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  • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

    Boy, Jeb sure does know his Gay Facts.

    Anything needing to be confessed, buddy?

    Just think of all those nice smooth butts that nintendo seems to be so subtly advertising in the mario games. Maybe you need a queer-puncher to punch the gay out.

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    • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

      What a good laugh this was!
      My boyfriend and I had a good giggle at all your posts, we both found all your comments very amusing.

      We are both GAYMERS as you put it, we spend a few hours in the evening before bed on either the Xbox or Wii (shocking I know), we also both listen to heavy metal (or as some of you describe it, Satans music), I am 17 and my boyfriend is 18 and guess what?? I am also bisexual!!!! Wow, so we are already going to hell for that lot. Oh and I'm on of those horrible "sex-crazed, pot-smoking GOTHS" (although I don't smoke pot) maybe my purple hair is an ABOMINATION and the fact I like girls as well as guys secures my one way ticket to hell. But hey ho, Daddy was in the SAS and as you all know, ex-SAS soldiers don't die, they go to hell and re-group. GO TEAM!

      Do you lot really have nothing better to do than argue and demean each other because you simply can't agree? Yes, Christians believe in a LOT of stuff that to most people is crazy, but don't come up with complete shit about games and movies and books, because all you do is make us laugh. You try to convert us to what you believe because to are not open-minded enough to accept that people are different and don't always choose who they are. I didn't CHOOSE to be bi-sexual, it just happened, it's who I am, my best friend is bi-sexual and although we both have boyfriends we still "get together". And it makes me happy, so I don't really care.

      I'm fed up with having fucking religious "people" (I have that it "" marks because if you treat other humans the way you do you really aren't people) peer down their noses at me, condemn me and hate me because they are too close-minded to stop and talk to me, to ask aboput WHY I am how I am.

      But you don't care.

      I actually believe there is a God, for those of you that are interested, but I think He gave us free-will for a reason, life is short and we are here to enjoy it, if He is truly all-knowing, all-loving and all-forgiving He knows why I am like this.
      But the big G and I don't get along right now.

      But to sum up, shut up about video games making people homosexual, if someone is gay, they are gay from day 1, it just takes us a while to figure it out. Shut up about movies and books sending out messages about sex and whatever else. Stop calling me and people like me a Satanist, it makes me want to punch you for being so ignorant.

      In the words of the almighty Bruce Dickinson:
      "If society was ruled by metal (music), then it would be a MUCH better place, there would be a lot more songs about death but no one would actually fucking die."

      End of rant.

      Oh and your smilies? More racist than the KKK.

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      • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

        Originally posted by AhHeHeHo View Post
        I am 17 and my boyfriend is 18
        that's called statutory rape. The DoF has a record of your IP, and I hope a senior pastor is able to contact your mother so that she can protect you from that predator.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

          Originally posted by AhHeHeHo View Post
          I'm a drugged out lesbo Gothtard, I hate Jesus, I worship video games!
          Man, there sure are alot of you little gothturdlets in here today. I come back to see how things are around here and it kiddy day at the adult table! Listen little girl, it all starts with a little pot, some hair dye, and a Hot Topic outfit or two.

          Pretty soon though, you're turn tricks so you and your addict boyfriend/pimp can score some Mexican Brown! I've seen it a hundred time if I've seen it once! Nobody wakes up and decides to become a street whore, it just sneaks up on you!

          So what you need to do is quit slutting around with whoever will do you, give your heart to Jesus, and quit with the purple hair. I've been there doll, and it ain't pretty. Oh, and you ought to quit the video games too, they're kinda lame.



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          • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

            Who said we have had sex? That proves my point and the points of many others that sex is all you think about. Well done. Seriously.

            And Original Gothster? Are you a joke? That is some serious shit you've got going on there. You put me into a category? Typical Christian. You can't think of anything better than to change my words and make assumptions about me when you have no idea who I am.

            You lot should write you own joke book, you have more than enough material.

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            • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              that's called statutory rape. The DoF has a record of your IP, and I hope a senior pastor is able to contact your mother so that she can protect you from that predator.
              Actually, if they're british it's not statutory rape, because the age of concent is 16 over here... learn your laws before you go acusing people of paedophilia idiot.

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              • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                Originally posted by dynamitez View Post
                Actually, if they're british it's not statutory rape, because the age of concent is 16 over here... learn your laws before you go acusing people of paedophilia idiot.
                Stop hanging around cathlick priests
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                  Originally posted by Original Gothster View Post
                  Man, there sure are alot of you little gothturdlets in here today. I come back to see how things are around here and it kiddy day at the adult table! Listen little girl, it all starts with a little pot, some hair dye, and a Hot Topic outfit or two.

                  Pretty soon though, you're turn tricks so you and your addict boyfriend/pimp can score some Mexican Brown! I've seen it a hundred time if I've seen it once! Nobody wakes up and decides to become a street whore, it just sneaks up on you!

