[12 Year Old Warrior]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Huh. For what I posted in the above, I was told I have Demons in my rectum. That's funny, because I have never participated in any rectum-demon summoning activities. What's even more funny is that I attend Church every Sunday, go to a Youth Group, and attend several Christian events yearly. What is even more funny is that Pastor Ezekiel, the so called wiseman here, has called me an idiot and a fool in a private message. Mister Ezekiel, if anyone is going to burn in hellfire it is you, for your lack of knowledge. I shall quote something to you. I think you'll recognize it.

"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.."

Y'know who said that? God. Your utter lack of understanding and intelligence is astounding.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Huh. For what I posted in the above, I was told I have Demons in my rectum. That's funny, because I have never participated in any rectum-demon summoning activities. What's even more funny is that I attend Church every Sunday, go to a Youth Group, and attend several Christian events yearly. What is even more funny is that Pastor Ezekiel, the so called wiseman here, has called me an idiot and a fool in a private message. Mister Ezekiel, if anyone is going to burn in hellfire it is you, for your lack of knowledge. I shall quote something to you. I think you'll recognize it.

"My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge.."

Y'know who said that? God. Your utter lack of understanding and intelligence is astounding.

Why the hate friend? Why can't you just love Jesus instead of going around persecuting the members of His favorite church? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[12 Year Old Warrior]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Why the hate friend? Why can't you just love Jesus instead of going around persecuting the members of His favorite church? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

I don't hate Jesus. I hate people who say I have demons in my rectum.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I don't hate Jesus. I hate people who say I have demons in my rectum.

But you do have demons in your rectum, friend. If you want to be Saved© you need to let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase them out.

[PinkHairedAsshat]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL.


I happen to have pink hair, and I find it to be quite pure and godly.

So, sirs, stick that in your juice box and suck it, ne?

[12 Year Old Warrior]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

But you do have demons in your rectum, friend. If you want to be Saved© you need to let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase them out.

.. Did you just say that I actually do have demons in my rectum? .. Are you sure about that? .. I... I mean.. I... Wow. I can't even explain the idiocy here.. I.. I just can't.

[PinkHairedAsshat]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

But you do have demons in your rectum, friend. If you want to be Saved© you need to let the Holy Spirit enter you and chase them out.

In order for them to get out, would your god have to go.. through.. his.. rectum..?

Sweet Jesusfish on a birch bark canoe you piffleing sickos!

At least my god has hot tits.

Yours is a fag who is trying to assrape my fiancee, here.

WOW. PLEASANT!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I don't hate Jesus. I hate people who say I have demons in my rectum.

Why all the hate, friend? You are hurting our feelings.

1 John 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.

[12 Year Old Warrior]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Why all the hate, friend? You are hurting our feelings.

1 John 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.

Perhaps you should tell Ezekiel that I do not have demons in my rectum. Then maybe I won't be mad at him.

[PinkHairedAsshat]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Perhaps you should tell Ezekiel that I do not have demons in my rectum. Then maybe I won't be mad at him.

I second this, mate!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Perhaps you should tell Ezekiel that I do not have demons in my rectum. Then maybe I won't be mad at him.

Boy, I couldn't care less if you're mad at me or wanted to knit me a pair of booties. I'm here to do GOD's work, and let the chips fall where they may!

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

I'm sure the good Christians here would rather hear from me than the cackling of fools like you.

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

[12 Year Old Warrior]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Boy, I couldn't care less if you're mad at me or wanted to knit me a pair of booties. I'm here to do GOD's work, and let the chips fall where they may!



I'm sure the good Christians here would rather hear from me than the cackling of fools like you.

I am not a cackling fool. I am the messenger of God. Fear me, and my awesome strength. You state that I want to knit you a pair of booties? I shall ensure that you never have the comfort of booties again! God is on my side, Satanist! You shall be shown the Light through eternal smiting!
< --- That is you, coward!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

In order for them to get out, would your god have to go.. through.. his.. rectum..?

I see. You like to pretend to be some 9 year old child? That's just sick.

Did your priest do something to you as a child?

[PinkHairedAsshat]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Actually,

I was an asst. Lutheran Christian pastor, actually.

So, yeah, sir.

You're not high and mighty. In fact, I'm sure you've no sense of the real world. Actually, I highly doubt ANY of you actually understand the first thing about your religion. I mean, seriously, you're no better then CATHOLICS. That being said, you can probably assume how terribly doomed you all are. I hope you enjoy your hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw

You will appreciate this song, I think.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Actually,

I was an asst. Lutheran Christian pastor, actually.

So, yeah, sir.

You're not high and mighty. In fact, I'm sure you've no sense of the real world. Actually, I highly doubt ANY of you actually understand the first thing about your religion. I mean, seriously, you're no better then CATHOLICS. That being said, you can probably assume how terribly doomed you all are. I hope you enjoy your hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVToZfaGCTw

You will appreciate this song, I think.

Scripture or it didn't happen

I will be glad to take you on, pink haired false Christian. *cracks his knuckles*

Let's start with 2 Timothy 3...