I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

[Johny Joe Hold]

It seems like every week there is some "news" about Taylor Swift. And, it's been going on for years. She has a boy friend, she's buying some country, on and on it goes.

I thought it would all end--that she would get married and have several children. But, for some reason that has not happened.

She needs to be told her purpose in life is to produce soldiers for Christ, not to get richer and richer. Maybe public pressure would bring her to her senses:

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Satanic influences like Taylor Swift are destroying our youth. Homosexuality nearly always means having dozens, hundreds, even thousands of sex partners. The statistics cannot be erased! A disgusting 88% of homosexuals admitted to having over 1,000 sexual partners! Only an adulterer or fornicator with hundreds of sex partners would see no harm in and defend homosexuality, bestiality or liberalism (because they're all in the same boat)! Now you understand why Satan is relentlessly pushing sex, sex, sex on young people today, to demoralize them, so they'll go along with homosexuality, then incest and pedophilia, and ultimately sell their souls to worship the man of sin, the Anti-Christ! I blame false churches in America and Taylor Swift personally!

[Nobar King]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

She's too young for me.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

We need not worry. God is well ahead of us and was prepared to this travesty as early as during the time of the Great Prophets.

Jeremiah 46:6
Let not the swift flee away, nor the mighty man escape; they shall stumble, and fall toward the north by the river Euphrates.

Jesus knew that she would try to escape from Divine Judgment but she will stumble. Once she goes forth to visit the Middle East, probably Turkey or Curd'stan, as they are North of Euphrates, we'll know that her time has come.

I've always wondered why they named the country after a livestock fowl, but now, God Bless Creation Science, we know. It is because of the similarity between the voices of that bird and the vices of that female person. Praise Jesus for this revelation!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Feigning the innocence of the BVM, Taylor Swift survives on a legion of zombie-like robotic young female fans. Swift has "dated" just about every vacuous and shallow male walking around Hellywood, and her "affairs" generally don't last more than 3 months after which she is again off penning one of her nauseating unlucky-in-love breakup ballads for her next "hit". Even sluts like Mile Cyrus can hold on to a man longer than that.

Engaging in almost continuous celebrity feuds doesn't fetch Swift any high marks in the "gets along well with others" column, much less inspiring any male with common sense to stick around.

Speaking of cringe-worthy music, Taylor Swift has been cast in an upcoming movie of CATS - by the world's consummate plagiarist and troll composer Andrew Lloyd Webber (just in case you want to gag).

[Dana723]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

My husband does not allow secular music in our household, so with his permission, I checked out some of her "music" on the Youtubes. Such degenerative filth! I am certainly glad our sons have not been exposed to this tramp.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Who's Taylor Swift? That waxwork looks like it's got nits.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift needs Jesus, that's for sure. Someone needs to tell her flat out, "You are going to hell unless you change your ways."

I read she has purchased a home in Westerly, Rhode Island. There are no Baptist churches there, one called Calvary Church sounds slightly Christian.

If someone knows of a good Baptist church within driving distance let me know and I'll send the preacher over to Swift's house to give her an earful.

The preacher should look for this house:

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

I'd suggest that any pastor keeps his distance for the next few days. You can see from that van parked outside that she's got the painters in.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Well, I think this house could be the answer: she is looking for getting married and have 12 children at least, so she bought the proper house to have enough rooms for each one.

It will be a lot to clean, so she will be enterteined all day with house chores and away from the life of sin she led.


I guess God does work in mysterious ways, really.

[John Creeser]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

I think she started out trying to write decent Christian country songs. With popularity, she was offered the apple, greedily consumed it and went full out turbo whore.

I heard about her shenanigans at the 2009 VMA watching FOX News. Apparently she ran up on stage, kicked Kanye in the groin, stole his award and while running up the aisle to escape, slapped Beyonce in the face.

[Kyrre Eliasen]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

Satanic influences like Taylor Swift are destroying our youth. Homosexuality nearly always means having dozens, hundreds, even thousands of sex partners. The statistics cannot be erased! A disgusting 88% of homosexuals admitted to having over 1,000 sexual partners! Only an adulterer or fornicator with hundreds of sex partners would see no harm in and defend homosexuality, bestiality or liberalism (because they're all in the same boat)! Now you understand why Satan is relentlessly pushing sex, sex, sex on young people today, to demoralize them, so they'll go along with homosexuality, then incest and pedophilia, and ultimately sell their souls to worship the man of sin, the Anti-Christ! I blame false churches in America and Taylor Swift personally!

She is a very rugged person.
Like a woodbear.

[Dana723]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

She is a very rugged person.
Like a woodbear.

What...what does that even mean?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm Sick of Taylor Swift

One looks like marzipan, one looks like something you'd have on your floor. It's a significant difference but whether the perceptual impairment is visual or mental? Or auditory - God explains that demons cause paralysis of speech & hearing, enhancement of convulsions, all manner of evil countered through exorcism as Jesus demonstrated but what sort of deafblind person would reject healing so readily available in prayer. Helen Keller for instance preferred "education" but what resulted is unlike anything described in The Bible.

To confuse marzipan dainties with a bear on the floor suggests both mental and visual demons. No actual Christian would ever listen to Taylor Swift.