                  So what you need to do is quit slutting around with whoever will do you, give your heart to Jesus, and quit with the purple hair. I've been there doll, and it ain't pretty. Oh, and you ought to quit the video games too, they're kinda lame.
                  I have never heard anything so ridiculous in my entire life, number one, my friend who posted the original comment that you're quoting, has never and most likely will never do drugs in her life, so there flies that idea out of your window of god. And also, I have had every colour hair under the sun, I wear respectable clothing, and used to go to church, however, when something happened in my life, i lost all respect for god, and jesus, and the bible and everything else your religion throws at people.
                  So all i can say to you, is maybe you should start respecting people, just because they dont believe in the same things that you do does not mean that you can thro your shit down their throats and hope for what you think is the best...
                  why don't you think of it this way... atleast if us 'gaymers' are going to hell, you'll have much more room up in big old heaven licking god's arse and fucking jesus until the cows come home. because we'll all be happy swanning about in limbo, or going to hell and listening to our metal music, to give a fuck what you people are doing...
                  Jesus apparently died for our sins, so maybe you should think about that, and start living your life for you, and not some jumped up guy with a beard who was probably on drugs himself when turning water into wine, and healing the blind...
                  try using brain some time instead of you f*cking bible dickwod!

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                  • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    that's called statutory rape. The DoF has a record of your IP, and I hope a senior pastor is able to contact your mother so that she can protect you from that predator.
                    Pahahahaha! Oh no! Not the senior pastor! Anything but that!! O:
                    Pfft, she's british numbskull. The Uk have different laws to the USA (unified shithole association) and coming off a man who looks like a combination of Josef Fritzl and Santa Claus you really can't talk about 'predators'.

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                    • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                      Originally posted by Omgabutchlady View Post
                      Pahahahaha! Oh no! Not the senior pastor! Anything but that!! O:
                      Pfft, she's british numbskull. The Uk have different laws to the USA (unified shithole association) and coming off a man who looks like a combination of Josef Fritzl and Santa Claus you really can't talk about 'predators'.
                      Is Josef Fritzl one of your friends.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                        Originally posted by AhHeHeHo View Post
                        Who said we have had sex? That proves my point and the points of many others that sex is all you think about. Well done. Seriously.

                        And Original Gothster? Are you a joke? That is some serious poop you've got going on there. You put me into a category? Typical Christian. You can't think of anything better than to change my words and make assumptions about me when you have no idea who I am.

                        You lot should write you own joke book, you have more than enough material.
                        Watch the potty mouth little girl, this is a Christian forum! So let me get this straight, you say you're bi but you don't have sex? What the heck is up with that? That's like saying you love sushi before you've ever eaten it!

                        Originally posted by babygoth
                        "I'm super hip, I'm a bi virgin, I have no idea what I'm talking about, I dye my hair!"
                        Please, you are so clueless! You're on a road to hell and you don't even know it! Mark my words, keep this crap up and you'll be going down on strangers for pocket change within six months! Jesus is the only answer babe! Give him your heart before it's too late!



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                        • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                          Original Gothster,
                          Just because you are a recovering druggie and once worked the street doesn't mean I'll end up there. For one thing, I have never and will never do drugs. You can't assume that just because you got hooked and sold your body to every tom, dick (no pun intended) and harry doesn't mean ANYONE will end up like you. Grow the hell up and stop acting like you know everything.
                          Oh, and come up with something better.
                          And don't stereotype me.

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                          • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                            Originally posted by dynamitez View Post
                            Potty talk, bad spelling, name calling, and whining.
                            Oh, here we go! The kids have got their panties in a wad now! The truth hurts kids, I know, I've been there. You think you're immune, you think you're special? Well, you're not! God will punish you just like He punished me for ignoring Him. You think I became a junkie on purpose? Hell no! God saw me wasting my life, slutting around with losers like you all, and He smited me good! He gave me Hep C, He took my ovaries, and He made me a smack-loving whore for over ten years!

                            So go ahead, keep up the Goth crap. I'll see ya both in rehab! Idiots!



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                            • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                              But I didn't say I hadn't had sex, I was pointing out that I didn't say I had. Idiot. Read.
                              And Jesus? He can go to hell. And his Dad? Well, I'd love to shoot that tw*t in the face after what he's done.
                              That better? No more "potty mouth"?
                              Or maybe if I keep swearing your little Christian heart will give out?

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                              • Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                                Originally posted by Original Gothster View Post
                                Watch the potty mouth little girl, this is a Christian forum! So let me get this straight, you say you're bi but you don't have sex? What the heck is up with that? That's like saying you love sushi before you've ever eaten it!



                                Please, you are so clueless! You're on a road to hell and you don't even know it! Mark my words, keep this crap up and you'll be going down on strangers for pocket change within six months! Jesus is the only answer babe! Give him your heart before it's too late!

                                Oh pluh-leese to you sir! Since did you have to have sex to be bisexual. That's like saying that you have to bang a chick before you can be classed as being a straight man. It's ridiculous! Being bisexual means that you can have attraction/gfeelings/feel love for either gender, not 'Ooooh I want some pussy to go with my cock sandwhich tonight!'.
                                Again, you're just enforcing the fact that christians seemed obsessed with sex. Probably after all those 'special sundayschool sessions' with your pastor, yeah?
                                And lol! Being a gothic bisexual 'gaymer' instantly means that you're 'on a road to hell?'. Lololol, so what will happen to me then mate? I'm an extremely gay 17 year old that regularly shags older women outside churches, plays hardcore games like Manhunt and deadspace, AND my hair is green!
                                Omg! The antichrist has obviously arrived guys!

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