                                                    PHD - Theophysicist
                                                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2012
                                                    • 3103
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                    I think a calendar is a great idea. Here's me at the beach last weekend. Perhaps we could caption each picture with a Bible verse?

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                                                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                                      • Alan Swallows
                                                        Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
                                                        • Dec 2015
                                                        • 265
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                        Are submissions for 2018 open yet?

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                                                          • BrotherLarry
                                                            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2014
                                                            • 2262
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar?

                                                            Brother Swallows,


                                                            I just don't know what to say. How do you keep the lady-folk away?


                                                            BrotherLarry
                                                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                                                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                                                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                                                            Amen and Amen

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