So I was proselytizing at my sister's house yesterday for
mas and it turns out my niece Brandi has developed full-blown feminazism. She kept cutting off my scripture readings to rant on about something called "Gamergate" so I had to look into it.
As we know, feminazis are one of Satan's blights on humanity. Instead of embracing their
-given roles as help meets (Genesis 2:18), they strive to be like men and abandon their natural use (Romans 1:26) and in their drive to rebel against
, they also seek to destroy all things manly.
Gamergate rose up to fight the feminazis (or "Social Justice Warriors") which seems like they are good, decent people who are doing right by the
, but the problem? They are defending video games, which we know are tools of SATAN used profusely to destroy our children and lure them away from salvation!
Normally, I'd be getting my husband Mr. Whitford's permission to be down at the Ladies of Landover offices organizing prayer vigils, letter writing campaigns to Congress and other very effective methods of dealing with either of these outrages. But then
made it occur to me... Why do anything at all? For once the forces of Satan are at each other's throats!
I fell on my knees in gratitude!
knows what He is doing, and He obviously caused these two groups of His enemies to set out on a path to destroy each other! GLORY!
All we have to do now is sit back and watch, laughing at these demon-possessed hordes discover what happens when they turn their backs on
!

As we know, feminazis are one of Satan's blights on humanity. Instead of embracing their


Gamergate rose up to fight the feminazis (or "Social Justice Warriors") which seems like they are good, decent people who are doing right by the

Normally, I'd be getting my husband Mr. Whitford's permission to be down at the Ladies of Landover offices organizing prayer vigils, letter writing campaigns to Congress and other very effective methods of dealing with either of these outrages. But then

I fell on my knees in gratitude!


All we have to do now is sit back and watch, laughing at these demon-possessed hordes discover what happens when they turn their backs on


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