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  • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Exactly! You got it!
    Man was created in God's image, was he not? Surely God would not have allowed inferior men to be made in his image. Are you saying that not all of the people who repent can be forgiven, judged on a measure of how much they're worth? I understand that all are not equal, but this strikes me as a bit odd. Maybe you can correct me if I'm not properly reading what you're saying.

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    • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

      Originally posted by Neuraxis View Post
      Man was created in God's image, was he not? Surely God would not have allowed inferior men to be made in his image.
      No, but as we know, sin is a choice. Man distances himself from God through sin.

      Are you saying that not all of the people who repent can be forgiven, judged on a measure of how much they're worth? I understand that all are not equal, but this strikes me as a bit odd. Maybe you can correct me if I'm not properly reading what you're saying.
      I'm not saying that at all. Anyone, no matter how bad of a sinner, can achieve eternal life through Jesus Christ if they sincerely and honestly repent and accept Christ as their savior. However, there are many sinners who revel in their lifestyles and mock God and turn their backs on Jesus, and these people will be sent to Hell.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Don't they do a lot of Meth in Germany?
        Actually i think they do extacy.... not meth

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        • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

          I whole heartedly agree.

          Children should be taken away from the violent world of video games and all the evil temptations within. They should be taken in by the church, taught the ways of Jesus and receive the power of Christ from the clergy.

          However, video games can have their uses. Children don't attend church willingly like they should, so we should reach out to them. We should promote the use of video games that spread good Christian values and morals, bring children in to the ways of God through messages they will pay attention to.

          To alienate people as lost souls before saving them will mean fewer followers of the Lord to smite our enemies, and more enemies to destroy when the End time begins.

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          • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

            if you are a true christian you should forgive me. O holy father please forgive me for i have sinned

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            • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

              Originally posted by biblefanaticerik
              Burn in hell motherpiffleazzzz!!!!
              Thus spoke the voice of tolerance and reason once again...

              Even though you rebel against God, rest assured that God still loves you. Jesus is waiting by the phone for your call.

              Jesus' phone number is: 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                Originally posted by biblefanaticerik View Post
                if you are a true christian you should forgive me.
                Ask God for forgiveness for your temper-trantum, not us
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  Ask God for forgiveness for your temper-trantum, not us
                  God laughed and said it's ok and you should love me but not in a gay way. I think i'm okay with that.

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                  • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                    i cant believe this website... i feel like I've hit hypocrite central.

                    ive never seen a website soo unfocused to God.

                    You may have the nice medal saying "true christian" or whatever, but that is a wordly thing. it says in the bible not to be like the world.

                    i have yet to read anyone here being "true christians"
                    this website makes me sick.

                    i will be praying for everyone here.

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                    • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                      Originally posted by mycrapsannoying View Post
                      i cant believe this website... i feel like I've hit hypocrite central.

                      ive never seen a website soo unfocused to God.

                      You may have the nice medal saying "true christian" or whatever, but that is a wordly thing. it says in the bible not to be like the world.

                      i have yet to read anyone here being "true christians"
                      this website makes me sick.

                      i will be praying for everyone here.
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                      I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                        Originally posted by mycrapsannoying View Post
                        i cant believe this website... i feel like I've hit hypocrite central.

                        ive never seen a website soo unfocused to God.

                        You may have the nice medal saying "true christian" or whatever, but that is a wordly thing. it says in the bible not to be like the world.

                        i have yet to read anyone here being "true christians"
                        this website makes me sick.

                        i will be praying for everyone here.
                        Yes, it's horrible, isn't it? They are unrepentant literalists, as if following the entire Bible is possible. I suggest you take to heart the parts that mean something to you and disregard the rest of it.

                        It is all about your own personal savior, isn't it?
                        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                        • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                          You commoners are amazingly retarded. I just...I don't even know where to begin. The hypocrisy here is ridiculous. What - did you sheep get raised on some private congregation or something? You're worse than the Chinese public - they don't even know about what really happened at Tienanmen Square!


                          Counter-Strike doesn't have SHIT to do with teaching anyone to hate women. The game doesn't even FEATURE women. Hell, there's not even a single mention or REFERENCE to women in the entire GAME. The game also doesn't have anything to do with the "homosexual agenda." You guys are so homophobic, I'd bet you all got molested during your upbringings in the sheep factories.


                          It's funny how you say women would never play the game when a fuckton of them already do. Hell, some of my female friends still do play it. It's not a friggin' murder simulator.


                          The game is called COUNTER-STRIKE. You play as a group of COUNTER-TERRORISTS who - *GASP* - eliminate TERRORISTS. You know, they should replace the terrorist models with some of your ugly mugs, because you guys are the real terrorists. I see why a lot of people hate organized religion now, because you guys are fucking robots. This is just INSANE.


                          Have a nice day, commoners. I know you'll just respond calling me an Atheist (which I'm not - and a lot of you need to learn how to spell that properly as well), a cretin, blasphemous, etc. but we all know you only do that to disguise the fact that you're all wrong about pretty much everything you talk about.


                          Learn the difference between FACT and OPINION. You ban anyone who comes in here and oppose your thoughts, but one thing is a fact here - you're all a bunch of commonistic sheep and you need serious psychological help.


                          Godspeed,

                          yours truly - Jon Porter

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                          • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            Counter-Strike doesn't have SHIT to do with teaching anyone to hate women. The game doesn't even FEATURE women. Hell, there's not even a single mention or REFERENCE to women in the entire GAME. The game also doesn't have anything to do with the "homosexual agenda." You guys are so homophobic, I'd bet you all got molested during your upbringings in the sheep factories.
                            I see yet another demon possessed gamer has wandered into our midst.


                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            It's not a friggin' murder simulator.
                            What do you call a game where you have to kill multiple people to win?


                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            You know, they should replace the terrorist models with some of your ugly mugs, because you guys are the real terrorists. I see why a lot of people hate organized religion now, because you guys are piffleing robots. This is just INSANE.
                            Now you're calling us ugly? Oh LORD, you did tell us we would suffer great persecution for following Your will.

                            Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            Have a nice day, commoners. I know you'll just respond calling me an Atheist (which I'm not - and a lot of you need to learn how to spell that properly as well),
                            Wait, you aren't an atheist? Are you claiming to be a Christian?

                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            you're all a bunch of commonistic sheep.
                            I am proud to be a sheep. It means I will be going to Heaven. Praise Jesus!

                            Matthew 25:32-33, 41 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
                            Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

                            Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                            Godspeed,

                            yours truly - Jon Porter
                            I would wish you the same, but it would make me just as bad as you.

                            2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
                            For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                              Glad to see you proved my point well. You had no actual rebuttals so you just reply with lame-ass attempts at being witty. Protip: To be witty, you have to have actual wit.


                              Also, I know this whole website is genuine as hell now, but thanks for providing me and my friends with OMEGA-I am retarded.

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                              • Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                                Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
                                Protip: To be witty, you have to have actual wit.
                                So what's your excuse? You should take your own advice instead of overrating yourself. You're lucky you even made a dot on the Good Brother's radar with your mindless turbo-troll post. You're lucky that a True Christian™ took time to actually write a reply instead of delete your impotent babblings. Give us something to work with. Lengthy temper-tantrums from chantards are a dime a dozen here. First curb your RAGE, then maybe more people will take you seriously.

                                Matt.7
                                [5] Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
                                May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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